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by NooniePuuBunny
1-22-04
I've got a piece of scripture I'd like to read from my daily book later at devotional.
I'm running out to the store! Would anyone like anything?
You know...on my first time through, I thought that this was nothing more than a cult...I thought that y'all would be handling snakes or something...
I need some real food! Bring back some vegitables! I'm sick of swiss rolls and cookies!
OOH! Ray! Pick up 5 bags of marshmallows! We can play "chubby bunny" at 5 am while we wait for our prayer vigil time!
*aside* Break out the snakes...I'll get the Yak's blood...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-22-04

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-22-04
!
Bow down and worship me for I am the all powerful Lucifer and will give you anything you've ever dreamed!
freak...
awww....c'mon! Just listen to me and I'll give you a cookie!
I told you so...goober...
oh shut up...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-23-04
Hi there, Viola!
Dear God! Its that weirdo. That girl doesn't love Jesus cause she doesn't do 500 activities for the church...
This is a lovely fellowship that the church is having, wouldn't you say?
...and plus she wears black on Sunday...so she must be a satanist...thats why she runs off to that "retreat" thing and comes back with her evil ideas of "love" and "fun" when dealing with the Lord...
I think that fellowship is the most important part in keeping a church in a close walk with....blah blah blah...
My God! Is that a toothpick wedged between her two front teeth?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-23-04
So then I says to him: "Its because the monkey was stapled to the dead baby."
Munkey....
BAHAHAHAH!
HEHEHEAAAAHAHAHAAA!
I don't get it...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-24-04
In recent moments, a 5 year old was found beaten to death...
...more on that later...but in more important news, one of the contestants on American Idol stuck a french fry up his nose...
!
Fedline News...most reliable source of news in the 21st century...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-24-04
www.stripcreator.com/ comics/ NooniePuuBunny/ 206143
OMG! That is soo right! Mary was a fucking whore!
Uhh...acutally the comic was about how ludicrous society is in the fact that someone can bash Jesus and its okay, but if anyone tries to defend christianity in any shape or form, they get in trouble..
oh...
*awkward silence*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-25-04
I really don't see what you have against Christianity, Misharu...
Its in my job description.
*sigh* What can I do to convince you that your feelings of hatred are really unneccisary...
Negotiations between your people and my people...
Look! I know I'm supposed to protect and defend my client...but legal negotiations?
...and Misharu also wants a cookie...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-25-04
Chain Letter...
tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. something good will happen 2 you at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere msn, outside of school, anywhere.
get ready for the biggest shock of your life. if you break this chain you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next ten years.If u send 15ppl this in 15 min you're safe
*reads* Bah...what crap! *tears up letter*
J000 were warned...
well poo bunnies...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-25-04
Guess my favorite color!
Gray.
Darn...You guessed...
Now its my turn...
Mommy?
c'mon! 3 guesses on MY favorite color!! Hehehehaahahahah!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-25-04
*shakes nervously* Would your favorite color happen to look like blood?
...maybe...
Is it red?
Nope...its blue.
blue...
I said it looked like blood...I didn't say what species...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-26-04
Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me?
Sure! I'll be right over!
...And this is supposed to explain how you saved 15% on your car insurance?
Wait! I'm getting to that! When I went over, she beaned me with a frying pan... The next thing I know I'm stranded in Nicaragua with no pants and an irate gecko shoved up my rear...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-27-04
Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me?
Sure! I'll be right over!
Thanks for coming over to make cookies for my sick aunt!
oops...I thought "making snickerdoodles" meant that you finally realized your passion for me and you would take me down to the floor and we'd make sweet love...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-27-04
When they went across the lake, the diciples forgot to take bread.
Be careful. Be on your guard against the yeast of the Pharisees and the Sadducees.
...
They discussed this among themselves and said,
It is because we didn't bring any bread.
Aware of their discussion, Jesus asked,
SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! Don't you remember how I fed you the last two times?! I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT BREAD! ...
:)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-27-04

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-28-04
Bahahah! You are helpless mortal!
Not really. I'm protected against your evils.
Oh? How about I go inside your head and destroy every little happy thought?
Go for it, punk!
Agh! Crap! Evasive Manuvers.
Oh Mr. Deamon~ Have you met my good friend Jesus?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-28-04
...or not.
Haha! Madeja look!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-29-04

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-29-04
Ohhh! WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE...WHILE THE WORLD IS TURNIN' THE FIRE KEEPS BURNIN'...
I hate Karaoke Night...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-30-04
Jesus did NOT die for my "sins"! There is NO evidence that Jesus Christ exists!
Okay then...who is that standing behind you?
:)
...
Yanni?
¬¬;

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-30-04
OMG! LOLOOL! ANY1 WHO LIEK JESUS IS STOOOPID!11 DUNT VOTE FOR JESUS CUZ HE EATS POOP
Uhm... exactly what do you have against Jesus?
HUR HUR HUR! jESUS IS FOR TREEHUGGERZ!111 OM!g UR STOOOPID...
@#$%@#$%%%#@$####@#$#%%#!!! Moronic freak! Now where did I put my flamethrower....
Noonie...its not good to wish curses upon others, and especially wanting to set them on fire...Remember what we talked about...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-31-04
First, a "need" is fabricated by executives to push a useless product.
I got an idea! "The Gravitron Helper" for the rotor turbines that can't generate gravitrons by themselves!
haha!
Then that product is advertised on TV...
...It's only $19.95! Remember! Them rotor turbines aint gonna generate gravitrons by themselves!
ooh! *picks up phone*
...which then parts fools from their money.
Honey! I got us a great new product! Now our rotor turbines can generate gravitrons!
What the fuck are you talking about?!! We don't have rotor turbines!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-01-04
Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me?
Sure! I'll be right over!
...What is that space suit for? Baking cookies isn't exactly rocket science.
I'm just making sure. Remember the last time we baked? The quiche exploded and I ended up in Guam with a concussion and a coconut up my rear thrusters.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-01-04
Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me?
Sure! I'll be right over!
Well...I didn't have any ginger in my spice rack for the cookie dough...so I improvised...
Wait...Isn't "Ginger" the name of his neighbor's dog...? DEAR GOD! WHY DOES THE DOUGH HAVE A COLLAR STICKING OUT OF IT?!?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-02-04
AAAAND I----IIIII WILL ALLWAAAYS LOOOVE YOUUUUUUU! OOOOH! AND IIII WILL ALLLWAAAAYS LOOOOVE YOUOUOUOUUUU...
Please just kill me now.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-03-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
...Windows ME raped my comp before I even had a chance to do them.
*on phone* Uhm! Tech support! I need you here...NOW!
Good morning, Dan... Win ME will proceed to rape all of your files and self destruct because YOU SUCK! Explosion in 5...4....3...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-03-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
Ehh...actually...you wouldn't believe it.
Nyikki Nyikki Zuu Boing Ze bop weeedooooo! Nyaaaaaa!
DUDE! GIMMIE BACK MY LAPTOP! THAT WORK IS DUE TOMARROW!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-03-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
...somebody set us up the bomb.
All your data are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha!
What you say?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-03-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
...it took me all night to...take out the trash...yeah...
Relinquish your soul to me so that I may rape the minds of the innocent and spill their blood for my Most Vile Master!!
In the name of the Lord, begone from me, foul deamon! *pulls out a sword*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-03-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
None Shall Pass! Perhaps my master shall return and reward me for my faithfulness!
WTF?! Step Aside! I need to get to my computer!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-03-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
...you really won't believe it, but a Tiki shaman dude chucked my laptop into an active volcano.
Momba CHOOOOOMBAH!
NOOOOOO! DONT THROW MY COMPUTER INTO THE VOLCANO!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-04-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
I do. I was under your desk giving you the best you've had, remember?
*awkward silence*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-04-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
...I spent most of the night looking for something...
...we are looking for Blue's Clues...cuz we're really smart!~
Look, Joe! A Clue! A Clue! hehee.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-04-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
...incredibly confused escaped militant kangaroos took me hostage when I walked by the zoo on my way home.
Para la mejor proteccion y mayor comodidad, elija la combinacion de absorbencias adecuda a su flujo!
God help me!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-04-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
...Microsoft Office wasn't cooperating with me.
I see you're writing a report...How about a report on penguins? I like penguins.
Yo! Freak! I told ya to stay offa my turf!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-05-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
...quite frankly, I made wild passionate drunken love to a pink pony.
*whinnies*
Ooh...Hey there, sexy thang. Howz about you an me goes behind the barn over there...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-05-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
Chimpey...were you the one who put the banana in my CD-ROM drive?
Eeep eeep eeep!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-05-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
Put down that work, silly. I've got 5 words for you: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, handcuffs.
...why yes...dessert does sound good now that you mention it...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-06-04
Man...lookit that ass on her. I just gotta take a peek.
What the--
!
!
Talk about false advertisement...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-07-04
Hey, Lady! Can I help you across the street?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-09-04
andy112043: OMG! I am liek...envisioning a society with only white people who like JESUS CHRIST!!! -Not a Jew-
xxausrottenxx: That's funny...cause I'm envisioning you on fire...
YAAGH!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-09-04
I'm feeling Noonie...
haha...
What the fuck are you talking about?
:*(
...and get the hell away from me...You aren't feeling me!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-09-04
Dad I need some advice. I've had.................. feelings for this girl. But I think she rejects our families ideals and thus won't accept me as a suitor.
Son the first thing you need is legs. Thats the most important of all. Women love a good knee cap. Secondly, I reccomend going into town with your life savings and making a name for yourself.
Cousin Wilford father has sent me to speak with you about love. Can you give me some of your insights?
My legs have been destroyed by the love of an unclean woman. Go forth and relay this message for your father he will be able to decode its true origins.
Offering to plow her till she begs you for mercy is not the way to a woman's heart. If you say dumb things like that, you'll end up getting your legs broken by her cousin Bruno from the Bronx.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-11-04
Dad I need some advice. I've had.................. feelings for this girl. But I think she rejects our families ideals and thus won't accept me as a suitor.
Son the first thing you need is legs. Thats the most important of all. Women love a good knee cap. Secondly, I reccomend going into town with your life savings and making a name for yourself.
Cousin Wilford father has sent me to speak with you about love. Can you give me some of your insights?
My legs have been destroyed by the love of an unclean woman. Go forth and relay this message for your father he will be able to decode its true origins.
She's gonna suck you dry of your resources and then break your legs in 5 different places once you've run out of cash.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-11-04
Dad I need some advice. I've had.................. feelings for this girl. But I think she rejects our families ideals and thus won't accept me as a suitor.
Son the first thing you need is legs. Thats the most important of all. Women love a good knee cap. Secondly, I reccomend going into town with your life savings and making a name for yourself.
Cousin Wilford father has sent me to speak with you about love. Can you give me some of your insights?
My legs have been destroyed by the love of an unclean woman. Go forth and relay this message for your father he will be able to decode its true origins.
Your cousin Wilford's third wife was a bitch from hell that threw him down the stairs during an argument.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-11-04
Dad I need some advice. I've had.................. feelings for this girl. But I think she rejects our families ideals and thus won't accept me as a suitor.
Son the first thing you need is legs. Thats the most important of all. Women love a good knee cap. Secondly, I reccomend going into town with your life savings and making a name for yourself.
Cousin Wilford father has sent me to speak with you about love. Can you give me some of your insights?
My legs have been destroyed by the love of an unclean woman. Go forth and relay this message for your father he will be able to decode its true origins.
..he said that an unclean woman destroyed his legs.
Ah! That explains why he turned gay. I've always wondered...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-11-04
Translation: I have no pants
Ich habe keine Hosen!
Translation: I have no sausage
Ich habe keine Wurst.
If you give me your pants I'll give you my sausage!
!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-12-04
WHAAAAZAAAAAAP!
AAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God! Please make them stop!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-12-04
BEHOLD! I am the darkest deamon and I declare myself dictator over everyone!
I shall rape and defile this land...
...Starting with this tree over here...
hmm...And here I thought the Tree Humpers guild had disbanded...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
The next day...
Frohlichte Weinachten und eine gluckliches neues Jahr!!
?!!!

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