Yikes.....

CC 43: The thing that should not be.... by Drexle 7-11-01

WHAT'S WRONG DRPEDANTIC? AND WHY DO YOU LOOK SO... FUZZY? YOU'RE ACTUALLY HALFWAY ADOREABLE. I CANNOT COMPREHEND WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED HERE... THAT SCARAMOUSCH, GABE, ACTUALLY LET CRABBY HAVE A VICTORY. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SUSPECTS CARNAL KNOWLEDGE WAS USED AS BRIBERY? WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE BIT OF INFORMATION. YOU SPEAK AS IF THERE WERE ANYTHING YOU COULD SAY THAT WOULD ASSUAGE MY FEELINGS OF UTTER DEGRADATION... WELL FOR ONE THING, GABE IS GOING TO LEARN THE HARD WAY IN A FEW DAYS EXACTLY WHY "CRABBY" GOT THAT NAME... NOW IF ONLY THAT WERE MORE THAN A MERE HOLLOW COMFORT FOR ME... THAT AT LEAST EXPLAINS WHY GABE CALLED CRABBY'S VICTORY A "MERCY FUCK..."

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Since none of my four entries are particularly good, DCCVCT says I should win easily.

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CC 43: Narcissistic Fuckface's World by NastyPope 7-11-01

WHAT THE FUCK IS LOWPASS COMING TO WHEN FUDGEPACKING LITTLE SNATCH MAGGOTS WIN A COMIC CONTEST WITH AN ENTRY LIMPER THAN BOB DOLES COCK!!!! PERHAPS IT IS THE SPIRIT OF FRIENDLY COMPETITION THAT LED GABE TO CHOOSE THE NEWBIE OVER MORE QUALIFIED ENTRIES. NOT ONLY DOES THE NEWBIE SHIT-EATER WIN, HE DECIDES TO MAKE A SET OF RULES SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO PISS OFF EVERYONE AND FEED HIS NARCISSISTIC MASTURBATION!!! WELL...HE DID WIN THE CONTEST, ITS ONLY NATURAL TO MAKE SOME POOR CHOICES OVER THE EXCITEMENT OF THE SITUATION. WHY, THESE RULES COULD HAVE BEEN CONCEIVED OF BY A SMALL GROUP OF CHIMPS FUCKING ON A TYPEWRITER. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL DR. PEDANTIC? I HOPE GABE GETS GANG RAPED BY A PACK OF RABID MARMOSETS!!!!!!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

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I don't think this contest really needs to go any later than Friday afternoon.

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I agree, why don't we end this contest at 5 pm Friday afternoon. That should please everyone.

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This Has Nothing to Do With CC 43 by gabe_billings 7-11-01

Cock! Cock! This comic is ****. What? You were expecting big time Marmaduke laughs?

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

How To Be an Internet Moron by Dr._Light 7-11-01

Step 1: Press Caps Lock button, then seal it under double-reinforced titanium. HAHA!! CAPITALIZATION BABY!!!!!!!111 Step 2: Post lots of hacker ****. 390SRD09 402 0SSD05 3D0F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 Step 3: Go to hell.

Not an entry....

Not an entry...

Urban Legends by Drexle 7-11-01

You know, it's said that if people are talking about you behind your back, your nipples will start to itch. Really? What about if your crotch starts itching? It means you've been sleeping with Crabby. Shit! Well how do I fix it? You take the crab shampoo and "WASH AT WASH AND WASH MILLENIUM WASH!!!!!!" ...Which would explain why he kept screaming that at his climax...

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And I want to mention the sport of real men: Hurling. No, it's not a game where the players spew on each other, it's sort of like the Irish version of street hockey...

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Surely the most macho of sports.

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What is up with American football?

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Who knows? We're so damned drunk when we watch it...

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Football didn't HAVE rules until the damn Liberals got ahold of it.

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What others say about boorite!

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Football didn't HAVE rules until the damn Liberals got ahold of it.

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I don't know about the rest of you but I feel like this contest has gone on way to long how about we end it early. Like say 3AM Friday morning EASTERN STANDARD TIME. What do the rest of you think.

Pull the plug.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Well then it's settled this Contest now officially ends at 3AM EASTERN STANDARD TIME. Make sure you get your final entries in by then.

Sounds like a plan to me.

CC 43: MY MONEY'S ON DR. SQUIRREL... by BigEvilDan 7-12-01

YESTERDAY ON ALL-CAPS JEPORADY... LOWPASS STRIPPERS INSIST THAT THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH CRABBY. WHAT IS "PATIENCE"? WHAT IS "CAUTION"? WHAT IS "ABUSE AND SODOMY, FOLLOWED BY A QUICK YET PAINFUL DEATH"?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=26608

COMIC CONTEST 43!!!! RETRIBUTION!!!! by evil_d 7-12-01

THIS IS QUITE A NICE LAUNDRY MAT YOU HAVE HERE, CRABBY OLD BOY!! THOUGH I DO HATE HAVING TO SHOUT TO BE HEARD OVER THE SOUND OF ALL THE WASHING!! I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT THE WASH AND WASH DOESN'T SUCK DICK, DR. PEDANTIC!!!! BUT WHY IS ONE OF YOUR LAUNDRY BAGS SQUIRMING??? OH, THAT. I HAVE GABE BILLINGS TIED UP IN THERE!!!!!! I'M ANGRY AT HIM FOR LETTING YOU WIN THE LAST COMIC CONTEST!!! DR. PEDANTIC, AT WASH AND WASH MILLENIUM WASH, WE ARE NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF WASHING PEOPLE!!!!! I DON'T CARE WHETHER HE GETS CLEAN OR NOT!!!!!!! I JUST WANT TO PUT HIM THROUGH A FEW CYCLES IN ONE OF THOSE INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH MACHINES!!!!!!!! OH!! IN THAT CASE, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU FOR HALF PRICE!!!!!!

I have a feeling that crabby already has the winner picked out, but here's an entry anyway.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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Well then it's settled this Contest now officially ends at 3AM EASTERN STANDARD TIME. Make sure you get your final entries in by then.

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Well, this is one is lame, but....

Phrase Wars by Dr._Light 7-12-01

WASH AND WASH MILLEINIUM WASH!!!!! THE WAY WITH THE RAG IS A LAY IN THE BAG!!!!!!!!! YUP, I WIN. DON'T YOU AGREE DR. PEDANTIC? PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

Your right Dr. Light that was lame.

"THE WAY WITH THE RAG IS A LAY IN THE BAG!!!!!!!!!"

It just hit me... God, that is one stragne fetish...