All comics by SinatraFonzarelli2

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Eric and Mike
Let's cancel D&D just to piss Nevin off!
And then we will club all night long!

 

Tif
You're the only person I've ever loved!
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I'm tired of having this relationship through your away messages!
Auto Response from InajiraarajinI: APE HAS KILLED APE!
Are you having an affair?
Auto Response from InajiraarajinI: APE HAS KILLED APE!

 

My mother
You have to go to bed at 2:00 AM.
STOP CASTRATING ME!!!!111

 

Josh
What's this movie that I utterly had to see?
Oh, it's in the VCR. I'll start it now.
Is it good?
It's horrendous
And don't make me tie you down this time.

 

Goshi
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=SinatraFonzarelli2&ID=000000
It's brilliant and inspirational
It's enlightened me to a higher state of conciousness
It's three blank panels with the word "penis" written in the speech bubbles.
I'm going to make love to it.

 

Carter
If we had skis, we would totally ski in peace!
I, the customer, was a jerk on purpose and my demands were unreasonable, Agree, Strongly Agree, or Super Strongly Agree
You've killed The Kaiser!
The Shadows of Heat, they flicker...
Our relationship has no substance besides quoting The Brak Show and calling Chad an asshole.
That reminds me. Chad's an asshole.

 

Brad
We're not friends! I don't even know you!
True, but I am stalking you.

 

Tif's weird girlfriend
And that's why perfectly natural bodily functions have gotten me banned from the campus library.
...Should I call the police?
Sumimasen! I'm going to borrow Inajir for a while. ^_^
*Mmph! Wrlp! Mmhph!*

 

I'm so cool and Japanese and I'm drawn anime-style and I drink and have promiscuous sex and speak German and beat up cyber-punks and fly around on a skateboard!
So all you otakus should go out and buy this shitty AOL product! This is a shameless attempt to pander to the esoteric but profitable Euro-trash Japanophile subculture!
...You're so American.

 

*Knock knock*
Oh, excuse me, Reverend. That must be my fraternity brother.
Hey, Prez! I brought the alter! Are we going to sacrifice a virgin or what?
Oh, that sounds interesting! May I join in?
Alright, reverend, but as an initiation you have to tattoo the number "666' on your chest with a branding iron and rape and eat a baby.
Oh, so Satanism and Methodism have more in common than I thought,

 

At Matt Wilson's message board
Matt Wilson: OMGWTF LOL WERE SO KEWL B CUZ WE MAEK FUN OF PPL ON TONZONE LOL DIANAGOHANS A DUM FUK
Landstander: LOL WERE SO SUBVERSIVE AND CYNICAL ROFL HAX0R WERE TEH FRINGE-STREAM ROFL
SL4: LLOL ZACH NATHANSON IS GAY ROFL
Morey: HA HA SLYBOY IS A DUMASS
Back on Toonzone
Slyboy: IM MAED FUN OF ADN ITS SAD B CUZ I WAS MADE FUN OF AL MY LIEF B CUZ I WAS AUTISTIC ADN IM SAD AND TOONZONE IS SUPPOSED 2 BE ABOUT BEIGN NIEC AND FRIENDS ADN IM CRYIN AND IM LEVING 4 EVAR :(

 

Frasier is too intellectual for me.
Niles, close the door, would you?
See, look at all those big words he's using!

 

So anyway, I think that a socialist economy would...
Wait, socialist?
Yes...
YOU'RE EXACTLY LIKE JOSEF STALIN!!!1112

 

There, you just sucessfully downloaded a high-quality GBA emulator.
Well, OK, do you have a ROM of the Banjo-Kazooie game or the Mario and Luigi game?
Sorry, pal! Those games are far too advanced to have ROMs of them made...
Well...what games do you have ROMs of?
....the Brittany Spears game...

 

OMGWTF IM UR NEOPET FED ME WIT JPGS ADN VISIT TEH MAGIKAL LADN OF DINOSAUR POOPY LOL AL TEH 12-YER-ODL GIRLS WASTE TER TIEM WIT TIS SHIT
ROFL WATCH CLIMATIC MIND-BLOWING NEOPET BATTLES THAT INVOLVE 2 STATIC PIKTURES AND A BUTON U HAEV 2 CLICK BETTAR THAN SECKS!!1
OW U CUT ME!!!111 BUY TEH NEOPET BEANIE BAYBS!!!11 LO,LL!!11

 

2001
I love NeoPets! NeoPets are great! I cherish every living second I have with my loving NeoPet!
I've set it as my home page and I just spent 48 hours online buying awesome accesories for my NeoPet.
2002
NeoPets sucks! It's totally gay!
How retarded! I'd rather mutilate my genitals than spend one second even briefly tongue-in-cheekily thinking about NeoPets
2003
....What the hell's NeoPets?
I have no idea, but hey, I'm starting a band for the 12th time in my life!

 

At the library
Do you have the Communist Manifesto?
I am Anti-Terrorist cell #7654! You are a threat to democracy and our precious liberties! *BANG*
You're America's heros!
My job isn't done. There are still people out there reading, watching, and thinking things they shouldn't, things that are dangerous to the American people. That's why Tom Clancy must make 12 sequels.

 

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=CapnCrunch&ID=179714
Charles Manson had excellent taste in music.
He was concerned about African-American rights.
Charles Manson had excellent taste in music.
He was concerned about African-American rights.
Charles Manson had excellent taste in music.
He was concerned about African-American rights.

 

In the heart of rural Pennsylvania
How come you never see any black Amishmen?
Hmm...good point.
*GASP* Ninjas are attacking!

 

In the heart of rural Kentucky
You know, you don't see any black Klansmen.
Hmm...good point. I wonder why. Don't black people enjoy fun barbecues and craft centers? The KKK would be perfect for them.
*GASP* Zombies are attacking!

 

John Smith, your wife hired us to give you a fabulous make-over courtesy of Bravo television!
You're a heathenous Sodomite who will be cast away into the eternal flames of damnation! God hates sin and vice and faggotry like the kind presented on Bravo Television!
Well you're adorable! Now strip down to your skivvys, we're going to re-do your wardrobe!
*GASP* Killbots are attacking!

 

Make sure to go to bed at 2, Nevin.
I'm not Nevin, I'm an Elmer Fudd-esque character with a double-barreled shotgun.
Well don't forget your bedtime.
You're lucky I'm a Jain
*GASP* Nazis are attacking!
Since you're not around...

 

As the President of The United States, I hereby pardon this turkey.
I'm not a turkey! I'm Donald Rumsfeld!
In that case you're not pardoned!
Get the stuffing!

 

Ace Ventura, I want you to solve a crime for my dog.
You can count on me, m'am!
Fifteen minutes later
I told you to solve a crime for my dog, not to masturbate and sodomize it!

 

Did you know beer has female hormones in it?
It makes you cry, makes you think you're better than everyone else, and it makes you a worse driver!
....you suck!

 

Why do women have shorter feet than men?
So they can get closer to the sink!
...Stop Trying!

 

Nocturne Calypso: They cut Mouth of Sauron.
PolyvinylEllip: SHUT THE FECKING FUCK UP ABOUT LORD OF THE PENISES!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Nocturne Calypso: They cut Mouth of Sauron.
PolyvinylEllip: SHUT THE FECKING FUCK UP ABOUT LORD OF THE PENISES!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Nocturne Calypso: They cut Mouth of Sauron.
PolyvinylEllip: SHUT THE FECKING FUCK UP ABOUT LORD OF THE PENISES!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

 

STOP GIVING ME SHITTY ENIGMATIC USER COMMENTS!!11 UR FAEC SI DEPRESSING NOT MY COMICS ":("
DONT SUE ME LOL DAPRESING ROFL :( ROFLLOLLOL UR COMICS ARE DUM!!!1111
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE SOME OF YOUR OWN GODDAMN COMICS INSTEAD OF DOGMATICALLY JUDGING MINE AND BRANDING ME WITH AN UGLY ZERO-STAR GRAPHIC
The moral of this stories is that all donors are horrendous arses.
LOL HU R U???///
I'm Mr. Fonzarelli's attorney. You're being sued.

 

Wait, why the hell does the Prince of fucking Persia fucking control time? Isn't that an arbitrarily thrown in and gratuitous gimmick plagiarized from previous video games?
Well...see, it's because the Pharaoh has a dagger of time and...well...it's a war between Space Persians and Cyber-Egyptians...
And why the hell are you fighting a Pharaoh? And when did this game franchise go from a guy running around in a dungeon stabbing people with a falschion to bizarre supernatural plots?
Well...it's like a DJ...you can freeze time. Isn't that cool?
And at that, why is the Prince of Persia delving into dungeons and slaughtering grunts and skeletons? Don't you think if he was a Prince of an entire nation he could get someone else to do it for him?
Alright! I admit it! It makes no sense! But the average video-game consumer is too stupid to figure it out! Which is why we'll have to eliminate you so you can't talk!

 

Fuck King Boo and Petey Pirahna
Wait...wait a second...WE'RE the secret characters in Mario Kart: Double Dash?
Us?!? That totally fucking sucks!
No one gives two shits about the two of us! Most don't even know who we are!
I mean use like Dixie Kong or the Koopa Kids or something, Nintendo! Jesus fucking Christ! You just like pissing people off, don't you?
We're not even coherent partners! Why would a ghost and a giant Venus Flytrap that vomits tar be tag-team partners? We're not even from the same game!
I'm the size of a fucking building! How the hell could I even fit in a Mario Kart? And don't get me started on "Toadette"!

 

"ELEVATOR" AND "APARTMENT" AND "FLASHLIGHT" ARE DUMBFUCK WORDS...YOU SHOULD USE "LIFT" AND "FLAT" AND "TORCH" INSTEAD
I'M BRITISH!!111
I'M BRITISH!!111
"FRENCH FRIES" AND "COOKIES" AND "ASS" AND "FUCK" ARE DUMBFUCK WORDS...YOU SHOULD USE "CHIPS" AND "BISCUIT" AND "ARSE" AND "FECK" INSTEAD
I'M BRITISH!!111
I'M BRITISH!!111
My best comic yet...
MOVE TO BRITAIN!!!11
DON'T SETTLE FOR FAGGY AMERICA!!11

 

Arr!
Arr!
Arr!
Arr!
Ahh! A skeleton!
VISIT WALT DISNEY WORLDâ„¢

 

Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Ahh! A washed-up former Saturday Night Live castmember!
VISIT WALT DISNEY WORLDâ„¢

 

By George Duncan
I'm a corruptable youth that would grow up to be a nice wholesome Rush Limbaugh-esque Christian if it weren't for the influence of the Libral Media conspiracy lead by the History channel.
Yes, I Satan, AKA Hollywood sodomite Michael Moore will use a hypnotic mantra to make you look at evil pornography!
Now I've become an evil Eurasian hippie that thinks women actually have orgasms because I've been programed to by dangerous PG-13 movies, as well as the Left-wing politically correct government!
I'm a French athiest artist and proof that all art is evil because it sometimes expresses opinions not shared by George Duncan!
The moral of this story is that the History channel is spreading pro-Hitler lies about how JFK was a good man and the government is bad when in actuality the government is nice and nurses baby animals
Now I've moved to TAXachusetts (which is home of evil Godless yankees) and am getting married to another man thanks to the help of an evil Leftist who hates families and America.
I'm the evil liberal Mennonite that's confused about the philosophy of Jesus (I think Jesus promotes peace because I'm cooky and read the bible wrong) and I'm going to marry you to a Muslim man-bride.

 

still by George Duncan
Now that the wacky Amish Satanist has married to an evil life-hating A-rab, I'm more susceptible to lies the liberal media tells me, such as the lie that Rush Limbaugh wasn't framed for drug use.
Yes, also all Muslims are Nazis who belong to an ancient conspiracy of anti-Semitic democrats who want China to conquer America.
*His name is misspelled intentionally because it's French and there were only 5 patriotic Frenchmen in the history of civilization
We're local Satanists (AKA Atheists) named Eric La Frienie* and Nevin Zehr! We want the Anti-Christ to be President of America
We're confused about the war. We don't know that killing Islamic children is a good thing because it stops Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden from traveling back in time and doing 9/11 ten times over.
*While sodomizing me with a biscotti because he's an evil gay pride hippie who watches Seinfeld.
I'm an evil secular doctor from Communist Russia (A.K.A Canada) where poor people (aka Sub-humans) are allowed to live and rich people (AKA super-men) can't get richer because we hail Mao in Canada.
I'm George Steinbrener, owner of evil baseball team The Yankees, which is ruining the glorious sport of Baseball. I'm going to conquer the world and force George Duncan to move to New York*

 

ROFLLOL SAY TEH WORD LETTUCE AND SPELL TEH WORD CUP!!11
Lettuce C-U...Oh hah hah! Kaufman, you are a comedic genius! Five-star rating for you
I HAVE MORE...WHY DID THE GUM CROSS THE ROAD B CUZ IT WAS STUK 2 TEH CHIKENS FOOT :ROLLONFLOOR
You are the gem of StripCreator!
I MASTURBATE THIS CAT AND GET IT'S CUM IN MY MUSTACHE ROFL HJERES ANOTER 1 HOW MANI POLACKS DOES IT TAKE 2 SKREW N A LIETBUB!!1
Stop it! You're going to give me a heart attack! Ho ho!

 
I love happy endings!

 

Ah, Nevin, you're looking a little chubby.
Ah, Sean, you're looking like Mohondas Ghandi and Courtney Cox's bulimic bastard child who survived a third-trimester abortion, as usual.

 

Maybe it's unethical to hack infants to death with a hatchet...
You're just a young, naive and overly idealistic liberal. When you go out into the real word, you'll learn that brutal infanticide is sad but necessary.

 

Sl4
PENIS! BOURGEOISIE! PANIUS! TRANSFROMAS!!!11 ROBERTS IN THE SHY!!!1 FUCKTARDATION!!111 SEINFDELD!!111
American explorer Richard Byrd completed the first plane flight over the South Pole on November 29, 1929. Make a song about American explorer Richard Byrd
You're ignoring me, aren't you

 

Maude
I was once on the Cartoon Network...
...and my mother's still alive, as predicted in the book of Revelations. And she's trying to kill me.
....Really??
I just urinated myself.

 

John F. Kennedy: Killed by the government
Paul Wellstone: Killed by the government
Martin Luther King Jr: Killed by the government
John Lennon: Killed by the government
Larry Flynt: Crippled by the government
Now that might be crossing the line.

 

"HELLO" AND "PLEASE" ARE DUMBFUCK WORDS...YOU SHOULD USE "KONICHI WA" AND "ARRIGATO" INSTEAD!11
I'M JAPANESE!!!!1111
I'M JAPANESE!!!!1111
"GOODBYE" AND "IDIOT" ARE DUMBFUCK WORDS...YOU SHOULD USE "SAYONARA" AND "BAKA" INSTEAD!!!!!1
I'M JAPANESE!!!!1111
I'M JAPANESE!!!!1111
My second best comic yet...
MOVE TO JAPAN!!11
DON'T SETTLE FOR FAGGY AMERICA!!!1

 

Zach Nathanson
That's why Sean Connery James Bond is the coolest James Bo...
V OTE DEAN!!11
...
BUSH IS A NAZI!!11
Anyway, Pierce Brosma...
OMGWTF VISIT MY WEBSITE WWW.ANIMATION.ADULTSWIM.VOTEDEMOCRAT.COM IT'S THE ULTRA COOL VERSION 12.0 VERSION!!!111

 

shgihtymbur
I don't care what you say, the civilian casualties caused by the Israeli government is far too high, there has to...
Does anyone have any pictures of fat cartoon characters I can masturbate to?
...
4000 years later
...

 

Here in my car I feel safest of all, I can lock all of my doors, it's the only way to live, in cars
I can only recieve, I can listen to you, it keeps me stable for days, in cars
Here in my car, where the image breaks down, will you visit me, if I open my door, in cars
Here, in my car, I know I've started to think, about leaving tonight, although nothing seems right, in cars
FUCK CARS!!!!!!!!!!11
Our hair is invisible

 

At the KKK rally
I have to go to the bathroom.
I'll be WHITE back!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!

 

At the Black Panther Party meeting
I have to go to the bathroom...
I'll be right BLACK!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!

 

At the Asian power rally
I have to go to the bathroom
Be right YELLOW!
I don't get it

 

my name is jenna i am 7 years old with black hair and red eyes. i have no nose or ears i am dead. if you do not send this 15 people in the next 5 minutes i will...
...appear tonight by your bed with a knife and kill you. this is no joke Something good will happen to u 2nite at 9:22. This is not a joke some1 will either call u or will talk to u online...
...and say that they love u do not break the chain.
...Wait, if you have no nose, how do you smell?
Terrible.
Well I sent it to two people. I hope that will do.

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