Battle of the dating game champions, yo! Anyway, What I need from all of you in this contest is one item from the props section, any character from the WhenIGrowUp section (my new favorite online comic, I read every damn one of them in one night) to represent yourself, any background, and you have to give the best answers to some "Dating Game" style questions I am going to put at the bottom of this post. Choose any 3.

So that's:

-any prop

-any WIGU image to reperesent yourself

-answer any three of the following questions that a mystery date will ask you:

1)What is your idea of the perfect date with me?

2)If you could be any part of an automobile, what part would you be and why?

3)I've just had 13 jell-o shots followed up with 4 Shiner Bocks (or any other non-lite beer if you've never had the pleasure of a Shiner), and am totally shit-faced. What are you thinking right now?

4)If we were making "whoopie", what kind of sounds would you make? (Mallrats rules!)

5)What is your favorite kind of ice cream and what do you do with it?

Ok. There's the questions, answer to the best of your abilities, and you'll see who the mystery date is! I'll post a pic up in the forums when I announce the winner on... Shit, I'm gonna be out of town all next week and will have no access to any form of Al Gore's Internet.

Can you all get this done by 8:00 central on Sunday 4/2? If not, bobo23 needs to pick a new winner. I'll be on Al Gore's Internet all night (friday), so let me know!

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3)I've just had 13 jell-o shots followed up with 4 Shiner Bocks (or any other non-lite beer if you've never had the pleasure of a Shiner), and am totally shit-faced. What are you thinking right now?

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Hey, if anyone is interested in posting art or photos or shit on Al Gore's Internet but doesn't have the resources or the wherewithall (?) to get their own damn website, go to www.deviantart.com and you can post it up there for free. It's where I've already posted the image of the "Mystery Date". Find it if you can.

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I forgot my medication tonight...

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11042

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVII: Mr. Sociopath goes a-courtin'...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

My motto is "If you can't be funny, be profoundly disturbing."

Maybe I ought to get a new motto...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Maybe just profoundly distur- wait.. just disturbing.

*just kidding*

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVII - The tank since I have gas']

Since I haven't gone to sleep yet, it's official. I'm an insomniac.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVII: Don't Forget the Donkey']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Posting in the wirthling style. I'm just a sheep...

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11049

[Click to view comic: 'Comic contest XVII - Not even remotely like me... really!']

As the title says, this is not really representative of the real me... well, not much...

Okay, it may have been slightly accurate back before I was married. Maybe...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVII: Booze and cheers']

I hate explaining references, but...

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What others say about boorite!

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As the title says, this is not really representative of the real me... well, not much...

Okay, it may have been slightly accurate back before I was married. Maybe...

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVII: NeoVid Dating Game...']

That's about what happens when I try to seem normal or charming.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVII: I always thought it was just a saying.']
Once more into the fiery lake, dear friends, once more. Or close the wall up with our loser dead.

Oh, and who's this bobo23 person you spoke of?

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I would be Jesus, if I could get rid of these damn anti-Jesite demons.

Heheh.. slip of the tungsten.

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http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11107
[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 17 - No automatic transmissions for the wicked']

Pardon my Arabic numerals, but I needed the space for the title.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Oh, shit. WIGU. Hmmm.... Rats.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Ok, i had a huge thing written out, but it didn't take when i tried to save it. Trying to get to sleep. And the winner was---

boorite! And your date is---

Use her wisely and have fun with the next contest, y'alls! I'll be back in a week you mooks, so don't trash talk me too much til then!

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Boy, that bottlerocket sure is a dick.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I can erase that before he gets back, right?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

No offense, my friend, but you make one scary looking japanese chick.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Sadly, that image wasn't manipulated at all. That's his Wednesday outfit. Thank god we didn't have to see the Thursday G string.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

...Say what y'all want; I got my shock tower bushings all limbered up and ready....

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What others say about boorite!

You realize you're probably the only person in the history of the world to use shock tower bushings and jism in the same sentence?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.