Hey guys. I've been pretty down tonight, for no apparent reason, so I made a few comics. But then I decided I'd much rather read other peoples' comics. But then I decided I didn't want to read that much. So... post minimalist comics here! Maybe one character, one line, even the asian girls, if that makes you feel that tingle in your bum. I haven't seen one of these threads in awhile, so I figured I'd make one! Let's all make each other laugh, for that is what SC is all about!

But seriously, I'm drunk.

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Sex Piano.

Here go my attempts, one old and one new.

I know people like that. by Trippingbillee 2-12-03

Love and friendship. While you were looking over here, that guy started furiously masturbating.

Funny. by Trippingbillee 1-17-03

Who's laughing now?

That last one has probably been done before, but I made it on my first few days, so who cares?

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Sex Piano.

For some reason, most of my minimalist comics star that nail-in-the-head guy:

A Letter from Satan by Bargaintuan 2-09-03

A Letter from Satan, for Fans of "Memento" by Bargaintuan 2-09-03

The Ubiquitous Bleeding Anus Comic by Bargaintuan 2-11-03

My head is bleeding! My anus is bleeding!

Obvious by Bargaintuan 2-12-03

I have problems.

I guess a nail in the head is worth two in the bush, or something like that. :-/

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Very funny :) Cheered me up a bit.

I think the stick guy is so funny because he's so simple, yet so expressive. His face can be a lot of emotions at once. I checked out http://www.explodingdog.com/ and was amazed at some of the artwork. It's really simple, but really powerful, and I can't put my finger on why. Check it out sometime.

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Sex Piano.

And, of course, my bit of "fan art".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I like to consider myself a master of the short form. I also like to consider myself the center of the Detroit Pistons.

Minimally comical by Foxbat 2-13-03

Two dyslexics walk into a bra. And?

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Let's not kid each other.

Banquet of homophobes hoovering each other under the table by Devin 2-07-03

Oh man, that's not cool by boinky33 2-09-03

Help! I've just been raped! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

The last temptation of Christ by boinky33 2-08-03

Want some cake? err....

AHHHH!!!!!! A GIANT ZEBRA!!!!!! by boinky33 2-07-03

look out! PIRATES! by boinky33 1-31-03

There's   a   tennis racket  in   my  ass

Bunny teaches by boinky33 1-28-03

Near. Far! Near. Far! Near. Far!

One Panel by DragonXero 2-27-01

Tension mounts! For fuck's sake, it's a one paneller!

Ahhh, the days of four-digit comics.

Word. by DragonXero 2-27-01

Word. You must be talkin' to me, cuz I don't see anyone else here!

Damn asian taxi drivers.

Invisible Man by DragonXero 2-28-01

Heya invisible man! Fuck.

He's see-through.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

One of my oldies...

It's the pits, baby... by Buffylavalamp 1-05-03

"Let's visit the tar pits," you said! "It'll be lots of fun," you said! Please... just... shut... up...

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Awesome! Boinky, that Zebra one rocked! Every one of these is really funny. Keep 'em coming!

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Sex Piano.

Damn Cheap Supermarket Pencils. by ArtemisStrong 12-04-02

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Untitled by wirthling 9-13-01

Have I mentioned that I believe every word of the Bible is true? !!!

Untitled by wirthling 10-09-01

Why'd you do do that? To show my patriotism.

Passing the Time by wirthling 1-17-02

Is it 31,256,541? Nope. Guess again.

CC109: Last Words in New York by wirthling 3-25-02

I'm unarmed.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Cool, I can post titleless comics. I'm magical or something.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Untitled by BigEvilDan 9-13-01

...so the bartender says "We don't allow animals." Well we certainly showed him. Yup.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

PONG by BigEvilDan 10-26-02

Where's Waldo? - Large Print Edition by BigEvilDan 11-27-01

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

That Allah, man. He's a hoot. by andydougan 10-11-01

Mohammed Atta, ex-terrorist I thought it meant seventy *female* virgins!

36'574" by andydougan 9-29-01

Sung to the tune of 4'33" by John Cage

Cherie's mouth by andydougan 8-05-01

George Dubya writes 7 in Roman numerals by andydougan 8-05-01

A ladder turned on its side by andydougan 8-05-01

Sorry, but I refuse to have another one of those terrible strips, and it's pushing it even to call them that. How about one called "The cast of Ally McBeal"...? NO.