Yikes.....

CC 43: The thing that should not be.... by Drexle 7-11-01

WHAT'S WRONG DRPEDANTIC? AND WHY DO YOU LOOK SO... FUZZY? YOU'RE ACTUALLY HALFWAY ADOREABLE. I CANNOT COMPREHEND WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED HERE... THAT SCARAMOUSCH, GABE, ACTUALLY LET CRABBY HAVE A VICTORY. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SUSPECTS CARNAL KNOWLEDGE WAS USED AS BRIBERY? WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE BIT OF INFORMATION. YOU SPEAK AS IF THERE WERE ANYTHING YOU COULD SAY THAT WOULD ASSUAGE MY FEELINGS OF UTTER DEGRADATION... WELL FOR ONE THING, GABE IS GOING TO LEARN THE HARD WAY IN A FEW DAYS EXACTLY WHY "CRABBY" GOT THAT NAME... NOW IF ONLY THAT WERE MORE THAN A MERE HOLLOW COMFORT FOR ME... THAT AT LEAST EXPLAINS WHY GABE CALLED CRABBY'S VICTORY A "MERCY FUCK..."

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Since none of my four entries are particularly good, DCCVCT says I should win easily.

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Both of the contests I won were with entries that I thought were pretty damn funny. So that theory goes down the crapper.

And I want to mention the sport of real men: Hurling. No, it's not a game where the players spew on each other, it's sort of like the Irish version of street hockey, where various parts of your opponents' bodies are considered pucks. It's usually played by vaguely humanlike things lured down out of the hills with a promise of raw meat and a sheep to cuddle.

Anyway,

CC43: THAT GUY IS MAKING THE RULES!?!?! by NeoVid 7-11-01

DAMMIT! CRABBY WON THE LAST CONTEST! JUST BECAUSE HE'S A NEWBIE, TOO! NEWBIES SHOULD NEVER GET TO WIN!!! ACTUALLY, NEWBIES VIRTUALLY ALWAYS WIN EARLY IN THEIR STRIPPING CAREERS!!!! YEAH... ISN'T THAT HOW NEOVID WON THE FIRST TIME?!?!? WHY YES, IT WAS!!!!!!! ARGH!!! I'M NO BETTER THAN HE IS!!! NOW CRABBY'S EVEN MANAGED TO PISS OFF NEOVID!! THANKS, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 43: Narcissistic Fuckface's World by NastyPope 7-11-01

WHAT THE FUCK IS LOWPASS COMING TO WHEN FUDGEPACKING LITTLE SNATCH MAGGOTS WIN A COMIC CONTEST WITH AN ENTRY LIMPER THAN BOB DOLES COCK!!!! PERHAPS IT IS THE SPIRIT OF FRIENDLY COMPETITION THAT LED GABE TO CHOOSE THE NEWBIE OVER MORE QUALIFIED ENTRIES. NOT ONLY DOES THE NEWBIE SHIT-EATER WIN, HE DECIDES TO MAKE A SET OF RULES SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO PISS OFF EVERYONE AND FEED HIS NARCISSISTIC MASTURBATION!!! WELL...HE DID WIN THE CONTEST, ITS ONLY NATURAL TO MAKE SOME POOR CHOICES OVER THE EXCITEMENT OF THE SITUATION. WHY, THESE RULES COULD HAVE BEEN CONCEIVED OF BY A SMALL GROUP OF CHIMPS FUCKING ON A TYPEWRITER. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL DR. PEDANTIC? I HOPE GABE GETS GANG RAPED BY A PACK OF RABID MARMOSETS!!!!!!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I agree, why don't we end this contest at 5 pm Friday afternoon. That should please everyone.

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Thank you. I almost never check this thing from home, and a weekend of suspense would kill me.

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So are we all agreed that this contest will end at 5PM Friday afternoon. Eastern Standard Time.

This Has Nothing to Do With CC 43 by gabe_billings 7-11-01

Cock! Cock! This comic is shit. What? You were expecting big time Marmaduke laughs?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

How To Be an Internet Moron by Dr._Light 7-11-01

Step 1: Press Caps Lock button, then seal it under double-reinforced titanium. HAHA!! CAPITALIZATION BABY!!!!!!!111 Step 2: Post lots of hacker shit. 390SRD09 402 0SSD05 3D0F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 Step 3: Go to hell.

Not an entry....

Not an entry...

Urban Legends by Drexle 7-11-01

You know, it's said that if people are talking about you behind your back, your nipples will start to itch. Really? What about if your crotch starts itching? It means you've been sleeping with Crabby. Shit! Well how do I fix it? You take the crab shampoo and "WASH AT WASH AND WASH MILLENIUM WASH!!!!!!" ...Which would explain why he kept screaming that at his climax...

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And I want to mention the sport of real men: Hurling. No, it's not a game where the players spew on each other, it's sort of like the Irish version of street hockey...

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I thought that WAS the Irish version of street hockey.

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What others say about boorite!

Both the popular football codes in Australia are rougher than American football, and both are played without padding and helmets. Well, sometimes rugby players wear light shoulder padding, but it is not standard equipment.

Actually, I am a rugby fan, myself. AUssie Rules is a bit of a pretty boys' sport, while rugby is a true team sport in which tactics are strangely similar to trench warfare. Oh, and they play for more than ten seconds at a time, too. What is up with American football? A ten-second play, a three-hour chat witht he boys, an eight-second play, a five-hour chat with the boys...

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Who knows? We're so damned drunk when we watch it...

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What others say about boorite!

As you apparently were when you wrote the rules... :)

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Football didn't HAVE rules until the damn Liberals got ahold of it.

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What others say about boorite!

...and they warn't drinkin beer when they wrote 'em, either - they wuz drinkin some kinda sparklin white chardonnay rieslin faggot shit, nibblin horse doovers in tween sippin!!! They stood round in wunna them open plan warehouse style Los Angeles 'partment buildins, suckin down faggot food an writin up them rules tellin us whut ar footballin boys cin 'n can't do out on thuh fee-yuld playin football! Shee-yit!

DexX reads the label on his medication - May increase incidence of idiotic redneck banter.

Yick, side effects are a bitch.

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I don't know about the rest of you but I feel like this contest has gone on way to long how about we end it early. Like say 3AM Friday morning EASTERN STANDARD TIME. What do the rest of you think.

Pull the plug.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Well then it's settled this Contest now officially ends at 3AM EASTERN STANDARD TIME. Make sure you get your final entries in by then.

Sounds like a plan to me.

CC 43: MY MONEY'S ON DR. SQUIRREL... by BigEvilDan 7-12-01

YESTERDAY ON ALL-CAPS JEPORADY... LOWPASS STRIPPERS INSIST THAT THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH CRABBY. WHAT IS "PATIENCE"? WHAT IS "CAUTION"? WHAT IS "ABUSE AND SODOMY, FOLLOWED BY A QUICK YET PAINFUL DEATH"?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=26608

COMIC CONTEST 43!!!! RETRIBUTION!!!! by evil_d 7-12-01

THIS IS QUITE A NICE LAUNDRY MAT YOU HAVE HERE, CRABBY OLD BOY!! THOUGH I DO HATE HAVING TO SHOUT TO BE HEARD OVER THE SOUND OF ALL THE WASHING!! I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT THE WASH AND WASH DOESN'T SUCK DICK, DR. PEDANTIC!!!! BUT WHY IS ONE OF YOUR LAUNDRY BAGS SQUIRMING??? OH, THAT. I HAVE GABE BILLINGS TIED UP IN THERE!!!!!! I'M ANGRY AT HIM FOR LETTING YOU WIN THE LAST COMIC CONTEST!!! DR. PEDANTIC, AT WASH AND WASH MILLENIUM WASH, WE ARE NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF WASHING PEOPLE!!!!! I DON'T CARE WHETHER HE GETS CLEAN OR NOT!!!!!!! I JUST WANT TO PUT HIM THROUGH A FEW CYCLES IN ONE OF THOSE INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH MACHINES!!!!!!!! OH!! IN THAT CASE, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU FOR HALF PRICE!!!!!!

I have a feeling that crabby already has the winner picked out, but here's an entry anyway.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Canadians spell things weird.

*smirk*

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Crap. The deadline keeps moving up. I guess I shouldn't have wasted so much time this week doing schoolwork.

Of course, by "doing schoolwork," I mean hanging out down by the docks dressed as a mermaid.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Well, this is one is lame, but....

Phrase Wars by Dr._Light 7-12-01

WASH AND WASH MILLEINIUM WASH!!!!! THE WAY WITH THE RAG IS A LAY IN THE BAG!!!!!!!!! YUP, I WIN. DON'T YOU AGREE DR. PEDANTIC? PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

Your right Dr. Light that was lame.

"THE WAY WITH THE RAG IS A LAY IN THE BAG!!!!!!!!!"

It just hit me... God, that is one stragne fetish...