All comics by daddydoright

 

by daddydoright
5-02-06
Excuse me sir. Would you like to try the Creme de~la tar~tar! I hear from the Chef it's quite delicious tonight!
Well certainly! What wine do you recommend to marry that with?
MARCEAU '76! A simply wonderful Chabli! It perfectly compliments the meal without over powering it!
Splendid! Then make it so!
How'z that Creme de~la tar~tar 'cumming'? My table is patiently waiting it'z debut!
DAMMIT JEFFREY!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??!! DON'T BOTHER ME WHEN I'M MAKING THE SAUCE! Now I have to start over! Ohhh! Yah! Jenny McCarthy bend over! Ohh! Ohhh!! Phew! Sauce is ready!

 

by daddydoright
5-02-06
State Capital Governor's Office
GOVENOR I'll be brief. Me and my contractor associates would like to make a very large campaign contribution to your re-election fund!
Well... thank you very much. I don't know how to show my appreciation but I'm sure you'll think of some way. Haha!
I do. There's a huge highway contract coming up. My associates would like for the state to accept their bid and award them the said contract.
Before I answer that. Let's just have a look how much is in that briefcase you brought!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!
Are 'we' happy GOVENOR?
We are very, very,Very, VERY, VERY! VERY!! HAPPYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For this amount of money you can not only have the contract but I'll throw in my wife and daughter too!! I'll get NEW ones!!

 

by daddydoright
5-06-06
Did you see the RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE?
No! They used to be one of my favorite bands! How were they?
Well let's just say they proved the old Rock N' Roll adage!
What's that?
Old Punk Rockers don't die! They just turn really really Gay!
Yah your right! The smart ones just overdose young and leave a beautiful looking corpse!

 

by daddydoright
5-06-06
I'm just a clown saying things for the amusement of others.
What you talkin' bout Willis?
We each have our part to play in life and mine is to play the part of a clown.
What you talkin' bout Mr. D?
The only thing is when I try to say something out of character no one takes me seriously.
Honest I can act! Just give me a real part!

 

by daddydoright
5-06-06
Hi De Ho there neighbor!
You talkin' to me?
Yes metaphysically speaking I'm not only taking to you but communicating with myself as well!
rrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Shut Up Smart Ass!

 

by daddydoright
5-06-06
Wow! Look at all those trippy clouds! It's like looking at a sky painting!
Hey man! Like... what are you doing down here on my beach?
Your beach?! Like... I was hear first man!
Like... hey man! Get off of my cloud!
Your so stoned you don't even realize your talking to yourself!

 

by daddydoright
5-07-06
Hey batter, batter, batter!
Swing!
HOMERUN!!!

 

by daddydoright
5-07-06
R.I.P. ALL SOLDIERS
I STAND HERE PROUD, INFRONT OF OUR FLAG FOR SOMETHING YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND!
WHO DIED IN WAR
I GIVE MY LIFE WILLINGLY FOR OUR COUNTRY TO DEFEND!
HATE THE WAR LOVE THE SOLDIER!
I AM A SOLDIER AND I DO NOT WISH TO DIE! BUT IF I DO! I DO NOT WISH FOR YOU TO CRY! I BELEIVED IN WHAT I DID! FOR REASONS YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY!
I understand.

 

by daddydoright
5-07-06
BIG RED KANGAROO!
HE'S GOT A MACHINE GUN AND HE'S COMING AFTER YOU!!
HOP! HOP! HOP! SHOOT! SHOOT! SHOOT!

 

by daddydoright
5-07-06
Welcome to my trailer! I'll give you the whole tour from here!
Here's the kitchen/bedroom/dining room/living room/den!
The bathroom toilet been backed up for a couple months now. So I just use the gas station down the block!
It'z just dreamey!

 

by daddydoright
5-07-06
So let me get this straight! You say I'm dead now?
Yep! Your dead!
How can I be dead if I'm talking to you?
Fine! Don't talk to me then!
???
Your still dead dummy!

 

by daddydoright
5-07-06
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
eek.
WOULDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
eekk.
LIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!! TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!! YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
Eeeek eek eeekkk ek ekk eekk

 

by daddydoright
5-07-06
TWO STEPS FORWARD!
AND I SHALL LAY DOWN WITH 'FURIOUS ANGER'...
...FOR I KNOW THAT MY REVENGE IS THAT OF THE LORDS!
OR TWO STEPS BACK?
GOING...
...SOMEWHERES? HAH, HAH, HAH!
NO MATTER WHICH WAY YOU GO THERE'S NO COMING BACK!
WE HAVE BEEN...
...WAITING FOR YOU!

 

by daddydoright
5-07-06
Once you make a friend of death
Here's to you!
TO US! Cheers!
he is no longer your enemy
How's your steak?
Yummm..! Delicious!
he is your friend
How's that for a view?
It's to die for!

 

by daddydoright
5-07-06
sometimes the things we do
Can We Fix It?
I'm not gonna watch!
don't make much sense to me or you
Yes We Can!
Is he done?
after we're done we ask ourselves why? These stupid things we did try!
Ouch!
I can't look!

 

by daddydoright
5-07-06
Yo! Ho!
Yes Sir! May I help you?
Blow The Man Down!
Yes Sir! Step this way please!
later on in in cabin
Ohhhhh.......You Shivered Me Timbers!
Glad I could to 'serve' you sir. If there's anything else we can do for you on your CARNIVAL CRUISE just feel free to ask!

 

by daddydoright
5-08-06
Majician DAVID BLAINE has been trying to break the world record of 7 continuous days underwater in this tank! DAVID can hear us but can't talk so he will nod to our questions! Isn't that right DAVID?
Nods. YES!
DAVID after your other stunts we have no doubt you can do this one! But...we were really wondering was after the irreversible 'shrinkage' you will suffer on your privates will you ever get laid again?
Shakes his head side to side. NO! NO! NO! NO!
Sorry DAVID didn't mean to talk you out of doing the stunt you were doing so good!
Talked me out? Naaahhh! You talked some sense into me! What's the sense of being world famous if you can't get any pussy?

 

by daddydoright
5-08-06
audience "HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!"
Hey Woman! What you doin'?! Buyin' tha whole Motha-fuckin' store?! Take some of this shit and put it back! I ain't fuckin' rich!
Ok. Big Daddy.
audience "HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!"
Dammit Boy! You done got anotha white girl from school pregnant! I told you fuck white hoes from other schools and give 'em a wrong names dummy! What tha fuck wrong with you!
Oh yah. Sorry Big Daddy.
audience "HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!"
I don't fuckin' beleive it! Your teacher just said that you just flunked math again!! That's tha 3rd fuckin' time! Is you stupid or what?!
No. I just don't like Math. Sorry Uncle Bernie. Uh,uh,uh...I mean.. Big Daddy.

 

Watchin' from high above Earth
You know what I don't get? If GAYS don't like women. Why does one of them usually always act real feminine?
Yah! And if LESBIANS don't like men. Why does one of them usually always act real masculine?
by daddydoright, 5-10-06

 

by daddydoright
5-10-06
ROCKY!!?? IS THAT YOU??!! IT IS...YOU!! WOW!! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN OVER 20 YEARS!! NOT SINCE WE DATED AS KIDS!
And...you are?
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME??!! WE WERE EACHOTHER'S FIRST LOVES!!
Oh... it'z you.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE ALWAYS STILL BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU!! I'VE HAD TONS OF OTHER RELATIONSHIPS! SEARCHING....BUT NONE COULD MATCH WHAT WE HAD!! I STILL THINK OF YOU!! Well......What about you?
You were a loser. I moved on. I suggest you do the same. GOODBYE.

 

by daddydoright
5-10-06
I think it's kinda neat that your so shy you wanna meet for the first time with the lights off!
All these months talking to you on that website MY SPACE.com! I really feel like I already know you! Now where are you?? Ah...there you are!
I know you said online, "That your only as old as you feel". But.....I'd say you FEEL LIKE A 56 YEAR OLD MAN!! Not a 19 year old bi-curious FEMALE college coed like me!!
DOES IT REALLY......MATTER? Sugar.

 

by daddydoright
5-10-06
Cop on trial for the things they said, he might have did or did not do! Only one things for sure a man lay in the street his face and body all black and blue!
It's amazing how many people saw what happened that night! But when called to testify suddenly their memories aren't working right!
The call goes out on the street for justice to the man who was done wrong! But when everyone is afraid to speak how can truth come along?
What are you some kind of trouble maker?!! How do you spell your last name??!

 

by daddydoright
5-10-06
Ma! I don't wanna go to church today!
And why the hell not??
Cuz! I wanna play with all my friends!
Don't your friends parents go to church??
No! Their parents say all the church wants is their money!
So!! Everybody knows that!! Tell all those cheap heathen's parents at least were not going to Hell!

 

by daddydoright
5-10-06
Waiter! I'll have the chicken.
BIRD FLU!!!!!!!!!!! BIRD FLU!!!!!!!!!!!
Waiter! Change that! On second thought. I'll have the steak.
MAD COW!!!!!!!!! MAD COW!!!!!!!!!
Can't eat chicken! Can't eat steak! What the hell is left?!!
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HAVING A SALAD!!!

 

by daddydoright
5-10-06
YOUR SO FUCKING STUPID AND UGLY! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I PUT UP WITH YOUR LAZY ASS!!
I love you honey!
shrink's office
And that's what my girlfriend says to me.
Sounds like a classic Type A manipulative/controlling, domineering/authoritive matriarchal stereotype! Tell me what was your mother like when you were growing up?
YOUR UGLY, STUPID AND LAZY! NOBODY WILL EVER WANT YOU!
I love you Mom.

 

by daddydoright
5-10-06
early in the morning
Maaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhmmmmm!!!!COME ON!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!!!! HURRY UP!! HURRY UP!!
Your shure in a hurry to get to DAYCARE! WOW! YOUR ACTUALLY... SHAKING!
that night after Daycare
RAAAAHHHHHHHH!! SLAM!! BANG!! BAMMM!!
What's gotten into you?? Why are you always so hyper after you come home from Daycare??
Next day at the Daycare
Your my son's teacher. I don't get it he always so good at Daycare! At night he's such a holy terror! He loves coming here so much that he shakes in morning till he gets here! HOW DO YOU DO IT??
Simple. As soon as the kids get here I have them eat their own weight in sugar! And every hour on the hour I give them sugar breaks. Speaking of which...look at the time! KIDS!!! SKITTLES BREAK!!

 

by daddydoright
5-10-06
I used to have such dreams when I was young. And all I did was grow fat, old and lazy.
Haha! What kind of dreams?
I used to dream of writing 'THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL!' Or...becoming a renowed ARTIST, maybe even a famous SINGER!
WHOA!!! Let me guess! You used to do alot of drugs! Right?
Huhhh....??? What does that have to do with anything?!
HEYYYY!!!!! EVERYBODY!!!! GET THIS!!!!! HE JUST ASKED ME, "WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH IT??" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

 

by daddydoright
5-10-06
Anywhere U.S.A.
DEAR SENOR EL~PRESIDENTAY BUSH....
I is writing chu to ask for my GREEN CARD!
I luvs UNITED STATES! AMERICANOS EL NUMERO UNO!! USA MUEY BUENO!!! I send chu grande Flautas is soooo...muey bueno!
I vote chu when I GREEN CARD get!! PRAY YOU TO JESUS & MARIA I DO EVERYDAYS!!
Inside the Whitehouse
LIZ!! That letter really touched my heart! And them there 'FLAUTAS' were the best I had since I was GOVENOR of TEXAS! Call IMMIGRATION have them find GREEN CARDS for MISS GONZALEZ and family pronto!
YES! SIR!! MISTER PRESIDENT!!!

 

by daddydoright
5-11-06
little Tommy Gardipee loved the fat girls they always caught his eye!
Uhmmmm! Uhmmmm! Can I get some fries with that shake?
Your cute!
Everyone always said if one ever rolled over on him in bed that he would surely die!
I'll be gentle. Heehee!
I won't! I'm gonna tear that up! HawHaw! Now where did I put them ropes?
One day a stranger happened upon Tommy and his fatgirl standing by the bar!
Whoah! Watch where your swinging that fucking thing! You almost spilled my beer! You should put a WIDE LOAD sign on the back of them jeans! Haha!
Ohhhh Tommy!

 

by daddydoright
5-11-06
Tommy got red and asked him what exactly did he mean?
Hey asshole! What did you just say to my woman!
I don't think you wanna be talking to me like that shrimp!
Stranger said, "A little runt like you needs a girl who's more lean!"
NO! I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKIN' SAID TO MY WOMAN!! SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!
Your Woman??!! A little guy like you probably couldn't even find the pussy on big pig like that! Hahaha!!!
Tommy whooped that stranger and had a swig of beer!
FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!! TALK INFRONT OF MY WOMAN THAT WAY!! I'LL SHOW YOU SMARTASS!!
Kick his ass Tommy!! Hurt him real good!

 

by daddydoright
5-11-06
Tommy looked at his big fat girl and said let's get out of here!
COME ON WOMAN! WE'RE GOIN' HOME! FIGHTIN' MAKES ME HORNEY!
Right behind you my strong man!
All night Tommy was king of that there mountain and some might think it obscene!
GIT IN THAT THAR BED NOW WOMAN! I WANT YOU BARE ASS NAKED WHEN I TURN AROUND! I'M ABOUT TO DO ME SOME SERIOUS FUCKIN'!!
Right away Tommy!!
But to get Tommy off he needed alot more than some skinny beauty queen!
OHHHHHHHH!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! TOMMY!!!!!!!!! YES! YES!! YESS!!!!!

 

by daddydoright
5-12-06
Hey bartender. I see on the outside of your bar you got a homemade sign of a AMERICAN FLAG with the words, "NEVER FORGET!" painted on it. What exactly are we not suppose to forget?
FUCKING 9-11!
Oh. Fucking 9-11 huh?
DAMM FUCK AN 'A' RIGHT! Alot of good people died in them twin towers!! Some day we'll git those cowardly bastards who did that shit!
Uh huh. Hey! I was wondering. Do you know what year 9-11 happened?
Uh? Uh........??? I don't fucking know?????!!!! What are you some kind of wise guy??!!! Get the fuck out of my bar!!!

 

by daddydoright
5-12-06
Oh! Sorry Grandpa! I didn't know you were using the bathroom.
It'z okay grandson. I'm all done. Here ya go!
Oh.....? I forgot to flush! Mind flushin' for me?
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiahhhhhh!!!! YUK!!!!!
Was is that??!! I mean, I've seen poop before but not like THAT! What are all those hairs and twigs and weird stuff coming out of it?!! What.....In The World do you eat?!!
Oh that. Haha! I swoller my chewing tobbacer! It kills all the worms in me! Haw,haw!!

 

by daddydoright
5-12-06
Hiccup! It'z not eazy bein' a single motha raizin' two boyz! Do you wanna be a Daddy? Hiccup!
No thanks! I got enuff problems of my own!
GO GET ME THE PUKE PAIL!! MOM'S GETTING SICK!! HURRY!!!!!
OK MOM!!!!
Hey Ma! All I could find was a mixing bowl!! Ma?? Mom?!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLFFFFFFF!!!!!!

 

by daddydoright
5-12-06
Blues Club
I got the world'z meannnnnnnnnnnhhnnnnnest!!!! Wooooooohhhhhhhmannnnn!!! And......she don't evvvvverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......!!! Treat me goooooood!!
Said!! I got the world'z meannnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhnnnnnnest!!!Wooooooooohhhhhhhhmmmann!!! And....she don't nevvvvvvvvvvverrrrrrrr!! evvvvvvvvvvveeeeeerrr!! Treat me any goooooooooooooooddddd!!!!!!
You know I'd be a happy man!!!!!!!!! If I could just find me a good woooooohhhhman!!!!! One that treats meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! The wayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!She shouullllllddddddddd!!!!!

 

by daddydoright
5-17-06
President BUSH addressed the nation yesterday about illegal immigrants...
...The President also suggested government issued ID cards that use bio-technology for a genetic fingerprinting to counter fraudulent ID's and positively identitfy people.
Mister President the preliminary polls are in and the American people Love the idea of national identity cards! When do you plan on mandating all citizens must have the identity cards?
Let me think....hmmmmmm??? I got the perrrrrfect date!!
June 6th of '06! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
666!!! Excellent timing sir! The Mark of the Beast will start on The Mark of The Beast's Day! You are definetly a genius! Hahahahahaah!

 

by daddydoright
5-17-06
..I hope you got that package I sent you! I wrapped it real good. I don't ever trust 'THEM' people at the Post Office! CLICK! What was that?
Yo Grandma! Yah thanks alot! That was definetly 'THE BOMB' alright! CLICK!! CLICK!! What was that??
N.S.A. (National Security Agency Headquarters)
BOMB!!! BOMB!!! BOMB!!! ALERT!! ALERT!! 123 Jackson Street, Anywhere, U.S.A.
Looks like our phone taps netted some more suspected terrorists! Better bring 'em in for questioning!!
Grandson what did you do that they locked us up??
Me???!! I thought it must'a been your fuckin' cookies!! They were so 'goood' that I thought they had weed or hash or somethin' in 'em!!

 

by daddydoright
5-17-06
President Bush told the American people today that he will use 6,000 National Guard Troops to help patrol the U.S. / Mexican border.
These National Guard Troops will 'only' assist the existing border patrol police! We are NOT militarizing the U.S. / Mexican border!
Hey there soldier boy! Remember what The President said, "You have no power here! You answwer to me!"
Yes! Sir!
OHHH!!! LOOOOK!!!!! EL-PRESIDENT-TAY BUSH he give us sold-jar crossing guards to cum to Jew-Nited States! He sooo nice!!
Welcome to America sin-your-eat-ah! Buen-ohs Dee-ahs!!

 

by daddydoright
5-17-06
this comic
Hey baby! Wanna get lucky?
Shure...why not? But you better have a condom! NO GLOVE? NO LOVE!! They sell them in the bathroom vending machine!
is dedicated to Crabby
A fuckin' DOLLAR??!!! Shiiiitt!! They 'used' to be only 50 cents!! Fuckkkkk! I only got 63 cents!!!
who said, "daddyshouldhavewornarubber"
Hey 'lover' can I borrow me 50 cents??
FUCKIN' LOSER!! AIN'T NOBODY WANT NO BROKE ASS MAN!!

 

by daddydoright
5-17-06
Doctor!! The patient is cold blue!! Blue...as in cold! Cold as your uncaring heart.
Happy?? I've revived the patient! To bad you can't 'revive' some people's feelings!!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP!!!
But....?? I 'ALWAYS' LOVED YOU!!! I NEVER FOR A MINUTE STOP CARING!!! Oh doctor the patient has gone Code Blue again!!
Who cares about him??? OUR RELATIONSHIP IS SAVED!!!

 

by daddydoright
5-17-06
DEFINETLY IMPORTS!!!
NO WAY!! DOMESTIC OR NOTHING!!!
What are you two whipper-snappers fussin' about??
Me and my friend here we're arguing about what's the best kind of beer in the world!
Yah that's right! You look like you been drinking along time? Can you tell us, "What's the Best Beer in the World?"
Shure.............!!!!!!That'z way to eazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'Z FREE BEER!

 

by daddydoright
5-18-06
Knock At The Door!
I can't beleive my Dad kicked me out just cause he found my weed! The only place I could afford to live was this shitty boarding house room!
He let's him in
Hey Dude! Your new here huh? Got any beer or cigarettes??
Yah I just moved in. No, I don't have any beer or cigarettes.
Do you have any money I can borrow? I'll pay you back when I get my Social Security check! I get a check on account they think I'm nutz! Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw!
What did I get myself into? There's no place like home!!!! There's no place like home!!!! There's no place like home!!!!!!!!!!! Shit I'm still here!

 

by daddydoright
5-18-06
God this place sucks!! There's six rooms on this one floor and only one bathroom! Man I gotta shit! Maybe if I quietly sneak down the hall no weirdos will hear me and come out of their rooms!
Don't count on it! These walls are so old and thin you could hear a mouse fart!
CREAKKK! ROOM DOOR OPENS!!
Hey pal!! Going somewheres?? Can I get a ride to a friends?? YOU DON'T MIND DO YOU??!! He just lives on the otherside of town!! Huh? HUH??!!
Uh....? I'm staying in for the night. I'm....just going to use the bathroom.
Oh...I'm sorry! I didn't know anyone was in here!
What are you fuckin' deaf??!! I'll be out in 20 minutes!! AND THAT'S MYYYYYY TOILET PAPER!!! GIT YOUR OWN!! We don't like thieves around here!!

 

by daddydoright
5-18-06
Geeze I can't beleive that old man took 20 minutes in here!! It smells like a yak died in here! And he took the fucking soap & toilet paper too! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME!!
BAMM!! BAMM!!!!!!!!! I CAN HEAR YOU!!! KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE!! I'M TRYING TO WATCH TV!!!
TV? He's gotta TV? My room doesn't have a TV! All I got in my room is a filthy single creaky ass single bed and a 50 million year old peeling dresser!!
BAMMM!!! BAMMMM!!! HEY YOU DONE IN THERE??!! I GOTTA PISS LIKE A FUCKIN' RACE HORSE!! THEM THREE 40 OUNCE MALT LIQUOR BEERS WENT RIGHT THRU ME!!
FUCK IT. I'LL JUST WALK TO THE GAS STATION ON THE CORNER! AT LEAST THEY GOT TOILET PAPER AND SOAP IN THEIR BATHROOM!
HEY??!! LEAVING??!! CAN I CATCH A RIDE WITH YOU??!! i'M JUST GOING ON THE OTHERSIDE OF TOWN!!

 

by daddydoright
5-18-06
I FOUND THE WEED YOU HAD HIDDEN!! THERE MUST'A BEEN TWO POUNDS!! GO LIVE WITH ONE OF YOUR DRUGGY FRIENDS!! I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE RIGHT NOWWWWW!!!!
Okay! Okay!! Please don't call the cops Dad!!!
Dad goes in son's room
Hi......! Do I.......have to go too??
Hmmmmm....?? No! You can stayyyyy!!! Let's get better aquainted!!!! Shall we?
DAD!!! I CAN'T BELEIVE YOU FUCKED MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVED HER!!
She's a whore! Besides..... I disowned you! Your not allowed here anymore! But she is!!

 

by daddydoright
5-18-06
AS A KID
YOU DID WHATTTT????!!!! WHERE'SSSSSS THE BELT??!!!
NOOOooooooohhhhh!!! Please, please, please, pleasssssse!! Not 'The Belt'!!
AS A KID
MOMmmmm!! Some big kids from down the block beat me up!! Sob! Sob!!
GO BACK THERE RIGHT NOW AND FIGHT!!! AND DON'T YOU COME BACK HERE TILL YOU WIN!!! DO YOU HEAR ME???!!!!
AS AN ADULT
What's Wrong with You???!! Why aren't you ever affectionate???!!
Just give me my space and we'll get along fine!

 

by daddydoright
5-18-06
ART SHOW
HERE IS MY ART!! I POURED MY SOUL INTO IT!! I LAID FORTH MY MOST INNERMOST EMOTIONS FOR THE WORLD TO SEE!!!
whispher! whispher! whispher!
LOOKING AT HIS ART
DO YOU THINK IT'LL BE WORTH ANYTHING??!!
PROBABLY NOT!! But....BUY IT ANYWAY!! It'll go with your sofa! And besides he wants close to nothing for it!
HE PISSES ON THE ART
I HEARD WHAT YOU 'LADIES' SAID!!!! SINCE YOUR BUYING 'IT'! LET ME SIGN 'IT' FOR YOU!!!

 

by daddydoright
5-19-06
I'm finally back. I can't beleive that biker dude from down the hall had me drive him all over town and didn't offer me any gas money! Well at least I bought some chips to eat here in my room! Yummy!
You gonna eat all that??!!
AHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! THAT'S GOT TO BE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST COCKROACH!!!
Hey dude!! I came in your room cause I heard you scream! Anyone ever tell you that you scream like a woman??!!
WHEW!!! THERE WAS JUST A HUGE ROACH IN HERE!! HE TRIED TO EAT MY POTATOE CHIPS!!!
CHIPS???!! CAN..I HAVE SOME??!!

 

by daddydoright
5-20-06
Man....it shure does get boring just sitting around in this little room! I gotta get outta here for awhile! The damm walls are starting to close in! It's like their watching me!
Awwwwwwwwwwwww.....he's leaving!!!! Now I'm gonna get bored with no one to watch!!
Hi! I'm new here! It shure gets boring just sitting in my room! What do you guys all do around here?
We hang out in the tavern downstairs! The room's mostly just for sleeping! Come on down and buy me a pitcher and I'll show you around!
Wow! This is kind of neat! Who would of thought of putting sleeping rooms for rent above a bar??!!
Your kiddin' me right? Ain't you ever been anywhere kid? You Amish or something?

 

by daddydoright
5-20-06
Hey kid! You look like your getting pretty snookered! Maybe you should eat something?
Hiccup! Yah...but I just moved into the rooming house upstairs and I don't know the area to well. I don't think I should be driving drunk. But...where's a good place to get food? Hiccup!
You don't have to go nowheres to get food! 'We' all eat right here!
In the... hiccup! Bar??! This place is to small to have a restaurant! Do they got a shortorder kitchen in the back or something?
NOoooo!! LOOK! They got SLIM JIMS, Beef Jerkeys, popcorn, peanuts, picked eggs, you name it! Unless your a big spender! Then they got a pizza oven to cook up a frozen pizza for yah!
MMmmmm!! Pizz-zzah! Order us up one of those bad boys! I'll pay! I'm starvin'! Wow! This place is great! They even got food!!

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