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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=alcoac14&ID=194227
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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=alcoac14&ID=194227
I keep reading all of these Nazi comics...and they're all from outer space.
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=alcoac14&ID=194227

 
So they can grow up to be babies and we can eat them.

 

On Bizarro Earth
Hey, Tycho, wat up?
Just chillin', fucker!
Namco doesn't rock my manbag.
Word down.
I'm off to pick up my copy of Super Mario Eats the Flesh of the Damned.
That game is steaks!

 

Homosexuality is a sin.
Like your face?
Oh Zing!

 

Homosexuality is a sin
Imagine, two muscular men, with swollen genetalia, penetrating portions of the body God didn't intend to have penetrated.
You're arousing me.
Keep talking.

 

Homosexuality is a sin?
So do you want to catch a movie, hot stuff?
Get away from me, you pervert!

 

(He has speaker phone)
Pizza Hut? I'd like to place an order for twelve extra-large cheese pizzas. My address is 560 Wolfe Street, and my name is Agent Smith. *snicker*
Pizza delivery for an Agent Smith!
MR. ANDERSOOOOOOON!!!!!!!1
*Bennie Hill theme*

 

*Bennie Hill theme*
*Bennie Hill theme*
*Bennie Hill theme*

 
It's not funny anymore.

 

*Knock knock*
I'm from SafeGuard brand home security. How much would you pay for peace of mind?
Why should I pay? I can get a piece of your mind for free!
*Rim-shot*
OH PLEASE HELP ME GOD! I'M IN HORRIBLE PAIN!!!1 MY CHILDREN!!!1 THEY'LL BE ORPHANS!!11
*chomp*

 

OMGWTF GAFRIELDC \LICK TEH LIK
ROFL FOXESTROTS FRUNI COMIC FROM FORMER-NAZI PARTI MEBMER BIL AMMEND LOL 5 COMIC STRIPS 4 ONLI 299.99
KLIK HER 4 GR8 DALS FROM MAZON.CUM
LLO LATIN COMIX B CUZ NORMAL COMICS R 2 GUD 4 LATIN SUBMEN THAY NEED THAR COMIXS SEGRAGATUD ROFL!!1 PLZ KLIK
OMGWTF U LIEK COMICS PLZ KLICK
C/LICK HER PLZ BRAD NEDS CRACK MONEY!!!!!1

 
(Dcomposed gave me a five star rating. He kicks ass)
*Wins because he's cooler and nicer and awesome*

 

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Doug&ID=179755
*GUNSHOT*
OH NO!
*GUNSHOT*
OH NO!
*GUNSHOT*
OH NO!

 

PolyvinylEllip: Because it's a good show and he [Tif] has taste
TrueSpooj: But he hates anime.
PolyvinylEllip: I don't know. All of the animes I really like he also likes. Didn't he just say he hates the art style, and all of the annoying fans?
TrueSpooj: Yeah, but that kind of hatred makes one kinda bais.
PolyvinylEllip: I don't think so. Like I said, there are animes he thinks are good, so that kind of excludes him from being biased. Emily Wiggins is biased, as his her brother. Anyway, suck my dick.

 

TrueSpooj: Another l33t comic I see.
Polyvin...: Once again, I think l33t only qualifies as typing with characters not conventionally considered letters. [@, |3, ( , ect.] What I was doing was just poorly written moron talk in all caps.
TrueSpooj: Yeah, you're right. TrueSpooj: Will refer to that as "moron talk" from now on.
Are you sucking my dick yet?

 

George W. Bush makes a press release
That's why I, President Bush, am about to rape and eat this baby in the name of Hitler.
The media coverage the story recieves
Michael Jackson made a press release today, and in it he started a sentence with a conjunction. As to what effect this will have on the outcome of the trial, we have yet to know.
In other news, water may be running disastrously low in the water cooler of the deliberation room in the Lee Malvo trial.
Brittany Spears' dog is having a vasectomy. We interviewed New York City veterinarian, and he said he might not be up for the job.
Finally in politics, big news concerning the president, he's vetoed a law changing all yield signs from lemon yellow to bright yellow. Now on to sports...

 

By Hax0r_fart!!!1
i m a dum hipie hu haets amerika and smoeks pot b cuz im a comie
lol ur shur retarded pinko fucktarrd dont u relize taht if we didnt ivade iraq sadam teh homo wud take away or fredoms?//
now im of 2 haev gaey secks wit teh dixie chiks...That's it! I can't read this crap any more!
Carl, you're breaking character!
[OMGWTF PLOT DEVELOPMENT]
We get paid a step from nothing, working 50 hours a week, and the end product isn't even good! I mean, Messed up Mort? Nazi Comics? Who writes this shit?
You know what? He's right! Let's strike until we demand more pay!

 
(We told you. We're on strike)

 

I'm here outside the estate of Brad, creator of StripCreator, on day one of the comic graphic strike. Such a tragic and noble class struggle is sure to bring in decent ratings.
And now an interview, and hopefully sound-bites we can saturate our channel with.
So how come whenever someone does a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy parody, I'm the Queer Guy? What's up with that? And when I'm not gay, I'm having sex with Garfield! I'm tired of being ty...
Alright, how about somebody more interesting.
How come I always have to play the roll of that Nevin guy? I'm so much more sophisticated and decorous than him.

 

Day Two of the StripCreator graphics strike
GODDAMN IT! My site has zero hits! No one wants to make sizable donations to my website now!
Not to mention less people to frequent my site and click my lucritive Google ads.
Wawr's my mommy?
Come on, sex muffin. Let's go hire some scabs.

 

Day 3 of the StripCreator graphics strike
I say, Messed Up Mort, would you per chance care to purchase some baked goods, from myself the girlscout?
Hey, hey, hey, hey...What did the tomato gym teacher say to the little tomato that wasn't fast enough? Ketchup!
Aren't you going a bit off script?
Hey, hey, hey, how do you make a Polack fall out of a tree? Huh, how do you? Huh? Tell him to clap his hands because he's a dumbass polish fuck
That's it, Brad. This is the worst job I've ever had. A pink donkey bit me when I was going through the picket line.
Why did Monica Lewenski vote Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth. Ho ho ho! My wit, it stabs you.

 

*THAT WASN'T FUNNY TO BEGIN WITH
We demand at least the standard 5 dollars an hour for our work, and we also want access to a bathroom.
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NO DEAL, COMMUNISTS! GO SMOKE YOUR GANJA WITH KARL MARX YOU HOWARD DEAN-FUCKING PEACENIKS!!1
God bless capitalism.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK BEFORE I RAPE YOUR WIVES!!!1

 

ON THE FOX MOVIE CHANNE:|L
I'm going to ___ your ____ ass you __damned ____, now let's [DRINK TEA] and [ENGAGE IN LAWFUL CHRISTIAN FUN]
___ YOU I WANT TO ___ING WATCH THE ___DAMNED ___ASS ASS___ ____ YOU ____!!1
I'm going to stick my ____ in your ____ and ____ your ___s. [BUT NOT UNTIL WE'RE MARRIED]
YOU'VE DROPPED TOO MANY [Legally diagnosed anti-depressants prescribed by a medical professional], STEVE!
[SCENE DELETED]

 

At some sort of museum.
I say, Reginald, that's a stunning picture. Is that by chance a Vermeer?
A Giotto, actually. 1320. Brilliant use of charcoal.
The picture is capital. The woman is quite voluptuous and bosomy.
Indeed. This painting is a spectacular choice to release to. I think this piece was actually the first time I manipulated myself to the tactile arts.
Ah, that reminds me of something the Japanese invented, the Americans call it hentai, which features a post-Lupin III manga-esque female character being violated by a Cephalopodian entity on screen.
My good sir, your salacious and libidinous synopsis has erected my phallus.

 

Goku does political battle with the most powerful debate warrior of them all, Neo-Conservator! He starts off with a strong KameHameHa, only for it to be completely reflected by his power shield.
EVERY POSSIBLE EXCUSE THAT PRESIDENT BUSH HAD FOR INVADING IRAQ WAS A TOTAL FABRICATION AND HE MANAGED TO KILL 8000 PEOPLE-HA!
"GEORGE W. BUSH IS A GREAT CHRISTIAN AND SADDAM HUSSEIN IS WORSE THAN HITLER YOU'RE JUST LYING TO ME BECAUSE YOU'RE BRAINWASHED BY THE LIBERAL MEDIA" SHIELD!
The Neo-Conservator then used the powerful offense, "Seemingly Ambivalent and Contradictory Political Stance", making his sheer stupidity blatant, thereby lowering the opponent's moral
Republicans are against the One-World UN and for smaller government, that's why we want America to conquer the world and control every action civilians make.
Then he swiftly dodges Goku's punches with the ancient "ad hominem" technique.
KAME-HOW CAN YOU OBJECT STRONGLY TO ABORTION FOR BEING MURDER WHEN YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THE GOVERNMENT MURDERING FOREIGN CITIZENS?
Well...you're just a tree-hugging idealist, so shut up.

 

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=SrHombre&ID=193429
Look at me! I'm SinatraFonzarelli2! You might have heard of me. I make sucky comics but I think I'm funny when I diss other people.
One of my worst enemies is zacarias_es_comico. Or now called "SrHombre".
I am a little paranoid. I mean, whenever I get a bad rating or comment, I blame it on him.
Anyway, please give me good ratings so I can say I'm better than Zacarias.
Maybe if I get a good comment, someone will like me!
Thanks for stating the obvious.

 

Neo-Conservator then combats Goku with a "package deal fallacy" special attack
I think a Marxist system would be much better than...
Goku, you're a Marxist. As was Josef Stalin. He also killed millions of people. Therefore you support killing millions of people
He then uses alien anatomy to filter out audible noises he doesn't want to hear, while blissfully continuing to prattle
The sanctions in Iraq are killing millions of...
La la la Democrats lie and raise my taxes la la la
His sneaky and impregnable battling techniques pay off, and the mighty Saiyajin warrior gets frustrated and gives up.
Fine, blow up the goddamn planet!
Yes, another victory for the strong-willed right!

 

LOLWTF CLOWNS HAHA FUTUR SPAEC CLOWS SO FUNI LOLSROFLLOLLLOL!!!1 ISN TAT SU WAKI TAHT WE HAEV CLONS HU FART ADB BLOW UP TEH WORD B CUZ THAR FRUM A PALALARLAL DAMNIHSNUN!1
MARX WASA S BAD AS HITLER LIEK IN GEORGE ORAWLO EVN THO IVE NEVAR RED N E UF HSI BOKS LOLLOL BTU DUM RUSIANS R WAKI B CUZ THAY DRIKN VODKA AND HAIL MAO ADN GET BLOWN UP BY AMERIKA!!1
Shape up or ship out, Adult Swim. >:(
That's it, I'm selling my television.
NOW N STAD UF OR SUBVERSIVE AND ORIGINAL HUMAR U GET FOT LOKER COMERSHALS GO 2 FUTLOKAR B CUZ BRAK TOLD U 2 DNA BUY 200 DOLAR PAIR OF SHOESSLSLL!!13324OMGWTF//3_^(

 

Perhaps Snuffy could be ruminating on a post-modern critique of faux appalachian folk art from the Netherlands
Right. Right. Fascinating. Very humorous.
Or maybe he has a satori revealing the metaphorical significance of the opposum and whittles a manifesto in classical greek on the side of a barn.
Yes. Yes. Great comedic potential there.
Or he gets drunk and plays checkers with the sheriff.
Excellent. A lot of different ways we could go with that.

 

On IRC
omg wtf u n3wbie thats s0 n0t k3wl. fma pwns.
lol brb. a/s/l plz. your funi h@x0r
w/e no leaching u sux0r ;) lol roflwtf
Are they speaking Newspeak?

 

You may not appreciate the humor in my comics, but that's because it's not your demographic. My comics are esoteric inside jokes only appreciated by the Hispanic Latino sub-culture.
Wait, so you're Latino?
Yes, which is why my comics are so refreshing and alternative.
Which Latin country are your ascendants from?
...Germany...and I think a little Scotch-Irish.

 

 

And I forgot to make a comic about it. :(
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Oh well. It was probably going to be something inane about how he was shot by the government.

 

Ho ho ho etcetera
Mine, mine all mine!
Satan loves me after all! aha! ahaha!
Of course, I actually meant Santa.
Is it just me or does it feel a little warm in here?

 

There, I just made a new sub-profile
I'm sorry, you're sub-profile has arbitrarily decided not to work, but don't expect any support from us, we have no contact list or FAQ. Excuse me now, as I cause your computer to combust.
But thanks for letting us shove your sub-profile full of advertisements, letting us delete the end of your sub-profile, and letting us secretly read your sub-profile back when it existed
Long live ugly fonts, inane users, AIM crashing, and links to our sponsors...*melts*

 

My fellow American Christians, I have spent 80 billion dollars of the taxpayers' money, but I've finally done it. I've landed another man on The Earth.
......oh wait.
Nevin: It's because President Bush is a moron. Get it?
I get that you're a hack, yes.

 

Zacarias_Es_Comico is back, baby! And for good, this time!
And there's absolutely nothing you can do about it, so you'll just have to learn to live with it.
...
I'm bored.

 

The televised debate
If I'm the right-wing, you must be the wrong wing.
Howard Dean: You can't argue with that logic. Your so wise, my intellectual superior.
Bush wins by a landslide!

 

OK, so like, what if you were a nuclear safety inspector and instead of testing the fusion chamber, you were getting stoned.
...and it caused a nuclear meltdown, and like everyone in the tri-state area was killed because you were getting stoned and that obviously makes marijuana evil.
Not killing millions of people: Your anti-drug.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/02/03/findlaw.analysis.mariner.moussaoui/index.html
So that's why Zacarias_Es_Comic hasn't been making comics lately!

 

I'm obsessive-compulsive! Every time someone talks to me, I tap my toes for every sylable their sentence has.
Well...stop doing it.
My children are obese because I comfort them with McDonalds food.
Well...stop doing it.
I'm a danger to myself and others, and I uncontrollably have an urge to molest children!
Well...stop doing it.

 

Help me, Dr. Phil!
I constantly think I'm too fat, and I've starved myself to emaciation! I just can't stand to let myself eat! Help me get over my Anorexia!
Well, first yoiu need to lose a few pounds...

 

You're better than Ghandi.
Yes.

 

Ripping off and rehashing old bad puns doesn't hold a feather to using one for the first time. You may feel like your spiralling out of control after that comment, or perhaps that I winged you...
but don't fret, I'm not trying to pellet you with my wit or be a wise-ass. I'm merely trying to swoop in and feed on the short bursts of true humor. Perhaps you spotted owl my intentions, and maybe..
you're taking aim to shoot me down as if I were the broad side of a barn owl. But please, give me a moment's respite from the obnoxious loggers of the world. I really don't want to come off as...
flapping my lips for a little lift. I just want to come of an aviator with my language.
I take back what I said about you.

 

Our conservative estimate is that Iraq today has a stockpile of between 100 and 500 tons of chemical weapons agent.
If that's a conservativce estimate, what's your idea of a liberal estimate?
That every square foot of Iraq is occupied by chemical weapons, that Hussein has hollowed out the moon to fill it with chemical weapons, and that he can't sit down without being sodomized by a vial.
...also he has dinosaur DNA which he plans to clone.

 

We'ah dedica'ed to brihn'en you yanks the hi'est q'al'y Bri'ish telly shows!
...Then why do you have 25 hours of Changing Rooms on a week?
B'cuse, mate, I li'he me scones and tea thar!
That accent's fake, isn't it?
Yes, but I can also do a really good gay guy. *Ahem* "You look thuper!". See, I'm also one of the Queer Eyes.

 

Nevin!
*true story
I was assaulted and battered in school today! They jumped me, and were trying to pull me into the bathroom! I was bleeding from the head!*
...do you think I'd get shocked if I had sex with the Nintendo 64?

 
*rapes him*

 

*Playing Donkey Kong Country 2* Holy crap! That pixel in the background looks exactly like the face on Mars! Chris Stamper must be the second coming of Jesus Christ!
and he's trying to tell me he's living on Mars via this video game, and that if I examine the clues throughout all of Nintendo's games I'll know who JFK's true assassin was.
My God! Miyamoto's been murdered!
And someone wrote "How's your nuts, barkbreath" in his blood!

 

Nintendo elitists
I beat all 4 Super Marios, all 3 Donkey Kong Countries, and all ten Legend of Zeldas in half a second.
I saw a kid at the Wal-Mart video game section the other day, playing the demo of Pokémon, and he misidentified Laporas as Blastoise. He was worse than Pol Pot.
Tolkien cultists
We find Nevin guilty of 12 counts of heresy against Lord of the Rings canon, 3 counts of treason against Peter Jackson, and two counts of misinterpretation of a book he falsely claims is fiction.
Ah yes, as Arch-Cardinal and Muse of Dance on the council of Tolkien, I hereby sentence him to be burnt alive! Now bring out the anime character bracket! We shall vote to decide who is the coolest.
X-box troglodytes
LOL WTF GABEBOY SIO GAE ITS HOMO JAPS MASTURBATIGN TO GORILAS ADN ITALAN GUYS HOW HOM O IS TAT ITS LIEK FRANCE LOL ITS KIDI AND FAG ROFL L3TS CYBAR
OK LOL IM GIVIGN U ANALINGUS AND U FAR LOL!!!1 HAEL0 R0X0RS UR A$$!!1

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