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Dexx and Kaddar meet.
We sure make good StripCreator graphics...
...yep...
Dexx and Kaddar are still meeting.
...so does "ThreeReasons" and "When I Grow Up"
Yep.
Dexx and Kaddar have met.
I love you.

 

Son, masturbating makes you go blind.
Dad, I'm over here.
WORST JOKE EVER!

 

A day in the life of the average California voter
I'm a feltcher.

 

[Jumping on the cheap political joke band-wagon]
Mr. Schwarzenegger, what's your first act as governer of California?
I VILL DEFEAT ZE CYBORG ARMY! IT IZ A THREAT TO THE CALIFORNIAN PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!11
Cyborgs
YES!!11 CYBORGS!!! ZHEY ARE GOING TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIHME WEARING SEXY SPANDEX AND WILL HUSE THEIR UNSTOPHABLE CYBORG POWHERS TO DESTROY GRAVEYARDS AND KILL JOHN CONNOR!!!11
Sir?
AND JEWS!!!1 CYBORGS AND JEWS!!1

 

You wanted to see me, governor?
BUSTAMANTE!!!1 YOUH'RE TOO MUCH OF A FLAHBBY PAHNSY TO BE DEPUHTY GOVERNOR!!!!1
...but...but...
GEHT OUT OF MY OFFIHCE!!!1 OR I WILL PUT BULLEHTS IN A GUHN AND KILL YOUH!!11 BECAUSE YOU"RE A CYBORHG FROM MAHS WHO HAS IMPLANTED FALSE MEMORIES IN MY BRAIHN!!!1
COHNGRADULATIONS!!!1 YOUH'RE THE NEW DEPUHTY GOVERNOR!!!1
Jay Leno: Heh..heh..heh. Roy Horn was mauled today by a tiger...heh...heh...because he's a homosexual. Heh...Michale Jackson rapes babies...

 

Uh, sir, we have to talk about the fiscal recession.
FISCAL RECESSION!!!!!1 I KNOW HHOW TO DEAHL WIHTH THAHT!!!1 I GRAHSP TWO AK-47S IN MY HAHNDS AND DRIHVE MY HUHMMER INTO IT'S BUNKER!!!!1 THEHN I WILL PUHMP IT FUHLL OF BLHOOD!!1
THEN I WILL BIHTE A GERNADE AND SHOUT "I'LL SEHND YOU BACK TO HELL WHERE YOU BEHLONG!!!!!1" BUT FISCAL RECESSION'S SKIN WILL BLOW AWAY REVEALING IT'S TRUE NAHTURE AS A POLYMORPHING FUHTURE ROBOT!!!1
I think if I walk away now, he won't notice me.
THEHN I WILL SHOOT A WELL-AIMED BULLET INTO A PIHLE OF LIQUID NITROGYN AFTER SAYING "ASTA LA VISTA BABY"!!!!11 NOW GET THE HELL OUHT OF MY OFFICE YOU NAZI NINJA ZOMBIE ROBOHT FROM HELL!!!1

 

Errata: In the last comic, I said "blood". I meant "led". In the comic before that, I misspelled "Michael". And I accidentally named two comics the same name ...I suck...
HA HA HA!!!!1 THIHS MOVIE IS BRILLIAHNT!!!1 I NEED TO BUY MY SON A DOHLL OR HE WOHN'T LOVE ME!!!1 I'M GLAD I BOUGHT THE SPECIAL EDITION!!!1
Sir, the governor of Nevada is...
NEVADAH!!!1 HE HAS COME TO USURP MY REGAL THRONE!!!1 I DEMAND YOU ASSEMBLE ZE ARMY AND INVADE NEVADA!!1 NAPALM LOS VEGAS AND HAVE NAVY SEALS STORM RENO!!!1 BUST INTO THE GOVERNOR'S OFFICE AND KILL HIM
Uhhh...it's done
GOOD!!1 NOW BRING ME YOHR WIFE!!!1 I VANT TO HAEVE SEX WIHTH HEHR!!!1 IT'S CALLED JUS PRIMAE NOCTIS!!!1 NOW BRING HER TO ME!!!1 I WIHLL PLEASE HER!!!1

 

I AHM GOINGK TO TOUCH YOU IN WAYS THAT ARE SO ORGASMIC YOU'LL CRY FOR ME TO STOP BECAUSE OF THE HORRIBLE PAIN YOU'LL GET FROM MY BULGING MUHSCLES!!!11
Shit...
JOHNSOHN!!!1 THEH'YRE YOU AHRE!!!1 HOW IZ THE INVASION OF NEVADAH KOMINK?
Oh, that. I lied about invading Nevada in hopes that your short attention span would eliminate further interrogation about it.
WHAT???// YOU BETRAYED MHE??// WHY YOU MUST NOT BE JOHNSOHN AHT ALL BUT A PREDATOR THAT'S STOLEN HIS IDENTITY!!!1 I'LL MURDER YOU!!!1

 

Mr. Governor...how do you...
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WHAS GOHVERNOR!!!1?// YOU MUHST BE A CLONE WHO CAME TO STEAL MY IDENTIHTY!!!1
Ignore the fact that Governor Schwarzenegger has completely changed appearence because I wanted a character with a knife
Jesus Christ, I'm out of here.
TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!!!1
.........he'll be back.

 

NOHW THAT I HHAVE DEFEAHTED THE EVIL CLOHNE, I HAVE COME BACK FOR YOU, PREDATOR!!!1
For the love of God!
I WHILL KEEL YOU IHN THE OHNLY WAY YOU CAHN, BY BLOHWING UP A TRUHCK FULL OF GAAS!!1
Hello...Terminator? You can't even keep your movies straight.
WELL...I WILL SUMMON THE POWER OF CROM BECAUSE I AM CONAN!
Even Reagan wasn't this bad...

 
LAUGH GODDAMN IT!!!

 

[WARNING: THIS COMIC ISN'T GOOD. DON'T READ IT]
Oh yes! Fellate me, LadyJ!
*oral sex*
Oh yes! In the ass!
This is a capital orgy
Time to recieve cunnalingus.
If you insist.

 
*clicks button*
*BANNED*

 
I keep cranking out these profound oral sex jokes
*suck suck*

 

See, the thing about the reactionaries is that they're like with the bourgeois patriarch and the opression of the prolateriat and they talk like this; "Bwak bwak bwak"
Now the thing about the progressives is, when they undermined the anglophone paradigm, they made this face! *makes a face* And old pig Johnson, we used to throw Molotov cocktails at him...
You're going down, pinko.
Bill Cosby, political prisoner
Now the great thing about the Jell-o pudding is that it makes a great pipebomb.

 

Lynn Lough, the social retard gets invited to a potluck
Welcome to the potluck. What'd you bring?
Some beer, a bag of apples, and a container of Oreos.
You're uninvited.

 

The feltchers on the IMDB message board.
Pulp Fiction was subpar.
Indeed, it was overrated. I prefer movies like the flash-animated lego Star Wars movie.
Godfather? Complete worthlessness.
Can't stand up to modern works of art like American Pie 3 and La Blue GIrl
To Kill a Mockingbird? Whoever made that was a hack. I like the book better, and the book was vomit.
To Kill a Mockingbird's racist because it has a black person in it. And Citizen Kane was extremely over-rated. I totally saw the sled thing coming.

 

DNR Cunt comments on Nevin's letter
It's no longer 1848, Mr. Zehr. The Mexican-American war is over. So stop whining. Retrospective politics are hardly constructive
But people constantly whine about Hitler!
But I agree with the political affiliation of the people who engage in that kind of retrospective politics, so it's OK.
That's retarded.
You're obviously an anti-Semite. You've offended great lord Israel, you Saddam-Hussein fucking communist who's also apparently a Nazi.

 

More IMDB feltchers
OMG!!!1 ORLANDO BLOOM SI SO CUTE HES MY BOYFIEND!!11
I'm not going to see that movie, because it stars [insert Hollywood actor], and according to the dozens of sleazy paparazzi websites I frequent, he/she didn't support our glorious troops.
HE SO HOT SA TAHT ELF I PAUSE LOTR AND FATNASIZE ABOT HIM OMG!!!!1
And of course he/she is obviously a faggot feminazi Environmentalist, I'm boycotting all of his/her productions because he/she isn't entitled to his/her own opinions.
IM ONLI FIVE!!!!1
I'm sick of Hollywood and it's part in the Jewish liberal media to ruin our country with The Daily Show and Woody Allen movies

 

 

What do you think of those Cubs and Red Sox? I think the Cubs could go all the way this year. The Red Sox on the other hand have lost three games in a row. And you can never rule out the Yankees.

 

I just bought Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter's new books!

 

Hey, I'm one of the writers for King of Queens...I'm just letting people know so they can ask for my autograph...please?
Note: In his death, the writer for King of Queens' pants changed color. It has to do with Satanism.

 

Red and Blue have a poignant debate about abortion. (Note: this is poetic license. Nothing this relevant, intellectually stimulating, or important is ever debated on Toonzone)
Fetuses are living human beings! No one has the right to take the life of another human being!
A zygote is less advanced than a cockroach, and people kill millions of those all the time!
Enter Anime Guy and Nightfall, pseudo-literate lamers who hijack threads for use as forums for their own fluffy and uninteresting private conversations.
And furthermore...wait what the hell?
Anime Guy: OMG!!!!1 AN INTERESTING AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATION!!!1 MUST KILL!!11 WE SHALL ASSIMILATE THE TOPIC!!!1
OMG!!1 IM GLAD THEIR DED WE CAN FINALLY TALK IN PECE HOW RUD OF THEM TO KEEP INTERRUPTING!!1
YSE!!1 LONG LIVE BAD GRAMMER, UGLY FONTS, GRAINY AVATARS, AND INCOHERENT PRATTLEM ABOT INUYASHA!!!!!1

 

Landstander tries to deal with Anime Guy and Nightfall.
Hey you! Stop posting off-topic!
OMG OGM ADN THAN HE....Excuse me.
Excuse me, I'm having a conversation here!
This is the C&C Abortion thread. You have to talk about the ripping of zygotes out of one's uterus in gratuitous bloody detail or you're banned.
so yeah, abortion is cool....OMG SO DEN INUYAUSHA USED HIS IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER TO STEAL SOME IRON REAVER SOULS!!!!1
OMG OMG LETS TALK IN SMALL FONT 2 B KEWL:!!112@//?one

 

Nightfall: OMG OMG!!11 500 REFARNCES TO A FANTASY GAME NO ONE"S HERD UF NI 1 TOPIK THAT HAES NOTING 2 DU WITH TI IN TEH FIST PLAC!!!1
Matthew Williams: Nightfall! You and AnimeGuy have defied the strict procrustian bushido of the Toonzone forums once and for all! We must battle with ki blasts and kung-fu!
SEPTUPLE-POST-WITH-ILLEGIBLE-FONT-MA-KA!
SUPER-OMEGA-TOPIC-LA-KA-HA!
OPEN-END
Ha ha! I have defeated the administrator in Ultra-Ti Chi! And I have advanced to the next level of power! Now I shall glow miraculously with an aura of yellow energy for twelve episodes [NOT SHOWN]

 

Instead of the conclusion to the story-arc I developed, here's something completely different
HEY HAVE YOU SEEN THE CONCLUSION TO BIG O!!!1 I HAVE VIA CHINESE BOOTLEG AND I INTEND TO PRATTLE ON ABOUT IT!!!1
OMG BIG O ENDS WITH DOROTHY BEING REVEALED AS ROGER'S MOTHER AND HE DIES AND IT TURNS OUT EVERYONE LOST THEIR MEMORY BECAUSE NORMON IS GOD...
AND THAT'S THE SECRET AND IT WILL RUIN THE LAST EPISODES OF YOU KNEW THAT AND THE ENDING IS TERRIBLE AND HORRIBLE AND YOU SHOULD HAVE LOW EXPECTATIONS!1 [spoiler]Roger's last name is "Smith"[/spoiler]
*DIES FROM BEING SPOILED*

 

Brought to you by the "Waste taxpayer money with ubiquitous yet ineffective advertisements council" and by Phillip Morris
Hey, dude, what's up man! How's it hanging, [teenage colloqiualism #4 not found]. Wanna smoke?
No way, man! Tobacco is wacko if you're a teen!
But if you're not a teen, smoking is a delicious, sexually satiating, and nutritious hobby! Particularly unfiltered Phillip Morris cigarettes!
If you smoke Phillip Morris brand cigarettes, you'll be irresistable to the opposite sex! And they cure diabetes! But, not if you're a teen, of course
I'M SURE GLAD I [dont] SMOKE! IT'S MADE MY LIFE MORE FULFILLING! I THINK I WILL [not] SMOKE 12 PACKS A DAY!
Kids, do not steal cigarettes from Mommy's purse. But if you do, do it at night and if asked claim your sister did it.

 

Hey, Nevin! You look different! Did you get another comb stuck in your hair?
Yeah, that and I've worn this set of clothes for so long that my skin cells grew over it.
Wow! Have you had anything to eat besides cornflakes or had some sort of shower in the last year?
Fuck no! And I now stay up until noon!
You are a fucking freak!
No doubt.

 

A message from Phillip Morris
The government is making us produce more honest advertisements, so here goes; FACT: Nicotine is as or more addictive then heroin.
FACT: Cigarettes cause lung cancer. FACT: They also stunt the growth of unborn babies. FACT: We add dozens of noxious substances to enhance the addiction of the product.
*POETIC LICENSE
FACT: Standing in a room with someone who's using our product can be hazardous to your long-term health. FACT: Our product is essentially a tarry fetus-killing rat poison-riddled crack-stick.
FACT: We grind up babies and add the pulp to our tobacco to add to the flavor.*
But you will buy our product anyway.
You will buy it or you will die.

 

The Chinese land on The Moon.
This sucks.

 

A Japanese movie from the 1950s
I will stop the Anglo-Amerikan realpolitik patriarch from engaging in acts of Babylonian rapine and nuclear aggression
You'll never stop my campaign of murder in Asia in order to instate bourgeois autocracies and decadent banana republics!
The American dub
Bang bang you will die, bad man from space!
Waka waka waka! I create gamma ray!
(I actually really like MST3K. I made this when I was militant and punch-drunk)
In other words, MST3K is counter-revolutinary
You betrayed us, Zehr!

 

The Hong Kong-ites (is that a word?) land on The Moon
HYAAAAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Performs complicated wall-run side-kick incapable of displaying on StripCreator)
(Throws dozens of shurikens his way)
GENELATION Y COPS!!!!!1
GENELATION Y COPS!!!!!1

 

The American remake of the Japanese movie from the 1950s
Oh no! *Horribly mispronounced Japanese name) is coming right at us!
Even though I've been driven out of my burning house, been living in the woods for six months, and had to wade in mud over my head, my make-up is like it was at the beginning of the movie.
*EXPENSIVE GRAPHICS*
*ABSENT PLOT*
I saved the day by having sex with you, because as a woman you're an object.
And now every single character can live happily ever after (except for the dozens of extras who where gratuitously disemboweled) and democracy and capitalism are safe from the red menace once again.

 

Keneth Lay and Arnold Schwarzennegar talk business
So, uh...thanks for dropping that embezzlement lawsuit.
AH!!!1 DAN'T MEENTION IHT!!1 GRAHY DAHVIS WAS A PUNY FLABBY DEMOCRAHT HOMO WHO HAHD SEX WITH TREES!!1
By the way, I'm going to knock on the door of every person in Sacramento, steal anyone in the house under the age of ten, pile them in the town square, douse them with gasoline, and set fire.
WHY THE FUHCK SHOULD I CAHRE IT SOUNDS FUN!!1 THE NAZI PARTY ENJOYS INDESCRIMINATE INFANTICIDE!!1
Nazi party?
DIHD I SAY NAHZI??/ I MEANT REPUHBLICAN!!1 I GEHT THE TWO MIXED UP SOHMETIMES!!1

 

Amy the Anarchist and Dan the Democrat
We need to have an armed revolution against the reactionary aggressors that control this state.
No man. That would be against the law.
So? laws are arbitrary dictations created by the corrupt institution known as the federal government, which needs to be dismantled in the first place.
Yeah, well, why don't you vote for the generic democrat. He's slightly less evil than Bush so you have no choice. Other then breaking the law, which is bad.
What if by chance me putting a piece of paper in a box just to have my vote be ignored by the electoral congress who themselves decide who the president is makes a difference and elects Howard Dean?
Then the entire world be miraculously fixed and all problems will go away forever.

 

This is where I had sex with my girlfriend and used a Gameboy to pleasure her
This is where the B button fell off and the mediocre game I was playing started glitching and sparks flew out of the machine so I used the cell phone feature to call for help but all I got was static.
From the makers of dozens of shoddy cellular phones; it's a vapid Gameboy knock-off

 

Ah, now to log onto the OUTERnet [better than the Internet] and make fifty comics on StripCreator because I have nothing else to do.
*ERROR*
Gott im Himmel!
In Brad's impregnable Gothic fortress
Mwa ha ha ha! My hard-drive melting server is a sucess! Now to turn In4mador into a biological weapon

 

I watch Big O for the cinematography, suspense, well-written dialogue, art, drama, character development, and political allegory.
I watch Big O for the cool robot battles...
...and for the scene where Angel gets whipped.

 

Oh my God! It's David Letterman!
Yep.
You used to fucking rock!
Yep.
Could I have your autograph in 1989?
No.

 

The Meleenium/DKvine outcats
Nevin: OMG I THINK IM CLEVAR I MAED 50 COMIKS ABOUT REPUBLICANS AND HOW THEY SUCK AND THEY'RE ALL IN CAPS LOCK!!!1
Goshi: WOW THAT"S A REALLY GOOD COMIC IDEA NEVIN I THINK I"LL STEAL IT!!!!!1
Carter: I MAED 200 KOMICS STARING TEH MONK!!!1
Ryan: I MAED 12 COMISC ADN NOEN OF TEHM MAEK ANY SENSE BUT INSTED FU MAKIENG MORE IL JUST WINE ABOT HOW IM NOET N NEVINS!!!!1
Pat: SANDRA CISNEROS IS A DIRTI CUNT SPICK DYKE WOH RITES ABOT PPL BIEGN RAEPED B CUZ SHE CAEN"T GET LAYED!!11
D1sc0r0xj00rs0x: *Isn't even on this plane of existance*

 

The donors
Kaddar: What do you say when someone tries to steal your cheese?
Dexx: NACHO CHEESE!!!!1 LOLLLOLL
Spankling: What do you say when someone tries to steal your cheese?
Ranger77: NACHO CHEESE!!!!1 LOLLLOLL
Attitudechicka: What do you say when someone tries to steal your cheese?
Kajun: NACHO CHEESE!!!!1 LOLLLOLL

 

The ASMB sociopaths
Doug: AINEME IS GAY AND 4 DOUCHEBAGS!!!1
CapnCrunch: DOUG SI A GAY FAG0RT HU SUX0RS PLEASE BAN ME!!1
Jixby Phillips: Nevin's never read my comics.
Schlong: I added Nevin to my favorites; proof of my mental instability.
Netuohnav: FART FART
I just murdered Kon and CaptainroboT2. Their humor was too clever for StripCreator. You're all next.

 

Brittany Spears: We're lesbian lovers!
Maddonna: We're lesbian lovers!
No you're not.
Yeah, you're right :(

 

Remember in my last comic when I misspelled Madonna?
Yeah?
I did that intentionally as a fashion statement. It's symbolic of Southern Ireland and the tragedy it's faced.
Oh, OK.
That comic was retarded anyway.

 
I just made brown.
Jerry Bruckheimer: Excellent! I'll produce it!

 

We're like the X-men only angsty teenagers who have to deal with teen issues like getting your period, being grounded, and saying no to drugs.
Yeah, totally, it's like whatever which is like generation Y with the video games and cyber punk and oldschool and [teenage colloqiualism #12 not found]
I'm an evil mutant come to destroy you all and like bogus and beef and radical.
I have metal claws which are bling-bling and like totally excellent and awesome, dude. Cartoon Network's the best network ever. If you truely love the X-men, you'll stop watching Nickelodeon.
From the makers of X-Men Evolution, it's Baby X-Men
Gaa gaa! [GO SEE X-MEN 3]
Goo-goo! [BUY THE SCOOBY-DOO BOARD GAME]

 
We're the same person.

 

I'm a dirty unshaven peacenik who instead of being a constructive member of the capitalist society will be a slacker loser and smoke pot because I hate the GOP.
*Smokes pot*
Brought to you by the Council of Narks

 

The 300th comic spectacular celebration at Nevin's house
This party sucks.
I've already had 5 Heinikens...and 4 joints!

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