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by marknicodemo
4-15-06
Pierre the Peace Monger chats with Cindy Sheehan on the Iraq war.
"WAR! What eez it good for? Absol --"
You know, Pierre. I'm not so sure anymore.
About zee Peace Movement? Sacre bleu! Are you losing zee faith, Cindy?
Oh, no! Of course not. It's just that I've learned that war is good for plenty of things.
Oh, you mean zee book deals?
And speaking fees. Don't forget those.

 

by marknicodemo
4-15-06
The year is 2010. In the land that used to be Isreal, Pierre the Peacemonger chats with lifelong U.N. bureaucrat, Jacques.
Who could have caused all this death and destruction?!
Our friends in Iran, Pierre.
But Iran said their nuclear program was for zee peace!
Iran said other things too.
How could Israel have provoked all of this?
Um, well, by existing?

 

by marknicodemo
4-15-06
Pierre the Peacemonger at the U.S.-Mexican border runs into Adelina, an immigrant about to cross the border illegally.
Adelina, aren't you afraid of entering zee U.S. illegally?
No, Pierre. You see all of America is stolen from Mexico anyway, so I really can come and go as I please.
Like zee evil 24 hour Wal-mart?
Yes. Speaking of Wal-mart, I need to buy an American flag.
For what?
For the illegal immigration protests. I need to hang one upside down and under my Mexican flag.

 

by marknicodemo
4-15-06
Hi Pierre. I'm Professor Jacobsen from Northern Kentucky University.
Professor! You're zee enlightened womyn who gave permission to your students to destroy a pro-life display, yes?
It's our free speech right to prevent certain people from expressing themselves. When you disagree with someone, you should wreck their property.
Especially zee speech from those goodie- goodie pro-lifers.
You were obviously too chicken-shit to do it yourself. Hey, where are you going?
To key your car.

 

by marknicodemo
4-15-06
Pierre the Peacemonger at a Free Speech convention. He meets with a representative of Google, Ms. Gidget Google.
Free speech is very important.
Absolutely!
And we should not compromise our values, especially to dictatorships like the Chinese.
Fight zee power, girlfriend!
Unless you're Google. Then it's alright.
We should never impose our values on the humane Chinese Commies!

 

by marknicodemo
4-15-06
Double standards.
I can't believe those Danes published those disrespectful cartoons of Mohammed.
Seriously! Another example of Western oppression.
A free press doesn't mean that you can smear someone else's religion!
I'm not surprised our Muslim brothers riotted and damaged property.
The only way they could be more disrespectful is if they made a film out of the issue.
Like "The Da Vinci Code"?

 

by marknicodemo
4-15-06
Pierre is concerned about global warming. Even Time Magazine got into the scare tactics with a cover telling readers to "Be Very Afraid."
Global warming she is killing us all. Temps keep rising.
Global temperatures stopped rising 8 years ago.
Can't you see how fast zee earth's climate is changing?
Pierre, it's been changing for millenia.
Even zee weather in this comic strip is changing so quickly!

 

by marknicodemo
4-17-06
Pierre the Peacemonger is at the ACLU office watercooler when he meets a new visitor.
Hello earth liberal. I am Crat from the planet Dem. I've noticed some very strange behaviors on your planet.
Our tolerance and compassion for all people is well known.
No, I am being serious. Like the irrational tendency of earthlings to rename everyday concepts and objects for no reason.
Ah, like "sanitary administrator" for zee janitor? And "insurgents" for zee terrorists? Ooops. I mean "freedom fighters."
And the term for hiring preferences based on gender and ethnicity?
I think it is zee "diversity." Let me ask my Administrative Assistant Staff Specialist.

 

by marknicodemo
4-18-06
Pierre the Peacemonger finds Cindy Sheehan protesting. Again.
Pierre I've returned to my protest at Bush's ranch.
But Cindy! Zee President Bushitler he is not here. He is at Camp David!
Who cares where HE is? As long as the sheep in this media have the cameras on me, that's all that matters.
Oui! We owe our respect to zee impartial, objective media.
Do you think they'll let cameras in here, Pierre?
Ooh, zee Polaroid camera perhaps.

 

by marknicodemo
4-19-06
Like many liberals, Pierre believes everyone should "kill" their television.
THIS IS A SPECIAL REPORT FROM ABC NEWS.
Perhaps zee Thief in Chief Bush has resigned!
But sometimes it's hard to avoid the most pressing issues of the day.
GOOD EVENING. WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED WORD...
Or maybe Rumsfeld resigned! Or maybe...
THAT KATIE HOLMES HAS GIVEN BIRTH TO A BABY GIRL.
Ah, "Suri" is such a nice name.

 

by marknicodemo
4-20-06
Billionaire and philanthropist Bill Gates recently invited Chinese President Wu to dinner at his $120 million dollar home.
The U.S. State Dept. lists 22 human rights abuses in China.
Chinese women are often forced to undergo abortions and sterilizations. 100 million girls have been aborted.
Meanwhile, Yahoo!, Google, Cisco and Microsoft cooperate with Chinese internet censorship.
Christians, Buddhists, and Muslims are persecuted for their faith.
Organs are routinely harvested from executed prisoners.
Fortunately, the priorities of Bill Gates were in order.
"If you ever need advice on how to use Windows, I'll be glad to help."

 

by marknicodemo
4-21-06
Sometimes we can learn alot about people by their priorities.
At a White House ceremony, Chinese President Hu was heckled by a journalist.
She screamed at President Bush, telling him to stop Hu from persecuting the Falun Gong.
And while President Bush has promoted freedom of speech and democracy even at risk of his presidency...
He didn't do such a great job this time.
Whether it's internet companies, a geek billionaire, or politicians, everyone seems afraid of offending the cuddly Chinese Communists.
The heckler was promptly arrested. President Bush apologized to Hu for the journalist's audacity to speak the truth.
Shouldn't HU have been the one apologizing?

 

by marknicodemo
4-22-06
Whether it is from militant Islam...
So Mohammed, what is zee motivation for terrorist bombings?
The American infidels must either convert to Islam or die.
or the push from Communist groups to legitimize illegal immigration...
Rigoberto, don't worry about zee paranoid immigration law. Congress sure doesn't!
America belongs to Mexico anyway, Pierre.
it's hard to deny that America is being attacked. Of course, the media's concern is elsewhere.
Today is Earth Day. A good way to save the planet is to recycle your undies.
I can't wait to buy a hybrid!

 

by marknicodemo
4-23-06
With the cost of gasoline rising, politicians smell an opportunity to be saviors.
Sacre bleu! Zee cost of gasoline! She is over $75 a barrel!
Don't be so surprised, Pierre. We all know who's responsible for the rise.
Socialisto Bernie Sanders thinks something besides supply and demand is at work. He actually demands that the oil industry "lower the price of gas."
But of course. Zee Bush oil cronies.
That's right. The thieves in "Big Oil," in Texas and D.C. who control the price of gasoline. Duh.
There's an easier way to help Americans at the gas pumps, but those in power aren't exactly interested.
Surely we "No blood for oil" people can find a solution to zee prices!
We in Congress could lower the TAXES on gas, but we're not THAT stupid!

 

by marknicodemo
4-25-06
Two Duke University lacrosse players were recently charged with the rape of a black stripper.
Why is your media so focused on the North Carolina rape case?
Because they seek to stamp out zee oppression by rich white honkies against zee poor, African-American, exotic dancer who is also a mother.
But rape happens everyday on your planet. Why focus on this one?
Because they wish to expose victimization by wealthy white lacrosse players against zee broke, African-American, exotic arteest who is also a mother.
Wouldn't there be less victims if people spoke out against hiring strippers in the first place?
And risk being a HYPOCRITE? No thanks!

 

by marknicodemo
4-26-06
Myths die hard. It's almost common knowledge that women are paid less than men.
April 25th is zee Equal Pay Day!
That's right Pierre. Women spent first four months of 2006 making up for last year’s pay gap.
What is never mentioned is the subjective values of men and women in their career choices.
It's not fair, mon cherie! It is just zee evil, corporate, capitalist, white, male oppressors trying to keep you in zee kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.
What can a woman do?
Just don't expect feminists to disclose inconvenient info.
If you want more money, take zee most dangerous jobs which men take. Or move to a new country with your family. Or...
Um, the kitchen sounds alot nicer.

 

by marknicodemo
4-28-06
Gasoline prices remain over $3.00 nationally. Politicians are scrambling to "do something."
Monsieur Oil Company Executive, how do you manipulate zee gas prices so well?
Very easy, Pierre. Simply get half a dozen international corporations to agree to break the law. Repeat every 6-8 months or so.
The conspiracy theories are flying in full force and all place blame on greedy Big Oil.
When will it end? Will gasoline reach $4 a gallon?
It's bloody likely. Ten cars, six mansions and three yachts don't go as far as they used to.
Not only is basic economics ignored, but so are the anti-semitic thugs and leftists governing oil producing countries.
Prices are determined by supply and demand. When supply falls --
Supply and what?

 

by marknicodemo
4-30-06
Pierre's alien friend, Crat from Dem, is confused by Monday's illegal immigration protests.
So illegal immigrants plan to protest on May Day, the Soviet holiday.
Not "Soviet." Say "workers rights" instead.
How will illegal immigrants persuade Congress to implement yet another amnesty?
By protesting, making demands, shutting down entire American cities, and making big ruckuses.
And how will they achieve acceptance from their new country?
By boycotting zee "gringos."

 

by marknicodemo
5-03-06
Pierre returns from the May Day immigration protests which were attended by hundreds of thousands in over two dozen cities. Naturally, Crat from Dem is curious.
So Pierre, how did you like the illegal alien protests?
Sacre bleu, Crat! I loved chanting, sloganeering, and celebrating zee diversity of a predominantly Mexican march.
So now the debate is immigration, rather than illegal immigration.
Bah. Same difference! I am just relieved Americans don't know zee biggest success of zee protests.
That Communist organizations ran the marches and the media refused to report it?
Shhh... No one is supposed to know that!

 

by marknicodemo
5-04-06
In a National Geographic Poll, only 13% of Americans between the age of 18 and 24 could find Iraq on a map.
Your public school has zee latest computers, Johnny.
That's great for Microsoft, but it's not like they teach us anything here.
Also in the news regularly is Afghanistan. Only 17% could find it on a map. Only 51% could find New York.
Like Geography for Zee Dummies?
We're just pushed along thru the system. Schools need to teach us how to think.
Fortunately, our politicians (and a former President) know how to fix the problems in education.
Atleast Bill Clinton is moving us in that direction.
Well, thanks to that sodomite, we can't drink pop in school no more.

 

by marknicodemo
5-06-06
Rhode Island Representative Patrick Kennedy recently got into a car accident. He blames the medication he was taking.
Why are we investigating Representative Cynthia McKinney who slugged zee mean police officer and not crazy driver Kennedy?
Because her last name is not Kennedy.
Rather than be arrested for his driving, he was not even given a breathalizer test.
Atleast Kennedy is in zee rehab. We were not able to help poor McKinney from zee racism that afflicts all zee black legislators.
McKinney would be in rehab too.
The incident once again proves that there's a set of laws for us and a set of laws for the Kennedys.
But --
There's no rehab program for arrogance.

 

by marknicodemo
5-10-06
President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, sent a letter to President Bush the other day.
In his letter, shouldn't have President Ahmadinejad explained his nuke program?
It is just for zee energy needs of Iranians!
Predictably, the bizarre letter contained criticism of the White House, the western world, democracy, and implied that the Holocaust might not have occured.
Energy? Pierre, Iran is sitting on tons of oil.
But zee oil barons keep stealing all Iranian oil and selling it very expensively to zee SUV-driving Americans.
Perhaps when Iran blackmails the world with Israel's destruction, the U.N. might, um, actually do something,
So how does the U.N. plan on ending Iran's nuke program?
By writing many angry letters of course.

 

by marknicodemo
5-13-06
Despite the daily threat of global terror, liberals continue to elevate civil liberties over all other considerations.
Crat, zee Bushies now have our phone records! Zee White House is out of control!
Your laws and Supreme Court cases make that perfectly legal.
The media is predictably howling over the issue, but most Americans see the government's action as legit.
I have a RIGHT to privacy in zee phone number the phone company gives me, and the calls I place through zee phone company!
But credit cards and banks have much more info about us. That doesn't bother you?
Preventing another 9/11, or simply saving the lives of innocent Americans, no longer seems to concern some.
Franklin said, "Those who would give up liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
He also said, "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."

 

by marknicodemo
5-19-06
The immigration debate got hot this week, but Congress wasn't the only one up in arms.
President Vicente Fox objects to zee meanie Americans building a wall on zee border.
Fox cares so much for his people, he wants to make it easy for them to leave Mexico.
Mexico is practically dictating how Congress should conduct immigration and border policy.
Mexican authorities are threatening to sue if a wall is built.
Poor Mexicans will have no choice but to cross illegally in more dangerous areas.
Meanwhile, Fox oversees a comatose economy and is cited for human rights violations making one wonder why he can't clean his own backyard.
How will they get around zee big walls?
Around the walls? Ha! Our newly dug tunnels are good to go.

 

by marknicodemo
6-03-06
Casey Sheehan, son of Cindy, finally got a tombstone, 783 days after his death in Iraq.
Cindy was it difficult to choose zee tombstone for your son?
No, I had Casey's family in California do that.
Cindy was apparently too busy to be involved in the selection of the tombstone.
Don't you mean *your* family?
Eh, whatever. I can't stay long, Pierre. I have appearances to make and money to take.
Perhaps Cindy missed a golden opportunity. Atleast in her mind.
You don't have to leave, Cindy. Just ask zee Bush-loving media to bring their cameras to your son's grave.
No, I couldn't do *that*! I would be exploiting my son's death and making a media circus out of a tragedy if I did that!

 

by marknicodemo
6-10-06
This week, Ann Coulter's new book "Godless" was released. In the book, she takes issue with some of the wives of 9/11 victims.
Sacre bleu! Zee mean-spirited Ann Coulter attacked zee 9/11 Jersey Girls.
Right. She did that because those women --
Hillary Clinton took time from important issues -- like working for the people of New York -- to denounce Ann as "heartless."
No, no! Zee Jersey Girls have absolute moral authority to say anything about anybody since their husbands died on 9/11!
What about the wives of firefighters and police officers who died that day?
Coulter's real point was that the media shields those it agrees with from criticism. (See Cindy Sheehan for more info.)
It depends. Are they attacking Bush or not?

 

by marknicodemo
6-23-06
Much like bus drivers, conspiracy theories travel alot, but don't actually get anywhere.
Did you hear that a group of Muslim Americans hoped to attack the Sears Tower?
Oui! Zee Bushies are to scare us again! Zee Muslims are innocent! Intelligent people know that they're trying to control us!
Rather than sticking to facts, some hyper-skeptics concoct stories not worthy of bad fantasy novels.
But why would they ever want to control anyone? What would they gain?
So that zee meanie Republicans can take ALL our civil liberties away and listen to my cell phone calls!
(**Overheard by the author, much to his embarassment.)
If another attack occurs, won't you and your revolutionaries blame the White House for not doing enough?
Like zee 9/11? Hitting planes into a few buildings was pure luck!** There is no global terror problem!

 

by marknicodemo
6-25-06
If you listen to liberals enough, some strips just write themselves.
The Muslims arrested in Miami hoped to blow up the Sears Tower.
But zee threat was not imminent, Crat. Therefore, zee arrest was a racist Republican attempt to distract us!
It still hasn't sunk for many liberals that we're facing a global enemy bastardizing an entire religion to murder non-Muslims.
Distact us from what?
From zee fact that zee Bushies are so incompetent in Iraq, Crat!
Moral of the story? Don't ask for solutions from ostriches who refuse to see the problem.
So what punishment would you recommend, if any?
If we really want to punish zee poor Muslim men, send them to juvenile detention center on zee Chicago Southside!

 

by marknicodemo
7-08-06
Pierre and his friend Cindy Sheehan discuss WMDs at the local ACLU office.
Cindy, did you read zee story about zee 500 "WMDs" found in Iraq?
Who has time to read, Pierre? I'm busy trying to save the world. Bono has nothing on me.
Front pages should have screamed the find of so many chemical weapons, but instead we got alot of silence.
Intelligent people know those "WMDs" were made and transported by zee biased talking heads at zee evil Fox News.
Even if there were warehouses of WMDs sitting in Baghdad, it doesn't change facts.
Anti-war activists aren't exactly concerned with stuff like facts and evidence especially when their self-righteous egos are on the line.
You're always right, Cindy. We still have time to impeach BusHitler.
Even if he told the truth, Bush still lied and people died!

 

by marknicodemo
7-29-06
Israel recently responded to Hezbollah's countless rocket attacks with a devastating attack on Lebanon, where the terror group is based.
Hello Mohammed! I was sure the evil Israelis killed you just for being Muslim!
Violent Jews are using Hezbollah as a pretext for killing Muslim babies.
Israel not only is expected to tolerate attacks, but when it defendes itself, the world wants the Israeli military to get on with it.
What can Muslims do to end all this bloodshed against them?
I hope our world leaders have a solution to this Jewish aggression.
Rather than condemning Hezbollah, which still is raining rockets on Israeli cities and villages, much of the world community has this to say:
Israel's response is clearly a disproportionate use of force.

 

by marknicodemo
7-31-06
Crat from the planet Dem seeks answers on the Israeli-Lebanon conflict from our hero, Pierre.
Pierre, your Earth leaders display bizarre logic. Shouldn't they condemn Hezbollah for instigating attacks on Israel?
No, no Crat. European leaders are more nuanced and don't wish to offend zee feelings of zee Muslim citizens.
While Israel actually drops leaflets warning civilians of impending attacks...
I thought Earth nations have a right to defend their people and their borders.
Oui, but zee response was disproportionate to zee 2,000 rockets sent into Israeli cities by Hezbollah .
Hezbollah uses other Muslims as human shields, blaming civilian deaths on Israel.
What exactly is a "proportionate" response?
Well, obviously when Israel doesn't respond at all.

 

by marknicodemo
8-08-06
Some celebrities have shifted their "talent" to writing kids books.
Pierre, I understand you are writing a children's book.
I wish to indoctrinate, I mean, to teach zee kiddies enlightened liberal values. I was inspired by a famous man in zee Bible.
"Some celebrities" includes Jamie Lee Curtis, Mia Hamm, Katie Couric, Maria Shriver, Jay Leno, and John Lithgow.
There are many famous men in the Bible.
Zee famous man in zee Bible who is also Jewish.
Let's not forget that model of morality, Madonna. If she can do it, Pierre can too!
A Pulitzer in the making
And they say we liberals aren't religious!

 

by marknicodemo
8-12-06
Pierre begins to write his book for children.
So what is the title of your book?
"Nazi Convervatives Pollute Zee Earth, Take Away All Zee Rights of Zee Womyn, Oppress All Zee Minorities, Start all Zee Wars, and They Must Die Now!"
I guess you are not concerned with accuracy.
Bah! Zee middle name of Pierre is zee "accuracy."
Didn't you say your book was inspiried by a Jewish Man in the Bible?
Oui, oui! In zee Chapter One, I will prove that Michael Moore is zee obese reincarnation of Jesus.

 

by marknicodemo
8-12-06
A Reuters photo was recently exposed as a Photoshop hoax by a blogger.
Using the popular software program, extra smoke was added to the image, but repeating patterns made the manipulation obvious.
Diane, a close inspection of the same photo also shows a repeating pattern of buildings.
Dick, unpaid bloggers are more concerned with the integrity of journalism than we are. The mainstream media must enhance its commitment to its audience.
WHAT LESSON CAN WE TAKE FROM THESE HOAXES, DIANE?
Learn to use Photoshop!

 

by marknicodemo
8-28-06
Pierre Writes a Children's Book II.
How is your children's book coming along?
Bad. I'm using zee Bible for inspiration, but she is not helping.
There has to be enough material there to help you write a good book.
Bah! There is nothing about zee importance of diversity, or zee right to choose, or universal healthcare!
Those aren't exactly children's virtues.
It doesn't even blame Jews for all zee wars!

 

by marknicodemo
9-02-06
When you hate the administration in power, it behooves you to depress the populace as much as possible.
Pierre, don't earthlings tire of the media reporting bad news?
With meanie BusHitler in zee White House, what other news is there?
Even if you cannot directly blame those in power, you have atleast polluted the air with enough negativity to influence votes.
Your media only reports on terrorism, diseases, international conflicts, natural disasters. Where's the good news?
We can expect atleast one kind of good news every year.
In response to this, some citizens ignore the media completely and search for something to make them hopeful.
Good news on the environment? Or --
No. Zee season ending for zee Chicago Cubs.

 

by marknicodemo
9-03-06
Monsieur Oil Company Executive, I see oil prices they are finally dropping.
Yes, my young liberal lad. We have to "lower" the prices to appease the asses, I mean, masses, heh heh.
Why didn't you do it sooner? Zee poor they cannot afford to buy gas!
Then "the poor" should stop buying so much food! Obesity is a big problem you know.

 

by marknicodemo
9-06-06
Joseph Wilson's "Yellowcake" Accusations Discredited by the Senate Intelligence Committee
So John Karr was not JonBonet's killer.
No, the DNA did not match.
Gas Prices Fall to $2.72 a Gallon
And zee brilliant Katie Couric's made her CBS debut!
Without any Photoshop manipulation.
Iraq Captured al-Qaeda's Second-in- Command
And we finally got to see Baby Suri! Atleast zee media is focusing on some real news for once.

 

by marknicodemo
9-12-06
The Power of Positive Thinking
Pierre, we've captured or killed over 5,000 terrorists since 9/11. And Zarqawi too!
We still haven't caught Osama! Where is Osama? Osama, Osama...
For the current administration, you're damned if you do...
A Democrat President signed legislation authorizing warrantless spying.
When I cannot chat on zee phone with my terrorist homies, my civil liberties! They have been so eroded!
And you're still damned if you do.
Pierre, we have not had a single terror attack in 5 years! Isn't that great?
Abu Ghraib! Guantanamo Bay! Bush lies! North Korean and Iranian nukes! Quran in zee toilet! Iraqi quagmire! AGH! Will we ever have good news?

 

by marknicodemo
9-13-06
The diseased political atmosphere: Bush Derangement Syndrome
A fictionalized documentary was recently released. It depicts Bush being assasinated!
Oui, Crat. Oh, it was better than zee finest wine. It was like a cinematic orgasm.
Ridiculous comparisons
Former comedienne Rosie O'Donnell said that "Radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam."
Of course! Do you know how scary it is for a white person in a suit to knock on your door and ask you to read zee Bible?
Double standards
Republican John Boehner said about Democrats, "You wonder whether they're more interested in the rights of the terrorists than in protecting the American people."
Shameful! Disgraceful! How DARE he remind zee public about zee liberal position on terrorism!

 

by marknicodemo
9-22-06
Crat from Dem is confused by Hugo Chavez's speech at the U.N.
Chavez criticizes Bush as a war monger, but uses insulting and belligerent rhetoric. Isn't that inconsistent?
Chavez was right to call Bush "Zee Devil." If you look closely, you see zee pitchfork coming from BusHitler's derriere.
Chavez had no respect for the U.N. or for his audience.
And Chavez refers to the U.S. as an empire, but the U.S. hasn't governed over anyone.
Because zee U.S. invades countries like Rosie O'Donnell invades zee refrigerator.
Although his belligerant rhetoric received applause. Perhaps Chavez knows that the masses will do and believe anything if it's on television.
Is Chavez the first person at the U.N. to promote a book? Where are you going?
To read Noam Chomsky's book. It's #2 on zee Amazon Best Seller List. Merci, Hugo!

 

by marknicodemo
9-26-06
Logic According to Liberals in the War on Terrorism
You know, Pierre, all these decades of fighting racism have only created more racists.
Bah! Ridiculous! We must stand strong with our black brothers and sisters in fighting racial superiority!
Spending all that money on fighting crime isn't ending crime. It only creates more criminals!
No, no! We must increase zee police in zee streets and confiscate all guns in violation of zee 2nd Amendment!
Some claim that fighting terror is only creating more terrorists.
Amen brother!

 

by marknicodemo
10-08-06
Five weeks until an election, so it's Smear-a-Republican Time! As usual, the media's priorities are right on target (and targeting the right).
North Koreans want to test nuclear weapons. Iran is pursuing nuclear weapons, and the world is battling Islamic militants.
A GAY Republican! All zee Republicans are protecting zee GAYS! We must know who is GAY!
The media has no problem contradicting their own values if it means destroying the opposition.
Why does your media focus on Mark Foley's homosexuality? Does not seem very tolerant.
Foley is a meanie (GAY) Republican. BIG difference.
This same media, which somehow claims to be objective, never responds as aggressively to Democrat scandals.
But other Dems have done much worse than Foley. Foley never had sex with anyone.
But he wanted to. Thank God Brian Ross stopped zee (GAY) sex from happening!

 

by marknicodemo
11-02-06
A summary of the last few weeks, courtesy of Crat from the planet Dem, and our enlightened leftist, Pierre:
Republican Mark Foley?
A sick (gay) pedophile who must be banished to Siberia for not having (gay) sex with zee pages!
Conservative Rush Limbaugh?
A meanie jerk who should not have told zee truth about Michael J. Fox's dishonesty!
And Democrat John Kerry?
A true war hero who served in Vietnam, earned three Purple Hearts, and was only joking about zee President BusHitler!

 

The Liberal Media: from SCANDAL!!! to snooze.
Why didn't the press attack Richard Armitage for revealing Valerie Plame's identity?
Because Armitage did not look anything like Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rove, or Rumsfeld.
by marknicodemo, 11-04-06

 

by marknicodemo
11-26-06
Liberal media lesson: It is not the words that are offensive.
Recently, comedian Michael Richards launched a tirade while on stage at a comedy club.
Richards made generous use of the diabolical "N-word" toward his audience.
It's the person who is saying it.
What the media didn't care to tell you was that the audience taunted Richards and called him names like the "C-word" and "white boy."
Hey, doesn't black comedian Chris Rock uses all these words too?
Before you say anything insulting, just make sure the media considers you the "right" person.
Not that we justify "Kramer's" generous use of racial slurs, but --
-- those who complain the most about Richards's rant aren't exactly "lily white" innocent.

 

by marknicodemo
12-01-06
Self-appointed champions of free speech at America's universities...
Cardboard signs smearing conservative speaker as "racist"?
$6.00
are quite selective...
Custard cream pies to throw at conservative speaker?
$12.00
about the speech they defend.
Getting away with stifling the free speech of conservatives?
Priceless, oui!

 

by marknicodemo
12-29-06
Leave it to a magazine run by liberal baby boomers...
In other news, Time announced their annual "Person of the Year" Award
The surprising selection this year was "You." Yes, you.
to award millions of people for doing virtually nothing.
Most people expected Time to nominate lunatic dictators like Kim Jong Il or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad .
When a magazine honors so many, can any one person claim such an honor?
Fortunately if you take the honor seriously, no one can stop you.
Merci, Time! Now I can fill zee "Awards" section on my resume`!

 

by marknicodemo
12-31-06
Have a happy,
safe,
and totally peaceful
2007
from everyone at
Pierre zee Peacemonger! Oui!

 

by marknicodemo
1-04-07
Why do some feel badly about Saddam Hussein's execution?
When he was alive, we used him to promote our anti-war agenda.
And now that he is dead?
Saddam he is still valuable, oui.
Now we can protest zee death penalty.

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