Okay, folks. I have an interesting idea for a comic contest. Interesting inasmuch as it's basically something I'm making up, even as I write this.

Are you ready for this? Good, because I have no idea what I'm about to type.

Okay, this is going to be like a serial comic, but less organized. Each comic has to continue the story of the last one. Each comic has to have as its title the number in the series (2, 3, 7, etc.) for reasons I will explain alter.

Who gets to post the next comic? Whoever makes one and posts it first. Once a number has been posted (say, #3) the next one has to be sequential (#4). If you made #3 but someone else posted a #3 first, too bad, you can't post it. Make another one!

You can't make and post sequential comics, such as #3 and #4, or #60 and #61 (God forbid there are that many). If you make #3, you're not allowed to enter again until #4 is posted, when you can make #5, etc.

Each comic has to continue the story, but judging will be based on how funny each comic is on its own, so every comic must be funny. If you post a comic that doesn't follow the story I will void it and you lose your chance to win the contest with any entry, because I am an asshole. If I void it before someone else posts the next in the series, it's out and that number has to be made over again. If not, then we'll just continue the story wherever it goes.

Also, there is a SECRET MYSTERY RULE which you (and maybe I) won't know until the time of judging, which is Monday (July 7) in the afternoon. If someone guesses the rule before hand they get the SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE, which is actually an all-expenses paid* date with me.

To get things started, I'm going to post the first in the series, which is (appropriately) from my Stream of Comicness series. #2 must continue this story where it leaves off.

Ready?

Stream of Comicness V| by not_Scyess 3-10-03

You're not going anywhere until you clean up this room, young lady. It's like a pigsty! No, it's like a rabbit warren. See? 'sup. I always loved your sister best. His name's Buford. We're engaged.

GO!!!

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*by you

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

CC 195: The Anal Adventures of Alf and Andy part 2 by dcomposed 6-30-03

That bitch doesn't own you. That's right. I do. Now lets get married and have 20 or so kids. We'll have to fuck like rabbits for that to happen.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC195: My place or yours (3) by mmyers 7-01-03

This is a very nice rabbit hole, Bufford, but I thought we could move into my place. I have a really nice studio in Brooklyn. 1100 sq ft. My place isn't very big, I'll admit that. In fact, one might say it's a 'hole in the ground'. Haha, get it? "Hole in the ground." Let me show you my food storage area. Bufford, listen. This place isn't very comfortable to me. I have to stoop over to walk. It's hurting my back, and look at your food, it's all rabbit food. Yeah, the landlord said he'd 'lettuce' store the food there. He said he didn't 'carrot'. Hehe. Get it? I'm hot tonight. Dear God, this is what it must be like to be married to Kaufman. Is the honeymoon over? We're not even married yet. This is my mirror, where I make sure my 'hare' isn't out of place. Hehehehe. Boo-yah! Get it? I'm a rabbit, you see.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC 195: Communication is the key to a relationship (4) by KungChiFu 7-01-03

I guess I can live in a hole. I love my rabbit and I'll stand by him. As long as he stops with the puns. Or maybe not. So. Can we get started on that fucking like rabbits deal, then?

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Hare In The Ointment (5) by umfumdisi 7-01-03

Well, I better get to work, Hunny-Bunny. Somebody around here has to make some money. suit yerself, kid I assume you can find some lunch at MacGregor's place? sure thing, babe, have fun at work Damn, I didn't think she was EVER gonna leave. put the money on the dresser, shut up, and strip

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 195: Kinky (6) by Trippingbillee 7-01-03

So does your girlfriend know about your fetish? What fetish? Start stripping, please. This is pretty kinky. My workstation is over there. Ooooh yeah, baby. Now the robot is talking about cornholing the other robot.

Couldn't resist.

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Sex Piano.

CC 195 - Eat Your Veggies (7)

CC 195 Eat Your Veggies (7) by Whimsy 7-02-03

Look, now, I just don't feel right about this... Listen, bitch. I paid you well. Put it on, or you get the carrot. But- I read the comic, just like you-- Stuff it! ...Or I will. Now, put it on, and say it! Oh, fine! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Oh god... where's my zipper... now, could you say, "Tobor will *carrot* hole you"?

Hey, Whimsy... hit "quote" after this post to see how to post comics in the forum. (You can see them in the posts if you select that option in "edit account."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Whimsy, post it like this:

[ comic ]156131[ /comic ] (without the spaces)

which produces this:

CC 195 Eat Your Veggies (7) by Whimsy 7-02-03

Look, now, I just don't feel right about this... Listen, bitch. I paid you well. Put it on, or you get the carrot. But- I read the comic, just like you-- Stuff it! ...Or I will. Now, put it on, and say it! Oh, fine! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Oh god... where's my zipper... now, could you say, "Tobor will *carrot* hole you"?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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Hey, Whimsy... hit "quote" after this post to see how to post comics in the forum.

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CC 195: MULTISEX! (8) by codehappykid 7-04-03

Meanwhile... TOBOR CORNHOLE! OH YES! TOBOR! RAAAAAAAAAR! YES! YES! TOBOR! YES! DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!? I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

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HALPUU!

CC 195: look at me, I'm boinky33 (9) by boinky33 7-05-03

Just then, at boinky's house...... Man, this new CC blows! Mine would of been so much better! Say what? Gasp! It's not_Scyess! The most dangerous homosexual of the seven seas! You think you're so big? Then challenge me at the Gaylympics!

Wow, and here I thought I wouldn't get to use my voiding rule.

VOID!!!

New #9, please.

And yes, the contest sucks, but it's a chance for someone who wants to win to enter with very little competition. Ooo...

PS See you at the Gaylympics, sucka.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

void? VOID?

attention: dont make a new #9. just continue the story. not_Scyess rapes babies.

CC195: Shake, Shake, Shake, BURGER! (9) by Bargaintuan 7-05-03

Welcome to Burger Shake. May I take your order? I'll have a Double Shakeburger, and a large Burgershake. Do you want fries with that? Ah, no. My ass still hurts from the last time.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

grrrrrrrrr........

CC 195: Sonnet 347 (10) by Trippingbillee 7-05-03

Ok, your meal will be ready soon. Thanks. So, I don't normally do this, but... could I get your phone number? I'm sorry, but I'm engaged to a rabbit. His name is Buford. He is a beautiful person. You're engaged to a--? He is a beautiful person.

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Sex Piano.

Way to rally people to your cause, you moose cunt. Haha.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I don't like to stand behind a baby raper... but it's better than a raper standing behind me so fuck B33, n_S 4 Life. Look, I shortenend both your names to three characters.

What was I talking about again?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

*single tear*

CC 195: Fast Food? (11) by Bargaintuan 7-06-03

Where's my food? I've been waiting for half an hour. It'll be a few minutes yet. It has to warm up. But don't you keep the food under heat lamps? Yeah, but we turn them off most of the time to save electricity.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

CC 195 Sanitation (12) by choadwarrior 7-06-03

I can't believe you don't use heat lamps. Isn't that against the health code? We serve the food as soon as it is prepared so we don't need them. Also, our food is never touched by human hands. Is that so? ORDER UP!

Crap, it's 2:30 in the morning, give me a break.

Insanitation (13)

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

umm - when is judging? I read the intro and did not see it. i may also be retarded

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart