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by IB_XC
10-06-03
Rose shows off her new overalls...
These new overalls make me feel so...so...uh...
...horny?
Hahaha, if you're horny and you know it clap your hands!
...no...not really.
Oh, okay.

 

by IB_XC
10-06-03
And I expect ALL my students to be good citizens...
What about Madhu?
I guess they'll have to send him back to India.
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!

 

by IB_XC
10-06-03
More senseless math work...
If you try to do a log of a negative, your calculator will squeal at you and say Ma error.
Squeal, eeeeee!!
Heh heh.
Actually, it says Eeeeee, Ma error.

 

by IB_XC
10-06-03
Problems with money are tough, so money is going to cause us the most trouble.
Mo money, mo problems.
...
Look, our book is by Ibin Press. Ibin, LOL

 

by IB_XC
10-06-03
Mr. Hillgrove finishes his phone conversation...
Yes, yes he is...yes...thank you. Matt, I have good news.
Whew. I thought that was about the cheating.
I just saved a bunch of money...no, don't ride the bus, a parent of the feminine gender will be picking you up today.
...I'm dead. My mom works from two until nine...if she picks me up, I know I'm dead.
Maybe you did something good and she's taking you out for ice cream!
Oh you'll scream alright...

 

by IB_XC
10-06-03
Another phone conversation...and no, I'm not in anything besides my boxers.
Hey Alex, do you have the history homework?
Yeah, I can get it to you in school tomorrow.
Okay, thanks.
So uh...how exactly did you get my number?
You have a short memory. I'm your partner on that science project, remember?
Oooh yeah...I have a terrible memory. I kind of thought you were stalking me or something.

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Alex reads Bryson's comics...
"My mom has crabs" hahaha that's good.
Your mom has crabs?!
Aaron isn't the smartest charcter.
No no, the little girl in my comic's mom does.
k
...hey Sagar, is this character fitting for Aaron?
Oh yeah.

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Buy some of my bootleg Bibles!
I'm Jewish.
Buy some of my bootleg Bibles!
Whatever happened to seperation of church and state, I HATE AMERICA!
I've been compromised! ABORT MISSION!
LMAO

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Zaid inquires something of Sagar...
How does the bullfight song go?
Uh...
Hwi has an idea!
Da da da da da daaa da!
Hwi, that's Take Me Out to the Ballgame!
Take me out to the bullfight...
LOL

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
In English class, Rashomon plays...
"Take me..."
"I belong to you."
Kind of like "All your me are belong to you!"
ROFL

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
I'm so bored! I guess I'll just play around with this web site a bit.
I'm "axeskinner." That's pretty cool, I guess.
Sagar is "beavergrinder" hehehehe lucky bastard.
Bryson is "coonfingers." Wow.
Brad is "sharkstaff" which is funny because he is the staff for this site.
Ryan is "dragontrainer" which is pretty cool too.
Meg is... "skullrunner," wtf? LOLZALOT

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Can I put my timeline in your drop box?
What, can I put my timeline in your drop box?
"Can I put my timeline in your drop box?" That sounds pretty nasty if you think about it.
ROOFLES
AHHHH no, leave me alone!
LMAO

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Well, here I am. I've got some downtime before the hot Madonna concert tonight.
Dick, who's that asshole running around with a hammer and nails?
I should find a place to nail up these "Madhu in 2004" posters.
He appears to be a minority, Mr. President.
VOTE MADHU IN 2002!! ACTUALLY I MEAN 2004!!
Give him a job, Dick. That should get those damn liberals off my back about unfair hiring procceses.

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
In the White House...(it's white, get it?)
Congratulations boy, you're my new Director of Homeland Security.
Uhhhhh okay.
Talk to Dick Cheney if you have any questions.
Dick? What's that?
You must be Madhu. Hello, I'm Dick Cheney.
Hmm...he's talking about this "dick" too. I wonder what it all means...

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
You'll make a fine Director of Homeland Security, Madhu.
Okay.
Now we just got two birds with one stone, w00t!
This "dick" puzzle is really perplexing me.
That night on the news...
Me and the boys down at the 'House have positively confirmed that Tom Ridge is responsible for the CIA leak - effective immediately Madhu Ravi will replace him.

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Madhu relaxes around the White House
What's this? A letter from someone named...George Bush. Hmm, never heard of the guy.
"Dear Madhu - You have the easiest job in the U.S. government. All you need to do is sit around and look busy. Your department has no purpose but to make me look important. Just come on TV sometimes
to say that there might be a terrorist attack. Be as vague as possible regarding the circumstances of the attack. Above all, remember that making me look like a good president comes before America."
This is what happens when I, IB_XC, try political commentary.
Yet this letter still gives me no help in finding out what "dick" is...

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
One day, Madhu addresses the nation.
My fellow Americans, bad stuff may or may not be happening kind of soon.
Intelligence reports there is a chance that a terrorist attack could possibly occur some time this month or next month or some other month.
The Department of Homeland Security asks that you prepare for an attack but still live your daily lives without fear...are we off air now? AH I'M GOING TO DIE!!

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Bush confronts Madhu
Madhu, your last speech was a bit too specific. You actually said the attack could occur in, and I quote, "some other month."
I think I'm in trouble...and what does "dick" mean?
Even Madhu is intelligent enough to spot that one.
We would prefer you said something like "An attack may take place some time in the future."
Isn't that horrifyingly vague?
Alright, I think it's time for a tax cut. Only for the rich, of course, hahaha. BUSH IN 2004!!
Dammit, another opponent! Madhu in 2004, woo woo!

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
June 2004
Alright Dick, how am I doing in the polls today?
You've got 20% of the votes compared to the 18% the Democrats have.
Dick, if I'm not mistaken, that leaves another 50% unaccounted for, am I right?
Actually George...
Of course I'm right, I'm the president. Now what happened to those other votes then, Penis?
It's Dick, dammit, George! Anyway, it seems those other votes are for...Madhu!

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
The American people, finally tired of politicians, favor Madhu, a candidate not smart enough to abuse the power, in the 2004 polls.
I don't understand, Wang. How can Madhu be leading me in the polls?
Dick, sir. My name is Dick.
Hey, what if I sold my soul to Satan to win the reelection?
Sir, that's how you won with a minority vote last time. You already sold your soul for that election victory over Gore.
...well shit.

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Madhu encounters someone on a walk through D.C.
Madhu...it is I...you know who I am.
Kobe Bryant? I thought you died!
...no, Madhu. I am Jesus, Son of God and your spiritual advisor, here to help you win the election!
But I'm Hindu!
Credit: The Simpsons
Well so am I but I don't get all huffy about it.

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Madhu, there is only one way you can win the upcoming election.
WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF HAMMERS AND NAILS!!! AHHHH!
...no, Madhu. All there is to it is telling the people exactly what they want to hear.
Dammit! I was wrong!
Hey, watch your fucking language. Now Madhu, you must travel the country on a grand campaign. Know that I am with you always, Madhu.
Alright, I hope you can keep up being nailed to that cross and all.

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Madhu goes campaigning to the IB folk (because it's convenient for me)
Vote for the candidate who cares about our dolphins, vote Madhu in 2004.
Madhu is so dreamy...he's got my vote!
Madhu will crack down on people who can't find CDs they owe to others.
Finally, a candidate that understands my pain and suffering!
HELP, THIS NAIL IS STUCK IN MY HEAD, AHHHH!!
We don't have crazy candidates like this in Korea.

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Campaigning continues...
We need less gun control and more senseless violence in our everyday lives. Strong people should rule everyone else.
Ah, Madhu knows what's good for the country!
Choose Madhu, the candidate who loves the Japanese just as much as the next guy does.
I think that's a good thing...
In fact, Madhu loves all immigrants.
Okay, I will vote for you then.

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Campaigning continues...
Black people are kings among men.
Damn straight, Smackin Hoes hears ya bro.
...I'll speaka Spanish if you vote for me, Mrs. Watson. Really.
¡Bien bien bien bien rapido! ¡Guarden todo!
AHHH THE PAIN, THE AGONY, THE HUMANITY!!!
Historically, DUMBASS presidents tend not to do well.

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Finally Election Day is here...
Vote for me again so we can start more wars and have more senseless tax cuts for the rich!
AHH THE PAIN, VOTE FOR MADHU ANYWAY AHHHH!!!
This is an exciting erection.
I hope that was just an instance of bad Engrish.
Channel 3 News is here live at the White House and we are proud to be the first to announce the election results. Say hello to our 44th president, Madhu Ravi.

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Defeated, Bush & Cheney start moving out of the White House...
I can't believe it. I can't fucking believe it. How did I lose the election to some freak we found on the streets, Cock?
Asshole. My name is Dick. Four damn years and you couldn't figure that out, geez...
Are you suggesting I have sub-normal intelligence?!
Never. How about another tax cut for the rich, sir?
That's an excellent plan, Schlong!
Just think, it's only a regular murder once Madhu takes his job...

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Madhu's Inaugural Address
My fellow Americans, I am honored to be here. It's kind of funny, actually I - -
That's new President Madhu Ravi. And now back to the smash hit show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Hey there, good lookin! I absolutely love this great skirt you've got!
Aye, that's me kilt, an' might I trouble ya ta get yer han' out o there, laddie?

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Now Madhu calls the shots around the White House.
Good morning, Mr. President!
AHHH THE WHITE HOUSE HAS BEEN INFILTRATED AND SECURITY COMPROMISED, I MUST DIE AN HONORABLE DEATH!!
Sir, I'm your vice president, not some common criminal invading the White House.
Oh yeah. It's a common mistake, isn't it? Anyway, I say we should go start a war with Canada like...now.
I'm sure Donald Rumsfeld will agree, though I have no earthly idea why Madhu decided to "stick with the same Cabinet Bush put together."
WAR, WOO HOO!!!

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
A.D. 2014
Daddy, why wasn't President Madhu Ravi buried with all the other presidents?
Probably because he was a dirty whore, sweetums. He slept with the leaders of just about every country you can imagine, from England's Queen to Jacques Chirac.
President Madhu was a real lady of the night, wasn't he daddy?
Ha ha ha...of course he was, honey. Of course he was.

 

by IB_XC
10-07-03
Alex sits innocently making comics...
"MADHUS SAGA IS GAY" by XBOA2000?
Stupid fucking n00b...alright, XBOA2000 can be...this character.
HEY RESPOND TO ME, MADHUS SAGA IS GAY LOLO IM SO FUNNY LAUGH AT ME HURR HURR
I'm going to bite your testicles off.

 

by IB_XC
10-08-03
So Alex, how do you feel now that California has a new Governator?
Ooh, Arnold won?
Yep, isn't that awesome?
THAT'S AWESOME!!!
Arnold Schwarzenegger, a true American hero. May his gubernatorial term never end, and may the Constitution be changed so that he may be our president.

 

by IB_XC
10-08-03
Rose, who likes Taylor, comes to me with a problem...
Alex, Taylor asked Yulia to homecoming and I think she should go with him. What do you think?
Yulia, do you want to go with him?
I don't know...
Well I guess you should, yeah, I don't know. Is there anyone you specifically want to go with?
...
...

 

by IB_XC
10-08-03
Okay, excuse us for a minute.
Umm...okay.
*whispers*
*whispers*
Rose returns, but without Yulia.
Alex, would you go to homecoming with Yulia?
Hmm...are you saying what I think you're saying?

 

by IB_XC
10-08-03
At a loss for words, I make a little joke.
Well why don't you just go get Taylor and the four of us can discuss it together?
Yeah, that's a good idea.
The girls go off to find him!
Taylor, come here for a minute.
Okay...

 

by IB_XC
10-08-03
The four of us assemble, but we have to wait for Yulia to stop laughing. I guess it is ironic.
...
ROFL
...
...

 

by IB_XC
10-08-03
I try to make sense of the drama...
Okay, so Rose likes Taylor, so Taylor that's why I was asking you if you had a girlfriend and everything.
Yeah, I noticed.
I was still at a loss for words.
And now Taylor has asked Yulia to homecoming, and...uh...
Okay so do you two want to go together?
What will Alex's answer be? Stay tuned, dear readers!

 

by IB_XC
10-08-03
What I thought...
I'm going to homecoming with a really nice hot European girl! Life is great, and I am the luckiest guy in school!!! w00t! :-D
What I said...
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
A happy ending
Okay then.
And I'll think about going with you.

 

by IB_XC
10-08-03
After the table meeting...
So do you really want to go to homecoming or was Rose just trying to get you away from Taylor?
Yes, I wanted to go with you but you never asked me.
Well if I had known you wanted to go with me, I definitely would've asked you.
You just should've asked me.
The way she said it was really sexy. I promise.
Remember...if you want something, just ask for it...
Wow!!!

 

by IB_XC
10-08-03
Math class, I hand Madhu a note...
Psst, Madhu, here.
"Madhu would you go to homecoming with Rose [] yes [] no" Wait, why?
If Taylor doesn't go with her, I want to find someone who will.
Well she better hope he does because I am...shall we say, taken.
By who, Poppin' Fresh?
No, myself!

 

by IB_XC
10-09-03
Cuando él era niño...
¡Estoy tan orgulloso de ti, mi hijo! Eres un pintor muy talentoso.
Gracias, padre. Aprecio su ayuda.
Luego en su vida...
Francisco Goya, quisiera que usted sea mi pintor real.
Será un honor, mi rey Carlos III.
Desafortunadamente él convirtió loco.
¡Dios mio! ¡Es un demonio de mi mente! ¿Por qué tienes que atormentarme?
¿Qué pasó, Señor Goya? Me piensé que tu eres un pintor famoso, pero ahora estás nada más que un demente.

 

by IB_XC
10-09-03
Because I am such a good friend I cannot sit by idly while Madhu has no date for homecoming.
Hi Lauren the crazy freshman. Would you go to homecoming with Madhu?
MADHU?!
Yes. He's a good man, really.
*stare*

 

by IB_XC
10-09-03
Some sophomores were speaking English when Mrs. Watson snapped...
ES-PA-ÑOL! ___ES-PA-ÑOL!
She sounds like she's cheering for a sports team! Where am I, the World Cup or Spanish class?
ROOFLES!
ROOFLES!
Then, tiring of just plan "bien bien rapido," she feels more sports spirit.
RA-PI-DO! ____RA-PI-DO!
Go Team Watson, woo woo.

 

by IB_XC
10-09-03
For Boston for Boston, we sing our proud refrain, for Boston for Boston 'tis wisdom's earthly fame for here are all one and our hearts are true and the towers on
the heights reach the heavens own blue, for Boston for Boston 'til the echoes ring agin! For Boston for Boston thy glory is our own, for Boston for Boston 'tis here that truth
THE CURSE WILL END THIS YEAR
is known and ever with a right shall our heirs be found 'til time shall be no more and thy work is crowned for Boston for Boston thy glory is our own!

 

by IB_XC
10-09-03
Nothing exciting or funny happened today. The only thing even nearly remarkable was when I called Madhu a lady of the night.
...now that I think of it, me and Sagar call him things like that all the time. Maybe we should lighten up on the poor guy.
Yeah. And I think I'll go do my reading logs right now even though they aren't due until next week. Maybe I'll weed the yard while I'm at it. Then I'll perform my own lobotomy.

 

by IB_XC
10-09-03
After school...
Hey Madhu, I'm still trying to find you a date for homecoming but no luck yet.
Ugh...
Now I'm considering asking that freshman girl, the tiny Chinese one.
LOLZERS
I can see them right now, even Madhu picking her up to dance with/kiss her.

 

by IB_XC
10-10-03
A little chat in the morning...
So Ali, do you have a date to homecoming?
No... :)
Alright then, would you go with...
...yes? :)
...Madhu?
AUGH!!! >:O

 

by IB_XC
10-10-03
Imagine the poet is talking in complete monotone. Good.
I hate modern medicine. Modern medicine thinks death is a disease.
In Frankenstein, Dr. Frankenstein just wanted to do good stuff. But he didn't. The monster died of loneliness.
I hate everything, especially modern medicine.

 

by IB_XC
10-10-03
Hey Yuliya.
Sorry there aren't many comics, nothing funny has happened lately.
I'm so bored.

 

by IB_XC
10-11-03
A phone conversation in one frame.
So would you rather go with Taylor than me?
Uh yeah.
As if I couldn't get any girl I wanted.
:)
Or I could spend that Saturday night with Madhu.
This is so much more fun than any dance...*sob sob*
IT BURNS, IT BURNS, I'VE BEEN PWNED AHHHHHHH!!

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