All comics by daddydoright

 

by daddydoright
2-25-06
I don't know why I fuckin stay with you! It's like living with a fuckin 2 year old! I have to tell you everything to do it or you wouldn't do anything!"
The Power Of Christ Compells You!!
Look at this fuckin room! Why don't you pick up after yourself! I am not your fuckin maid! You are such a fuckin slob!"
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
(calmly) "That doesn't even sound like the fuckin priest from THE EXORCIST. You think your funny but your not. When are you going to grow up?"
THE! POWWWERRRR! OF! CHRIIIIIIIST! COMPELLLLLLS! YOUUUUU!!!

 

by daddydoright
2-26-06
HEY BUDDY!!!!What's buggin you? Someone fuckin die?
No. ha. It's just my fuckin woman. She used to bitch once in awhile. Then she'd bitch everyday. NOW she won't fuckin stop! There's not a minute of fuckin peace!!
She turned PRO 'eh?
Haah!!!!! Yah!! I guess so.
It happened to my ex-wife too. She wasn't content with being a bitch for a hobby either. She had to take it to a whole new level. Her friends tutored her into an MASTERS DEGREE in BITCHERY.
Come to think of it? She is always on the phone with her friends. And they all are a bunch of ho bitches!

 

by daddydoright
2-26-06
Let's settle this here and now bitch! I'm going to be the 1st woman president!
No Way Bitch! I'm gonna be the 1st woman president!!
BITCH! MY PEOPLE BEEN WAITING A-LONG TIME FOR THIS AND WE SHURE ENUFF AIN'T GOING BACK NOW!
BITCH! WHO DO YOU THINK STARTED ALL THAT EQUAL OPPORTUNITY SHIT HUH?! THAT FUCKIN LEGISLATION WAS MINE! I FUCKIN GAVE IT TO BILL!
We're Live outside the WhiteHouse where for the last 22 hours presidential hopefuls Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton and Secretary of State Condolisa Rice have been politically sparring.
(breathing hard) "DYKE!" (hyper ventilate) "BITCH!" (huffing and puffing) "TOKEN.." (choking for air) "..KISSASS!!"

 

by daddydoright
2-26-06
I! Hate! Motherfuckin'! Clowns!!!
WHY?????!!!! What'd I do????!
When I was a kid clowns use to scare the FUCKIN' shit out of me!
Hey..... don't guys like you usually become fixated with KILLER KLOWNS and get a tattoo of one or something like that?!
Yah........ I use to have one on my upper arm but when ever I looked over at it. It scared me. So I had it darkened to look like Mike Tyson. Only with a clown hat and clown collar and pointy teeth.
AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Now I'm fucking scared! Now I'm going to have nightmares for years!

 

by daddydoright
2-26-06
Well I see here that your well qualified to be a waitress. But that you've been out of work for some time. (looks her up) So I guess the only question is how bad do you want the job? (perv smile)
I really, really want this job and am willing to do ANYTHING you need of me. ANNNY!!THINNNG!!!
later on in the week, regrets?
Hey honey cheer up! We all have to fuck the owner once in awhile to keep our jobs! It ain't so bad! Ask him for a FREE bottle of booze next time and he'll move on to a easier girl!
Wow all the other waitresses here fuck the owner too! Well then I guess I don't feel so bad about giving in so easily!
Hey there girly let's get this straight right from the git-go! I've been fucking the owner for longer than you been born! So don't be trying to steal any of my tips bitch!
UHHHHH?????? Yah......Sure.

 

by daddydoright
2-26-06
looking online at STRIPCREATOR Comics
(since that Danish cartoon started so much trouble the FBI is casing outlandish comics) Sir! We've been monitoring his comic postings and this one is over the Top! Should we move in and take him now?!
No officer. Not just yet! (studying the computer screen) My father worked on VICE (vice squad) for 28 years and he had a saying.
looking online at STRIPCREATOR Comics
What's that detective?
Always give 'em enough rope to hang themselves! Don't worry he'll fuckup. I can feel it! And then we'll have him!
working online at a STRIPCREATOR Comic
(thinking) Hmm. Those last comics just weren't edgy enough. I need to step it up a notch to get a fanbase. If I could just get them to look at one comic I know they would like the rest! But what?!
Porn?! Religion?! Terrorism?! Profanities??! Drugs??! Politics??! News??! Oh wait a minute I know something that'll get other comic writers to read!

 

by daddydoright
2-26-06
What's with all these drug addicts now dressing like vampires? Their fuckin everywhere!
It's a new Generation XY thing. It's suppose to be some kind of metaphoric ironic statement or something? I guess it's their way of saying they are a generation of 'fiends' who need to feed on drugs!
Dude! You got any smoke?!
No man not right now, try back later. But I got some Oxy's and some Vicadins.
Cool Man, I'll take 'em. (pays him and walking away) I'll try back later for the bud.
Later Dude! Stop back man for Gangj. I'll also be slinging some rock if your interested?

 

by daddydoright
2-26-06
Holy shit did we party last night! We did three eight-balls and smoked a whole 'Z' between four fatty Bluntz!
Yah? Sounds like a good time. We were on a mission practically all night. Finally we got the hook up. Then we were Rockin all fuckin morning!
(alcholic trys to fit in) "Shit! All I did was drink a case and a 1/2 of Milwaukee's Beast and a Fifth of Old Thompson."
(astonished) "Woah Dude! You party to fucking hard!" (nervous laugh) "ha, ha!"
(whispering) "Shit! Man is that motherfucker a bad alchey or what?"
Yah man. Its a fuckin amazing he's still alive.

 

by daddydoright
2-26-06
Do you see this?! The world is going crazy! The Muslims are getting more violent and Christians are getting more laxadasial! What can we do?! We are losing the Holy War!!
I suggest a Public Relations campaign designed to makeover Jesus into more of a badass!
But how in the world can we do that??
Well easy! By rewriting the Bible a bit! You know adding this, taking out that! It was done for centuries! Everything was written by hand before the invention of the printing press!
Hmm. I suppose we could say that story of Jesus saying "Who ever amongst you who hasn't sinned throw the first stone!" was ficticious. That will radically change how Christians view punishing others.
Yes that's it! We will say that story was just added ficticously by some scribe monk and the 'to the word' Bible text followers will turn into hardcore Shee-Ite Christians ready to die for Jesus!

 

by daddydoright
2-26-06
Hi I don't have a job, an education or any direction in my life. But I do have kids, alot of bills, alot of psychological problems and I'm really horny! Do you want to FUCK and come live with me?!
SURE!!
Hi I heard you broke up with that girl we all know in this town. You are now placed on the SUCKER list. We all heard you work hard and gives us leeches all your money. Wanna FUCK and live with me?
SURE!!
Word thru the gravevine is that your practically used up burntout and almost worthless! But you still can hold down a job and do like your told. I am a megaBITCH! Wanna fuck and move in!
SURE!!

 

by daddydoright
3-10-06
GET OUT!!
FINE! I WILL!
(packing / moving his stuff) "I'm so fuckin out of here!"
(stuttering) "Your, your, really leaving??"
DAM STRAIGHT!!
(in her whiney voice) "Could you at least leave me your wallet?"

 

by daddydoright
3-10-06
RING!! RING!!
(talking on the phone) "No sorry you can't come over! Remember that guy I was talkin about? Well he kinda moved in"
Who was that on the phone? An old boy friend you didn't tell I am now living here to?
(mad) "NO! It was my pimp!" (pause) (thinking) (blurts out) "I NEED MY SPACE!"
Kind of hard to do tricks with me around huh?
"Yah exactly!" (stutters) "I...?, Uh...?, mean No!"

 

by daddydoright
3-10-06
What gives with the Hawaiin shirt? It's winter and we're in Wisconsin!
Well I figure if I dress like a JIMMY BUFFETT fan it'll be okay for me to be drunk all the time!
8AM the next day
(singing) "IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE!"
That night 2AM
(singing drunkenly) "WASTING AWAY IN MARGARITAVILLE!!"

 

by daddydoright
3-10-06
(reading his online comics) "I JUST LOVE YOUR COMICS! Their soo funny! Did you really write these?"
Yes, yes I did. You really like 'em huh?
(reading) "Yah, I can relate to 'em"
later on all alone
If only there were more crackwhores out there I'd be famous!

 

by daddydoright
3-11-06
I have a new ritual. I kneel infront of my TV and pray to it before I turn it on.
I pray to TV because I realized after I got my satellite dish with surround sound connected to my HDTV receiver that MY GOD IS TV!
I never look at the channel guide anymore I know my GOD will show me what I am meant to see. I have now devoted my Life to constant prayer TO MY GOD and my prayers are always answered!

 

by daddydoright
3-11-06
TV! OH TV! I spent my life with you! My earliest memories are of a man walking on the moon and back then I was only TWO!
TV! OH TV! I have been oh so loyal too! I never leave the house, I never leave your side except to maybe poo!
TV you know me so well, You know the things I like! So please tell me why did my wife leave me for a dyke?!!

 

by daddydoright
3-11-06
SCREAMING
TV!! OH TV!! PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! I LOST MY JOB!! MY HOME!! MY WIFE!! AND I KNOW NOT WHAT TO DO???
SCREAMING
YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME EVERYDAY!! AND I WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU!!
SCREAMING
BUT NOW MY WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN AND I NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO???

 

by daddydoright
3-11-06
kneeling infront of TV
TV! TV! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!
STATIC CHANNEL BLARES!
kneeling infront of TV
AM I NOT YOUR LOYAL SERVANT?! DON'T I GIVE YOU THE CONSTANT ADULERATION, THE FIXATED MEDITATION WHICH OTHERS CALL PRAYER?!
STATIC STILL BLARES!
kneeling infront of TV
TV I SWEAR BEFORE ALL THAT IS HOLY I WILL RENEW MY PRAYERS TENFOLD IF ONLY YOU WOULD SHINE INTO MY HEART AGAIN AND FILL IT WITH PURPOSE!!
(and the satellite transmission is restored!) "TONIGHT ON AMERICAN IDOL, the judges are looking grumpy and the last three contestants are desperate!

 

by daddydoright
3-11-06
It was late at night. I had hit rock bottom, desperate, worthless, lost. I turned thru the channels looking for someithing, but I did not know what.
Then I found an allnight ministry telling me to get down on my knees and pray. It was just at that exact moment, on my knees, the Electric company shut off my power for non-compliance.
I stayed there kneeling infront of the blank TV for what seemed like an eternity when I suddenly realized that all the while the answer was right infront of me all along. TV IS GOD!!

 

by daddydoright
3-11-06
So this is what its all about 'eh?
I don't follow? What are you mumbling about?
"All This!" (gestures at surroundings) "Drinking, eating, fucking and then working all week so we can do it again!"
(uncomfortable) "ah..yah..I guess. What did you expect out of Life?"
I don't know man? You grow up idolizing rock stars, movie starts, pro-athletes and all those dumb phases we went thru as kids. Somehow I...expected More!
"It's just called getting old man. Have a beer! The sooner you accept your a working class slob the happier you'll be." (drinks his beer)

 

by daddydoright
3-11-06
one moment and then the next
I LOVE YOU!
I HATE YOU!
one moment and then the next
FUCK ME!
DON'T FUCKIN TOUCH ME!
one moment and then the next
I'M SO HAPPY!
I'M SO SAD!

 

by daddydoright
3-11-06
New Lovers move in together
(just dawned on him) "Ha. You know what I was just thinkin?"
No. What?
New Lovers move in together
(laughing) "I just moved in with you and..ha...I don't even know your last name!" (smiles)
(very serious) "Oh. Well..I don't think I'll tell you my last name just yet.
New Lovers move in together
(shocked) "WHY?!"
(serious) "I want to take it slow."

 

by daddydoright
3-11-06
Man! Women are like fucking spiders! They patiently set a trap and wait!
(hiccup!) "Yah and we're just stupid fuckin flies! Flying along from one fuckin smell to another!
And while we're busy flying, their just patiently watching...
(burp!) "..waiting for the obvious to happen. Our simple patterns/ habits always fuckin betray us!"
(sexy voice) "Hi there. My friend and I were just watching you two over here. Do you guys wanna come over and buy a drink?
(no pause) "Sure!" (and from behind almost in unison) "SURE!"

 

by daddydoright
3-11-06
drinking and comfortably buzzed
Think back real hard. Remember when you were a kid?
Yah.
drinking and comfortably buzzed
Remember all the things your parents said and did that you hated?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh????? Yah!
drinking and comfortably buzzed
Now this one is hard and be honest. Do you do any of those things too now?
yah.

 

by daddydoright
3-11-06
lost in the mirror
When you throw yourself out into the vacuum...
....out into the void...
staring in the mirror
....nothing to hold onto, no where to land...
...you learn alot about yourself.
you learn alot about those around you
Sometimes it'z hard to wakeup in the morning isn't it hon?
(mumbles) "Yah."

 

by daddydoright
3-11-06
Come leave your girlfriend and baby for me! It will be fun! I Love You! I want no one else!
Well I suppose things haven't been getting along that well at home. Okay. I'll do it!
Next Day
"Well I left her. I'm all moved in now!" (joking) "You wanted me, and here I am!"
(first time hearing her serious voice) "Now that your living here. I want to tell you I do crack and I have alot of boyfriend and friends who stop by. I'm not gonna change my lifestyle cause of you.
(in shock) "But..I left my girlfriend and baby for you! This isn't what I thought it would be? Your totally different! YOU TRICKED ME!
(evil laugh) "Ha! I use to work in sales, we use call it the ole Bait and Switch. Hahaha."

 

by daddydoright
3-11-06
one night
Come on honey leave your girlfriend and baby for me. Come live with me. I promise when I'm in a relationship I'm 100% monagamous. Beside I LOVE YOU!
We haven't been getting along that well at home anyway. Okay.
The Next day
I'm leaving you for another woman, but mostly because you've been such a bitch to me these last couple months!
Go you fuckin asshole! You'll never see your kid again!
And finally all moved in
Now that your living here. I want to tell you I'm still gonna see my other boyfriends and IT'Z $20 bucks a Fuck Mister!
Aw fuck. This is what they mean by jumping from the frying pan into the fire.

 

by daddydoright
3-11-06
(SINGING LOUDLY, ANGRILY) "HOW DOES IT FEEL!?"
(pleading voice) "I know I kicked you out. But I didn't think you would take all of your stuff!"
(SINGING MADLY) "TO TREAT ME LIKE YOU DO?!"
(reality setting in) "Aren't you gonna leave me any money?!" (scared) "Your not going to take the mini van too are you?!"
(Still SINGING AS HE GOES AWAY!) "COME ON NOW TELL ME HOW DOES IT FEEL?!"
(bitchy with an undertone of selfpity) "How can you be so cold?! We had a fuckin kid together?! And I hate that fuckin song!"

 

by daddydoright
3-12-06
the air is silent heavy effort, for a great change is about to happen
sunrise. alone in its pontential, burns thru the fabric of time to manifest a new day
each day born anew, infinite outcomes, mourn not yesterday for it is dead

 

by daddydoright
3-12-06
so let's see what we have today?
Here's some car keys on a "Git R Done" key ring. Loser!
I got a napkin with a phone number that says "Call me!" Someone is bumming!
Here's a fake ID that the picture is peeling off. Amatuers!
CLOSEUP magnified 100xs
Hey check this out! Someone spilled a Rasberry Margarita. Umm.
Oh yah! I got something better! Someone puked up a whole beef and been burritto! Yummy!

 

by daddydoright
3-12-06
Mind if I sit here?
What makes you think you'll last longer in that seat than any of other men who have tried?
Cause I'm not like the other men. I 'always' last a lot longer at 'whatever' I do!
Oh yah baby! I can see your my type of man. But do me a favor go out ahead of me. I wouldn't want any of those other men thinking bad thoughts.
No way! I wouldn't want those guys thinking I was stupid by passing up a sure thing!
You asshole! How did you know I was a bar slut!

 

by daddydoright
3-12-06
(screaming) "WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP AFTER YOURSELF!"
(scared)
WHY.. are you screamin at the kid your only a foot and half away from him? The whole damm neighborhood can hear you.
(even louder) "I DON'T GIVE A FUCKIN SHIT IF THEY HEAR!"
AND YOU.. DON'T KNOW HOW TO PARENT!!
Why's that?? Cause I don't do enough yelling?

 

by daddydoright
3-12-06
(Yelling) "NO!! YOU ARE WRONG! SEE! THERE YOU GO AGAIN! HERE'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF YOU BEING WRONG!"
"Come on. Give me a break." (looks over to the kid for support)
Did you just hear what she said?
(quietly whisphers) "I 'choose' not to listen."
"Kid, give me five." (slaps hand) "You rule."
(quietly) "Thanks"

 

by daddydoright
3-14-06
radio playing in the background
Hey hon I'm usually in my car now listening to my radio show! Mind if I turn it on?! (doesn't wait for answer)
(radio) (two men and a women fake laughing) "ahaha! ha ha ha!!"
radio playing loudly
(walks in hears radio) "What's this? Why are they laughing?
It's my favorite morning radio show. I gotta use the bathroom. Can you listen for me? Make sure I don't miss anything! (rushes off)
(rushes in pulling up his pants) "I'm back did I miss anything?"
(bored) " Only a whole lot of fake laughing. Are they high? Their not even funny. I don't get it. All they do is talk! Don't they ever play music?

 

by daddydoright
3-14-06
Wow. I'm about to turn 39 in less than a week.
(joking) Well old man. What did you learn from all your years?
?.......
(looking at him) "Jeeze. He take everything so damm literal."
Well?!
For one. I don't want to be Bob Dylan anymore.

 

by daddydoright
3-14-06
STARBUCKS
Hi. I was wondering why don't you guys sell coffee mugs. Then that way I can have something with the cool STARBUCKS logo on it?
(dumbfounded) "er? ah? Please hold on one minute sir. I'll go ask my manager.
Backroom
Like, some guy out there wants to know why we don't sell STARBUCKS coffee mugs?
Duhh! Because you do that and pretty soon they'll be putting their own coffee in the mug! Just tell him 'good idea, we'll suggest it to corporate'!
Hi sir. My manager said that, "that was a great idea and that we'll make sure and tell corporate." (fake smile)
(half joking) "Well.... you just make sure I get the first one FREE and filled with a deluxe coffee order!" (fake laugh)

 

by daddydoright
3-14-06
drunk singing over enunciating each word loudly
The mallard!!!!!!! And the drake!!!!!!! The mallard!!!!!!! And the drake!!!!!
Along walks the mallard!!!!!!!!!!!! Along walks the drake!!!!!!!!
What's up with him?
(bartender) Nahhh! Don't mind him. He's just pretending he's Irish again. He cumz in here time to time pissed off. Then he sitz by 'iz' self. Getz blitzed singz and leaves.

 

by daddydoright
3-14-06
Hi Doc. Thanks for meeting with me.
No problem, no problem. I'm sorry there wasn't more we couldn't do for your father but as you know his arteries were hopelessly blocked by all the fast food he ate.
(sad) Yes Doctor I realize that. But that's not why I came here today to talk to you about. I'm just wish I could of been here when he passed. Did he have any last words?
Yes he did?
What were they?
Well he looked up at me all of sudden, fully alert as can be. He said " Hey Doc, you know all that shit their always telling you in the news about don't eat this, don't eat that? Well... their Right!"

 

by daddydoright
3-15-06
Hey is it me or have you noticed these multi-giant corporations ad campaigns are gettin just a little to 'hip' for their own good.
Ha! Now that you mention it. Yah!
I just heard a McDonalds's add where a stalker buys a morning coffee, falls in love with the cashier...
(smiles and finishes for him) "..and his friend says something like "she does it for everyone", in a sarcastic voice like she's a slut!"
(excited) "...and then the stalker says, "Don't talk about the woman I love like that!" Like he's gonna kick his ass over some chick that he doesn't even know her name."
"Is that marketing genius or what? Pretty much says "Fuck our young ho's!." Don't cha think? I'm going to McDonald's!(singing) ba-da-bumb-bah-ha! She'll be lovin it!"

 

by daddydoright
3-15-06
McDonalds corporate H.Q. boardroom
All this negative P.R. we been receiving involving the nutritional content of our product has been KILLING OUR BOTTOM LINE!!
I DID NOT BECOME CEO OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST FAST FOOD CONGLOMERATE BY ACCEPTING FAILURE!! I Want New Catchy Ad Slogans NOWWW!!!
frantically they yell any ideas
(ad writer yells) "McDonalds; cause they could be wrong!"
(ad writer yells) "McDonalds: It's not good for ya, but what is?! Or! or! Who wants to live forever!!
More writers more ideas
(ad writer yells) "McDonalds: Killing you soooo good." (smiles)
(ad writer yells) "How 'bout McDonalds clothing wear?! Available for our customers whole life cycle, cradle to grave so to speak. In sizes 2T thur 8XL!"

 

by daddydoright
3-15-06
speaker phone rings
(presses speaker button) "Hello?"
(black ghetto friend voice) "Yo man! What'zzz upppp????"
speaker phone rings
(uncomfortable) "Er,ah! I gotta go!"
(black phone friend) "Some-thin wrong??? You sounding kinda funny!!"
speaker phone rings
(annoyed) "Welllll, I was black all last week with you!! TODAY I JUST FEEL LIKE BEING WHITE! Okay??"
(calm) "It'z cooool! Catch ya'llll later!" (hangsup)

 

by daddydoright
3-15-06
watching "CHARMED" with the no sound
Woman walks in
Why are you watching "CHARMED" with the sound off???
(still watching) "Er, ah. No reason."
(just notices) "And what's with the hand lotion and all the tissues???"
(still watching) "UH???????????No reason??"

 

by daddydoright
3-15-06
"Hey there everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just wrote a new tune. And I'd like to play it for ya!!!!" (begins playing music)
(sings) "Ohhhhh!!!!!! I may be stupid but I got three kids!!!!!!!!! I may be stupid but I got three kids!!!
(putting real feeling into it) " OHHHH!!!!!!! I MAY-BE STUUUUU PIDDDDD!! BUT...................." (bends note on guitar with distortion) ".....................I GOT THREE KIDSS!!!!"

 

by daddydoright
3-15-06
"Hi everybody!!!!!!!!!! I got a new song I'd like to sing for ya tonight! And here it is!" (begins playing guitar)
(sings) " I May Be Stupid But I'm Better Than You!!!!!!! I May Be Stupid But I'm Better Than You!!!!!
(with real intensity) "OHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I MAY BE STUUUUUU....PIDDDDDDDDD!" (holds note) "BUT....." (holds note) "......I'M BETTER THAN YOUU!!!" (big guitar distortion finish!)

 

by daddydoright
3-15-06
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
"Hi there! I wrote a new song and I don't give a FUCK!! If you don't like it!" (begins playing guitar)
(yelling) "Yaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I May Be A Criminal But I'm Better Than You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alrighttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!! I May Be A Criminal But I'm Better Than You!!!"
(screaming) "FUCKKK!!!!!!! YAHHHH!!! I MAY BE A CRIMINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! BUT.........." (holds guitar note with crazy distortion) "....I'M BETTTER THAN YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!" (huge guitar finish!)

 

by daddydoright
3-15-06
(sniff, sniff) "You smell that? Everywhere I went today I smelled that bad........" (sniff) "..smell!"
(sniff) "Hang on. Let me get somebody."
Hey bartender! How do I tell this weird-o chick that she smells real bad???
(bartender) "Like this!" (walks off)
Hey tootz!! Why don't 'cha try wiping your ass better and showerin' once in awhile between your tricks!"
Is that smell 'ME'???

 

by daddydoright
3-16-06
Everybody in our little town is fucked! It must be the water!
Whatta yah mean?
Everyone's kid has something mentally wrong with him? And all the kids parents are constantly breaking up and getting back together again!
Oh!!!! Is that all??? I know why that is.
Why???
(Does her best retard imitation) "Too, Much, Mac, 'N, Cheeze! And too many hotdogs!"

 

by daddydoright
3-16-06
song playing is "DIRTY OLE TOWN" by the POGUES
(drinking GUINESS and feeling a good buzz) "Ya know bro? I....Love yah!
I love you too brother.
song still playing
(even more buzzed)(doesn't make eye contact) " I miss Ma!" (drinks)
(doesn't look over) "Me too." (drinks)
yep still playing
You know she'd be happy seeing us together after all these years?!!
Yah.

 

by daddydoright
3-16-06
Gas Station AM busy time everybody's rushing in trying to get in and out
Hi. How are you?
(blatantly ignores him and scans his items) "Six fifty-nine!"
huge line of people behind him
(louder and with more intensity) "I SAID. HOW..ARE..YOU!!"
(confused) (scared and then uncomfortable) (a long pause) "Six fifty-nine?"
the people in line are still waiting
I'm not going anywhere till I get a 'How are you' back!

 

by daddydoright
3-18-06
Why da ya think America loved JERRY SEINFELD so much but hated LENNY BRUCE? They both were Jewish and both did 'schtick'?.
I think that 'era' of American people felt threatened by LENNY BRUCE. Listen to the audience's laughter on his old tapes. Doesn't it sound kinda forced?
So what your saying is that America can tolerate a girly SEINFELD but not a angry very virile LENNY BRUCE??
Hey I aint saying SEINFELD'S a fag! He's a great funny writer but I don't think you'd have to worry about him fuckin your sister if you left the room unlike BRUCE.
Do you think LENNY would of said all those wild controversial things if he wasn't on the dope??
Of course he would of! The man was a gifted comic genius. Well????? At least, I hope he would'a.

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