So what do you have to do to get on the Naughty or Nice List? How does Santa make that call.  Honesty should get you on the Nice list but if it hurts her feelings to hear how you truly feel about her ass in those pants, then that could get you on the Naughty list.

This contest is all about Santa's list. How does he make these choices? What do us common mortals feel about being on either list? What have people done to get on either list?

Whatever direction you want to take it, just be funny.

That's it.  I'll judge this after Santa's big day.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC681: Standards']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC681: How is he still on the charts']

[Click to view comic: 'CC681: Status']

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[Click to view comic: 'Porkman & Finchy Are Deserving Victims Of Demonetization']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[Click to view comic: 'CC:681 "Hedging Her Bets"']

[Click to view comic: 'CC681: Knocking out the easy ones']

[Click to view comic: 'CC681: Explains a lot']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 681: Listomania']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 681: Listomania Too']

[edited by kaufman on 12-15-17 at 9:12:47pm]

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 681: Dial P for Present']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC681: Mall Santa']

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[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5963']

[Click to view comic: 'Getting Back On The Nice List']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - What do YOU want for Christmas?']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Getting Back on the Phreaky List']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - All I want for Christmas is Jews']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Even MORE What do YOU want for Christmas?']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - MORE What do YOU want for Christmas?']

[Click to view comic: 'He's Making A List, Checking It Twice']

[Click to view comic: 'CC681: rv vandalism by User:VladimirPutin']

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[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5970']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5972']

[Click to view comic: 'Saving Christmas with Social Norm']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 681: Everyday He's Shufflin']

So I made a list and checked it twice, and there was not a bad comic in the bunch.  With that said, evil_d got me with the first comic posted:

[Click to view comic: 'CC681: Standards']

So the nod goes to him this round!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

The Christmas gift I really wanted!  Thanks, tripod.  New contest presently.

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