As modern advertising proves again and again, sex sells. From the Miller Lite "catfight" women to the Coors Light twins to Joe Camel's penis nose, sex is everywhere.

Your assignment for this comics contest, if you choose to accept it, is to use sex to sell an unlikely product (the unlikelier the better!).

Bonus points to anyone who uses the word "conundrum."

Get crackin'! Contest ends Monday morning, 3/10.

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'What A Conundrum.']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 174 - Sex Sells']

[Click to view comic: 'A Message from the President (Buy Brain Brillo)']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'What About Conundrum?']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'Actually, my leftovers keep in leather']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 174: Brought to you by the Booze Council']

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

[Click to view comic: 'Use only as directed']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I don't know if these can beat umfumdisi, but here goes:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 174: Advertising Campaigns that Should've Been']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 174: Ask Them to Stamp on Your Head']

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"Old" is the old new.

I don't know if this can beat Scyess, but here goes:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 174: That's What I Go For']

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

[Click to view comic: 'Supplies']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

The proud BDD's-CC-Losers series continues.
[Click to view comic: 'CC 174: Poppin' Fresh']

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Support your local undertaker - drop dead!

[Click to view comic: 'Some PORTIONS Edited For Content']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'CC 174: She's got the URGE to herbal.']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 174: God wants you...bad.']

That may not count as sex selling but at least I used conundrum.:(

[Click to view comic: 'Very Collectible']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I will never win one of these things.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 174: Marketing VIII']

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Sex Piano.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 174: Late + Drunk + Final Exams tomorrow = Odd comics.']

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Sex Piano.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 174: Marketing IX']

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Sex Piano.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 174: Results May Vary']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'CC174: Stiff as a Board Game']

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

[Click to view comic: 'Ripping Off #95965']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'Lowest common denominator']

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Megaton B-Boy 2000 will return...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 174: The Best Policy']

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