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Chi_The_Cynic
Comoedus Cynicalis

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Hello, and welcome to the first of (hopefully many) Chi's Comic Competitions! The rules for this one are going to be relatively simple, 'cos I know that you'll all surprise me with the angle you take on it, and fewer rules gives you more room for creativity...

So, the rules are simply these:

[b](1) You must use only 'characters' from the PROPS category
(2) Avoid the standard SC clichés
(3) Try seeing if you can fit something philosophical in (theme, punchline, whatever)
(4) Make me laugh![/b]

Well, that's just about it - I look forward to the results! Judging should be sometime around Friday, so get stripping...

8-12-03 12:06am (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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we'll have to have a referendum on whether or not this "avoids the standard SC cliches."

CtCCC 204: Theoretically speaking... by habnem
8-12-03
Heidegger. I asHume you aren't just Milling about? If you're bored, I could get some Plato, or you could go Schopen. hauer your kids?
My name's not Degger, and I don't have any kids. Can you get us out of here?
Hobbes some humor, man, and don't put Descartes before the horse. What the Hegel, let's just shoot de Beauvoir. It'll be Nietzsche.
Clearly, the low temperature is going to your brain. Stop talking; you'll waste your energy.
I Kant. Now, if someone were trying to kill you, would you rather make picard or Kierkegaard?
Of all the people to get stuck in a meat locker with, I had to get Ken fucking Kaufman.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

8-12-03 12:28am (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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I'm totally never entering another CC.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

8-12-03 12:31am (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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CtCCC 204: One more. by habnem
8-12-03
Okay, I'll bite. What are you thinking about?
Remember when Brandi Chastain took her jersey off but not her bra? What a Socrates.
Embrace me, sweet death.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

8-12-03 12:41am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 204: Why they never accomplish anything by kaufman
8-12-03
The meeting of the Props Caucus will now come to order.
Hey, who elected you chair?

And because the 'heights' are props ...

CC 204: Evolution of a Blockbuster by kaufman
8-12-03
Murray, much as I love the concept of "Planet of the Invisible People", the dialogue's not working. Either change it, or change the movie to better fit it.
Hi Edna, I haven't seen you in a while.
Tell me, does this outfit make me look fat?
I love "Planet of the Blind People." That Blind-O-Vision is genius! Unfortunately, the American Federation for the Blind is bitching. Could you give it a more politically correct rewrite?
Hi Edna, my guide dog hasn't sniffed you in a while.
Tell me, does this outfit make me feel fat?
Murray, hurry up with post-production. We want "Planet of the Chameleon People" out by Christmas!
Hi Edna, I haven't blended in with the background with you in a while.
Tell me, does this outfit make me blend in with fat backgrounds?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

8-12-03 7:39am (new)
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KungChiFu
L337 57ripX0r

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First time I've ever done a series. It isn't good, but it is pretty long, so I got that going for me. Meh.

CC 204: The Burning Bush Tries Again Pt. 1 by KungChiFu
8-12-03
All right, this didn't seem to stick the last time I created a world so listen up.
Attention all pre-evolutionary microscopic building blocks of life on this planet:
First... thou shalt not kill.

CC 204: The Burning Bush Tries Again Pt. 2 by KungChiFu
8-12-03
That's right, you amoebas and whatnot. Thou shalt not kill.
I mean, obviously, when you evolve into higher life forms, you'll need to kill.
But not, like, for other reasons.

CC 204: The Burning Bush Tries Again Pt. 3 by KungChiFu
8-12-03
So no killing for now. Just, like, do your cellular mitosis and stuff.
And I'll get back to you when you are more smart.
I mean, what's so complicated about this stuff, anyway?

CC 204: The Burning Bush Tries Again Pt. 4 by KungChiFu
8-12-03
And while I'm on the subject of "thou shalt nots":
No stealing.
Except, you know, when you need to, like, mingle DNA and stuff to evolve.

CC 204: The Burning Bush Tries Again Pt. 5 by KungChiFu
8-12-03
We'll get to "Thou shalt not commit adultery" and shit later.
Like after you become multi-cellular lifeforms.
With opposable thumbs. And sex parts.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

8-12-03 10:43am (new)
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KungChiFu
L337 57ripX0r

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CC 204: The Burning Bush Tries Again Pt. 6 by KungChiFu
8-12-03
Likewise, we'll get to "thou shalt not covet" when you evolve a culture.
Or at least an economy.
You'll find that they aren't neccessarily mutually inclusive.

CC 204: The Burning Bush Tries Again Pt. 7 by KungChiFu
8-12-03
"Thou shalt not lie" will require ethics.
Which is a difficult concept for a microbe.
So let's hold off on that.

CC 204: The Burning Bush Tries Again Pt. 8 by KungChiFu
8-12-03
Oh. And no saying my name in vain.
You do it as much as the last planet, and there's gonna be a flood.
I'm not kidding.

CC 204: The Burning Bush Tries Again Pt. 9 by KungChiFu
8-12-03
Now listen to this. I am God, understand?
No other gods for you as you evolve, get me?
Or I will SO kick ass.

CC 204: The Burning Bush Tries Again, Pt. 10 by KungChiFu
8-12-03
So, to sum up. I'm God, no killing, no stealing.
We'll get to the rest of the list later.
You may now return to your biological imperatives.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

8-12-03 10:44am (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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CC 204: PC Meets TV by Rabid_Weasle
8-12-03
I don't get what the big deal with this internet thing is?
I don't get what the big deal with this TV thing is?

CC 204: Showdown At The Lame Joke Corral by Rabid_Weasle
8-12-03
I said draw! Not erase!

CC 204: Open Mike At The Missle Base by Rabid_Weasle
8-12-03
So then I says, 'That's not a surface to air missle, that's my wife!'
Ha ha! ...ya get it?
Man... I'm really bombing...

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Poop.

8-12-03 2:00pm (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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CC204: Placebo by mmyers
8-12-03
Ask your doctor about Diazpreneen.
Side effects may include nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, loss of weight, dry mouth, and in rare cases, spontaneous combustion.
I don't even know what it's supposed to do... AGGGGHHHHHH!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

8-12-03 2:34pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

8-12-03 2:56pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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Finally, a contest where I can enter old strips:

Ode To Technology by umfumdisi
1-13-03
10:15 On A Saturday Night
SIGH. (click)
what is the problem? (query)
10:17 On A Saturday Night
no one pays attention to me anymore. (click)
don't worry, T, it's just a phase. (enter)
10:20 On A Saturday Night
yeah, sure...that's what i told the record player. (click)
told the WHAT??? (abort)

Depends Upon Your Definition by umfumdisi
2-19-03
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3-06-03
Ooh, baby, give it ALL to me!
I don't think you can handle ALL that, girl.
Just put it in--NOW!
Here you go, girl, I know how you like it--warm and tender.
Mmmmmm--so lean. More, more, more. Mmmmm--juicy.
PORK: The Other White Meat

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

8-12-03 3:37pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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This comic isn't funny; I'm just having a crap-ass Tuesday.

You Should Always Check Your Machine by umfumdisi
8-12-03
*BOOP* Harold, you missed a great bus ride to Mother's. We can't wait 'til you get here.
Oh, and don't forget to unplug the Christmas tree before you leave for the airport.
Love you--bye.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

8-12-03 4:15pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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CC 204: 10110001 by Rabid_Weasle
8-12-03
Hey you wanna go to the bar later?
Pardon? I don't understand...
0100101100111 01101001100 11000110101
Haha! Now you're talking my language!

And actually umfumdisi, I liked that last one. :P

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Poop.

8-12-03 6:45pm (new)
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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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CC 204: Feedback by Bargaintuan
8-12-03
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
EEE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I win!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

8-12-03 8:59pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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The grass is always greener... by Spankling
8-12-03
HEEEEEELP! THE PAIN! THE DISCOMFORT!
Lucky fuckin' bum! Why didn't those kids set ME on fire?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

8-12-03 9:51pm (new)
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illyanadmc
Stripcreator Newbie

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hey, kids! time for my entry. this is my first series ever, so be nice.

(disclaimer: i am a mac user; therefore, i know nothing about the MSBlaster virus except from what i've heard from friends. so, if my comic contains false info, blame my friends - not me!)

CC 204: MSBlaster part 1 by illyanadmc
8-13-03
crap, i think i have this new MSBlast virus.
oh, yah? what's that?
i am not quite sure, but i heard that it'll make me endlessly reboot unless someone comes and unplugs me from the internet.
that really sucks.
oh! there it goes...
bob?

CC 204: MSBlaster part 2 by illyanadmc
8-13-03
bob?
BEEP! hey, tom, i'm back. oh, not again-
bob? are you okay?
hello?

CC 204: MSBlaster part 3 by illyanadmc
8-13-03
BEEP! tom-get-someone-to-help-
bob? what was that?
you were talking to fast!
BEEP! i-need-to-be-unplu-
okay, i'm just gonna start ignoring you if you don't calm down.

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all your retarded comics are belong to me.

8-13-03 12:43am (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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thanks, Weasle--you're speaking my language ;D

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

8-13-03 9:46am (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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Computer Heaven? by umfumdisi
8-13-03
Dad?
Yes, son?
What happens to us when we die?
Well, son, according to the manual, you go to a place where there's always electricity, you're never turned off, and there's always a human around to pay attention to you.
Six Months Later...
Are you my human?
Man, I'm never gonna recycle all these DELLs.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

8-13-03 10:02am (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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CC 204: Pickup Lines For Inanimate Objects by Rabid_Weasle
8-13-03
Hey baby, can I use you to dial 911? Cause you just stole my heart.
Hey there, how about we get real close and create a little feedback?
Hey good looking, how about you turn me on and see if you can defragment my hardrive.

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Poop.

8-13-03 2:45pm (new)
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codehappykid
is mental

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This one's a warm-up.
CC 204: Evil Chess by codehappykid
8-13-03
HOLY HOT-PANTS!
Ha! You cannot defeat me, Frozen Brad! I'm fully automated to play BOTH sides!
Alas, no! For unless I defeat the Chessboard of Death, I will never reach the next level!
Pawn to e4! Bishop to c5! King to e2!
What? Only an idiot would move the king on the second move!!
Exactly. That's why you did it.

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HALPUU!

8-13-03 5:00pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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Since I don't see any rules against using old strips, here you go...

What your gadgets talk about when you're asleep 8 by niteowl
11-09-02
Ok, Winamp is loaded and ready to go. What song shall I play for you?
One Night In Bangkok by Murray Head.

And a new one.

CC 204 : A smile on a dog by niteowl
8-13-03
"Philosophy...is a walk on the slippery rocks..."
Is that Edie Brickell? Whatever happened to her? She was kind of cute for a hippie.
Yeah it's her. She married Paul Simon and hasn't been heard from since.
Wow. Did she lose a bet?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

8-13-03 5:46pm (new)
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codehappykid
is mental

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Here's another one, boys and girls.
CC 204: Personal Office Space by codehappykid
8-13-03
Oh, Athlon! You can stick your power cord in me anytime!
Ohhhh yeeeeaaaah. Up the legs, baby.
You spin me right round, baby!!
Who's your daddy, beotch?
Are you suspicious of your office furniture? Call the law offices of Siberian Neanderthal today and let us fondle, I mean handle, your chairs and desks.

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HALPUU!

8-13-03 6:31pm (new)
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umfumdisi
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Surfing With The Alien by umfumdisi
8-14-03

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

8-14-03 12:08am (new)
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umfumdisi
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Dial Down The Middle by umfumdisi
8-14-03
Good evening.
My name is Carrot Top.
I'm a prop comedian.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

8-14-03 12:17am (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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CC 204: The Mic Family by habnem
8-14-03
Turn around, young man.
Leave me alone, ma. I'm going to my room.
You'll turn around, you'll show me what you've done, and you'll take the consequences.
*sigh* fine.
Oh my God! I know they call it body art, but I'm sorry, that's just sick.

CC 204d by habnem
8-14-03
Common sense prevailed next year, as the Sound Effect family decided to have their reunion in the daytime.
Will you assholes keep it down? Some of us are trying to sleep.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

8-14-03 12:28am (new)
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