Battle of the dating game champions, yo! Anyway, What I need from all of you in this contest is one item from the props section, any character from the WhenIGrowUp section (my new favorite online comic, I read every damn one of them in one night) to represent yourself, any background, and you have to give the best answers to some "Dating Game" style questions I am going to put at the bottom of this post. Choose any 3.

So that's:

-any prop

-any WIGU image to reperesent yourself

-answer any three of the following questions that a mystery date will ask you:

1)What is your idea of the perfect date with me?

2)If you could be any part of an automobile, what part would you be and why?

3)I've just had 13 jell-o shots followed up with 4 Shiner Bocks (or any other non-lite beer if you've never had the pleasure of a Shiner), and am totally shit-faced. What are you thinking right now?

4)If we were making "whoopie", what kind of sounds would you make? (Mallrats rules!)

5)What is your favorite kind of ice cream and what do you do with it?

Ok. There's the questions, answer to the best of your abilities, and you'll see who the mystery date is! I'll post a pic up in the forums when I announce the winner on... Shit, I'm gonna be out of town all next week and will have no access to any form of Al Gore's Internet.

Can you all get this done by 8:00 central on Sunday 4/2? If not, bobo23 needs to pick a new winner. I'll be on Al Gore's Internet all night (friday), so let me know!

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3)I've just had 13 jell-o shots followed up with 4 Shiner Bocks (or any other non-lite beer if you've never had the pleasure of a Shiner), and am totally shit-faced. What are you thinking right now?

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Hey, if anyone is interested in posting art or photos or shit on Al Gore's Internet but doesn't have the resources or the wherewithall (?) to get their own damn website, go to www.deviantart.com and you can post it up there for free. It's where I've already posted the image of the "Mystery Date". Find it if you can.

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I forgot my medication tonight...

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Comic Contest XVII: Mr. Sociopath goes a-courtin'... by wirthling 3-31-01

I've just had 13 jell-o shots followed up with 4 Shiner Bocks and am totally shit-faced. What are you thinking right now? I'm wondering what a whore like you would look like without skin... If you could be any part of an automobile, what part would you be and why? I think I'd be the steering wheel, so I could make the car veer off the road and run over whores like you... What is your idea of the perfect date with me? It starts off with you asking me stupid questions like these. Next, I beat you to death with a baseball bat. That's what a whore like you deserves...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

My motto is "If you can't be funny, be profoundly disturbing."

Maybe I ought to get a new motto...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Maybe just profoundly distur- wait.. just disturbing.

*just kidding*

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Comic Contest XVII - The tank since I have gas by ObiJo 3-31-01

Some may laugh at them... What is your favorite kind of ice cream and what do you do with it? I like Chunky Monkey. And I'd LICK every last ounce. Some may even mock them... If you could be any part of an automobile, what part would you be and why? I'd be the ignition so you could turn me on. No...wait...no need. You're already doing that, love muffin. But surveyors need phone sex too. If we were making whoopie, what kind of sounds would you make? Weeping. Most definitely weeping.

Since I haven't gone to sleep yet, it's official. I'm an insomniac.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Comic Contest XVII: Don't Forget the Donkey by gabe_billings 3-31-01

I've just had 13 jell-o shots followed up with 4 Shiner Bocks and am totally shit-faced. What are you thinking right now? I cain't wait fer yer ass to fall asleep so's I kin try on yer panties and strut around in some high heels. What is your favorite kind of ice cream and what do you do with it? I love Rocky Road. Specially iffen I smear it all over ma privates and see if I kin get some stray cats to come lick it off. What is your idea of the perfect date with me? Why that's easy. Layin' back on ma bunk with a bottle a ol' Crow watchin' you get fucked in the ass by Jasper here. HEE- HAW!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Posting in the wirthling style. I'm just a sheep...

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Comic contest XVII - Not even remotely like me... really! by DexX 3-31-01

Contestant number two, what is your idea of a perfect date with me? Oh that's easy - I ask you out on a date, and you say yes. Then we go on a date. At least, that's how I have heard it works. Ooooookaaay... Next question - if you could be any part of a car, which part would you be? There are so many to choose from. The seat, coz a woman might sit on it... the steering wheel coz she puts her hands on it... Enough! I get the idea. OK, third question - if we were `making whoopie', what kind of noises would you make? Probably something like, "Thank you! Thank you! I've waited so long, so very long... Oh, that is IT!I refuse to amplify another WORD from this loser! I have SOME principles, you know...

As the title says, this is not really representative of the real me... well, not much...

Okay, it may have been slightly accurate back before I was married. Maybe...

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Comic Contest XVII: Booze and cheers by boorite 3-31-01

Bachelor #2: If you could be any part of an automobile, what part would you be and why? I'd have to say shock tower bushings, because my function is to pump you brimfull of steaming jism. Ho-kay.... I've just had 13 jell-o shots followed up with 4 Olde English 800 40-oz.ers, and am totally shit-faced. What are you thinking right now? Damn, bitch, leave some for me. If we were making "whoopie", what kind of sounds would you make? Vootie vootie! SHAZAM! Holy moley!

I hate explaining references, but...

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As the title says, this is not really representative of the real me... well, not much...

Okay, it may have been slightly accurate back before I was married. Maybe...

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Comic Contest XVII: NeoVid Dating Game... by NeoVid 3-31-01

"OK, Bachelor #1, what is your idea of the perfect date with me?" Where we do exactly what you want to do all night. "Hmm... If you could be any part of an automobile, which part and why?" The floor, so you could walk all over me as much as you want. "I'm starting to like this... So, what is your favorite ice cream, and what do you do with it? ...Hello? ...The shape of this mic is giving me ideas...

That's about what happens when I try to seem normal or charming.

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Comic Contest XVII: I always thought it was just a saying. by bobo32 3-31-01

As the dust settles, an ironic turn of events: I AM the last man on earth. I know we're the only survivors and must procreate to save the human species, but I'm not easy, so: What is your idea of the perfect date with me? Hmmm...honestly? We'd sit around and talk about stuff, maybe over dinner, and then go have sex. Well, I suppose you can't have everything... Um, If you could be any part of an automobile, what part would you be and why? What kind of automobile? 'Cause I'm thinking the backseat, but my reason's not valid if it's a Volkswagen. Geez, never mind. Well, you can probably at least answer this: If we were making "whoopie", what kind of sounds would you make? Whoopie? Shit, she'll never put out anyway. Into the fiery lake for me, then. AAAAHHHHH!

Once more into the fiery lake, dear friends, once more. Or close the wall up with our loser dead.

Oh, and who's this bobo23 person you spoke of?

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I would be Jesus, if I could get rid of these damn anti-Jesite demons.

Heheh.. slip of the tungsten.

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Comic Contest 17 - No automatic transmissions for the wicked by evil_d 4-01-01

Okay, Bachelor #6. What's your idea of the perfect date with me? Well, first we'd have a light dinner, then see a movie, then in the movie theater's parking lot, I'd watch you pleasure yourself with my car's stick shift. Uh... right. Anyway, next question, if you could be any part of an automobile... um, you know, let's skip that one. Moving along... if we were making "whoopie", what kind of sounds would you make? Well, there might be some uncontrollable hissing. But mostly I'd mumble ritual incantations, and maybe shout profanities from time to time. Bachelor #6, are you a satanic priest? Curse you and your "woman's intuition"! You've won this time, but I'll be back!

Pardon my Arabic numerals, but I needed the space for the title.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Oh, shit. WIGU. Hmmm.... Rats.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Ok, i had a huge thing written out, but it didn't take when i tried to save it. Trying to get to sleep. And the winner was---

boorite! And your date is---

Use her wisely and have fun with the next contest, y'alls! I'll be back in a week you mooks, so don't trash talk me too much til then!

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Boy, that bottlerocket sure is a dick.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I can erase that before he gets back, right?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

No offense, my friend, but you make one scary looking japanese chick.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Sadly, that image wasn't manipulated at all. That's his Wednesday outfit. Thank god we didn't have to see the Thursday G string.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

...Say what y'all want; I got my shock tower bushings all limbered up and ready....

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You realize you're probably the only person in the history of the world to use shock tower bushings and jism in the same sentence?

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