Another obscure one, referencing a somewhat popular video from the mid-80s. Last one, I promise! No, really!

CC183: Bizarre Love Square by UnknownEric 4-26-03

Dum dum duh duh-duh duh duh duh duh... I don't believe in reincarnation, because I refuse to be born again as a snake or a bug. You're a real up person. ...dum dum duh-duh-duh duh duh duh duh (sqwonk)

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I has a flavor!

When She Was Bad She Was Horrid by kaufman 4-26-03

What's the matter with her, eh? I don't know, it's probably PMS. PMS? Look at this! Snowdrifts up to here; someone even built a snowman in the middle of the rink. Our curling match is supposed to start in 15 minutes!

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CC 183 Part I: Silly Quibbling by codehappykid 4-26-03

NO. But why...? Because you'd end up with peanut butter all over your face. ... NO!

CC 183 Part II: The Apocalypse Cometh by codehappykid 4-26-03

Could you...put me rightside up? ...Please? You know, it's not gonna matter in like, three seconds.

CC 183: Steakyman by codehappykid 4-26-03

I still don't believe you. No, it's for real! If you say 'Steakyman' three times, a source of healthy, nutritious meat will come and try to kill you! Fine, I'll try it. 'Steakyman, Steakyman, Steakyman.' Whatever, dog. I'm not gonna be here when this goes down. MOO! ...you're not a steak.

These are the only funny ones in my series for CC 183, in my opinion. If you want to read the rest, they're available in the typical fashion.

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HALPUU!

CC 183: Apocalypse Now by BigEvilDan 4-27-03

*Groan* Man, I've got a terrible hangover, and I woke up covered in goat's blood. It's not the end of the world. I'm serious here. I think I was dabbling in the black arts last night. I've heard that shit can be dangerous. Meh, it's not the end of the world. I think that's fire raining from the sky! Now what do you have to say for yourself? Hey, don't turn on me yet. It could just be the end of the continent.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Almost Nothing Can Ruin This Moment by Rabid_Weasle 4-27-03

I love you so much. There is nothing in the world that can ruin this moment. Donkey cock! ... Ok... I was wrong.

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Poop.

Oh yeah, I was supposed to judge this last night. Well, I'll do it shortly. If you have any last-minute entries, hurry up.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

How shortly is shortly? I want to know wether to go to bed or not.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's shortly.

CC183: B by evil_d 4-28-03

Hi there! I'm a particle of matter! Ack! Get away from me! I'm a particle of antimatter! Well what's wrong with that? It sounds nice to me! Don't they teach you matter particles anything in school? I said stay away!

CC183: C by evil_d 4-28-03

I am hypnotizing you with the power of my hand! You are now a soldier in my army of mind-controlled slaves! Now, I command you to prepare dinner for the rest of your regiment! I am hypnotizing you with the power of my hand! I command you to slaughter and grill yourself! Wait... find some steak sauce first!

CC183: E by evil_d 4-28-03

John, if you're like me, then when you make a transoceanic voyage, you like to see the local sights! I sure do, Judy! But who can observe aquatic life from the window of a plane, or even the side of a cruise ship? You deserve better... and now you can have it! Ooh, honey! Look at that giant blue eel! And that purple starfish! They're beautiful! I'm so glad we got tickets on this giant robot! Book your next ocean crossing with the Giant Robot Travel Agency! You'll be glad you did! Giant Robot! It's the only way to travel!

Thanks to everyone who entered.

Honorable mentions go to:

dcomposed and crabby for making semi-coherent series out of these totally unrelated templates.
NeoVid for CC 183: follow the damn template.
TheGovernor for his series.
codehappykid for CC 183: Steakyman.

But victory goes to Rabid_Weasle, for Almost Nothing Can Ruin This Moment.

Congratulations, RW. You're new here, so in case you didn't know, this means it's your job to run comic contest 184. Think up some rules, set a deadline, and pick a winner when the time comes. So get to work!

If RW doesn't start the next contest within a day or so, I'll choose a runner-up from the honorable mentions.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Damn, I thought I won.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

If it comes down to a runner up I'd like to point out that my series made more sense than crabby's.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Also, I think I should win.

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Dad was flammable

It wouldn't let me post this Friday, but here's a late, late entry.

CC 183: Disney's UnderSea Adventure by mmyers 4-25-03

So this is like a virtual undersea world down here? Yup, everything has been made to appear exactly as the bottom of the ocean, 20000 leagues. Have a look out of the window and watch nature's mysteries unfold. That looks like a big robot just moving the fish around. We're still working out the kinks.

That being said, congrats Rabid_Weasle, and can't wait to see what you do with the contest.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Yeah, Kajun should have won. Poor little fishy. I was going to do one on fish-pinching, but Kajun's was better.

Also, was Nate saying I was a rip-off? I thought the Wonder Twins were fair game.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I disagree and challenge you to a duel.

I accept your challenge.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I want a piece of this action.

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Dad was flammable

How so?

Triple Threat?

Yes, with Chicka as special guest referee.

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Dad was flammable

Shouldn't evil_d just choose another winner?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

No, one winner's enough.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

They closed down the 20,000 Leagues ride at Disneyworld a few years ago. I was sorely disappointed.

Or maybe I was just sore from all that walking.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Maybe I should let dcom and crabby play a game of Couronne for the right to run the next contest.

I'm giving RW a couple more hours....

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Only about a day? Man, that's harsh.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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They closed down the 20,000 Leagues ride at Disneyworld a few years ago. I was sorely disappointed.

Or maybe I was just sore from all that walking.

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I don't think it is. I think a healthy turnover rate is important to these contests. That was part of the plan when we first started them. If you don't like the current one, a new one will come along in a couple of days. We should see at least two more contests start by the end of this week; Rabid_Weasle can join one of them for another shot at winning.

That said, I'm transferring responsibility for the next contest to NeoVid, and hoping I don't look like an ass when he decides not to log on today or something.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!