This might just be funny beacuse I'm pissed but read it anyway

[Click to view comic: 'Say hello 2 heaven']

I liked it.

It didn't need the last panel (I would have moved the middle panel over and inserted a silent panel in between), but it was OK, so maybe you weren't completely drunk.

LESS TALK, MORE STRIPS!!!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Actually, the last panel is what does it for me.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

That was funny.

I liked this one of yours too:

[Click to view comic: 'Based on a true story']

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

I'm going to have to agree with Bargaintuan on the last panel. It comes across to me as trying to over-explain the punchline. That said, it's still a funny comic, and going through your collection I can see that it isn't alone.

Good job.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Cheers for the compliments guys, I appreaciate your tips to not drag out the story but I don't know if I could here, it came from a converstation and thats just the way it played out.
You guys in this thread are some of my favourite authors so its cool you like it.

I've like just about everything from your collection, and the new stuff is no exception. A agree with _d, the last panel really does do it for me with the first one you posted.

By the way, this comic is probably the one I remember most vividly of all your older ones. In my opinion, the second frame is so funny that it doesn't really even need a punchline.

[Click to view comic: 'Transformers the movie - deleated scene']

Im with evil_d, I think the last panel works, although it could probably work either way, but you've been on my favourites list for quite a while now so I guess Im biased.

I've only bothered to read the comics that were posted, but it's all capital stuff. Excellent.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I thought we didn't like "all capital stuff"... Now I'm confused. :-/

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

I am kinda split on the last panel. I guess it just depends on how you imagine him saying it.

You should make more comics drunk. It seems to work for you.

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Poop.

Ah I understand what you mean on the last panel now, just since I was drunk when I first wrote that the last line came out like a huge revelation, but I guess its pretty obvious from the second panel.
Anyway thanks for taking the time to read it.

That strip is stupid. What a stupid idea. Whoever came up with that must be a stupid moron.

Eh-heh, but seriously, this one is one of my favourites.

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Endings #2 - Labyrinth']

And then this one.

[Click to view comic: 'Gary Numan has a lot of enemies']

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Nice teeth Shane, now I'll just kill your old mum...