ya know how toast always falls jelly to the floor and how cats alway land on their feet.what would happen if you tied toast to a cat and dropped it off a building?

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never piss on someone when they are sleeping.cause you know you got'a sleep sometime to.

You would be ripping off an old Steven Wright joke.

Very astute of you, choad.

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Mmmmmmmmm... Cat on toast...

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

I'll tie toast to my cat and drop him off something, but first I need to find him.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Thats one of my favorite issues of Tommorow Stories.

It would probably claw the fuck out of you.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Anti-gravity cat. It's the perfect source of renewable energy - it just spins in mid-air really really fast until the cat throws up or the toast gets cold.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Could you save time by just buttering the cat?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

mmm... buttered cat

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

What side would it land on if Devin and Tobor were tied together?

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

As long as Devin dies, either way is fine.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Which ever way Tobor wanted. Because he would make Devin his bitch.

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Poop.

It goes against everything I believe in, but can we all please just give Devin a break?

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Dad was flammable

I'll bury the hatchet... IN HIS HEAD!!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

What I would call a very brady brunch!

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I mean this in a Non racist,sexual,or threat to kill your family way!

Yeah, everyone is just kind of taking crappy cheap shots at him now...it is getting old.

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I just ate some biscuits from a package that expired two months ago. I think I'm gonna die.

No cat was involved, though.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

I ate some cat biscuits once.

I had the worse diarrhea ever that night.

I didn't die, but my toilet died a little inside.

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You wanna know how I think? Read a book called, 'A Modest Proposal.' That's my philosophy.

I swear to god that those sticks of Dog Jerky are just those "3 for $1" jerky sticks, except not as jerkified.

I did not get diarrhea, but my dog seemed a little mad that she had no jerky.

Yeah, that's right.

I said it.

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I think my friend showed me that one, was that the one with the genius kid, and his ultimate inventions (including the aforementioned cat/toast anti-gravity)