So kiddies, there is less than two weeks before Christmas, so why not just use that for this contest?

I'd specifically like to see comics making fun of Santa, the fat man himself.

That's it. Couldn't be more straight forward.

Old comics will be accepted and new comics are always appreciated.

So, let's light this candle and roast St. Nick!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

An old one.

[Click to view comic: 'Santa's Pork-shop.']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 658 Bad Santa']

This is ONLY a possibility...no actual harm has befallen our pink porkish pal.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 658 Santa's Full Sack']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 658:']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 658:']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Hopefully I'll have time to contribute a new strip, but until then...

[Click to view comic: 'Santa's Helper']

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https://www.porternotes.com

An oldie but oldie:

[Click to view comic: 'At Least They're Not Wearing White']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'CC 658 8 > 1']

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https://www.porternotes.com

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5542']

[Click to view comic: 'I knew it!']

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https://www.porternotes.com

[Click to view comic: 'Twins Not Twins']

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"The nice thing about true hopelesness is that you don't have to try again." - Jules Shear

One new and one old:

[Click to view comic: 'Santa Better Watch Out']

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Mall Santa']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5546']

All right, I know the big guy only plays a bit part, but after 15 years, or 5,528 days since I wrote the darn thing, IT'S FINALLY FUCKING HERE!!!!!

Read it and weep, kids, for this is what you'll be seeing in tomorrow's newspaper.

[Click to view comic: 'Christmas Eve, 2016']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 658']

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https://www.porternotes.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 658']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'Deck the Halls']

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5548']

So the fat man has once again emptied his sac while thinking about children.  That means it's time to judge this thing and move on.

The front runner for me, for a while, was brycekain with:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 658:']

Then kaufman posted this:

[Click to view comic: 'Christmas Eve, 2016']

and won the whole damn thing.

So kaufman, you are now the new ho ho ho.  Congrats!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Oh wow.  I'll start thinking of a worthy 659 once I compose my reaction to the recent events ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com