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The Story With a moral.
What a freak!
I heard that! Eat Stinger, jerkbag!
This sucks! Now i've got a big bleeding hole in my head. Again!
Adios, Amigos!
And so, we learn that making fun of people is bad, especially when they can beat you up!
Wow! this is the first time one of these crazy online comics have actually had a moral!
Let's hope it's the last time too.

 

Burstin' Bonanzas! Who the heck are you mister?
Mwahahahaha! I am Frank the red robot, and i have been sent by Satan himself to take you to hell! Your time has come, Saddam Hussein!
I think you got me confused with somebody else, mister! im George Bush!
Dammit! If I'm here, then where's...
The gods have chosen you, mr. bush.
I'm not Bush! Damn Americans!

 

ME NAME BE ASKAWA-SAN!
Peace on earth, dude!
ME SO HONGRY! FIND DOG FOR SOUP!
You're gonna kill a dog? Bad karma, dude.
HERE DOGGIE! ME LIKE DOGGIE!
Ban dog eating asians! Ban dog eating asians!

 

We find Frank in hell with his best friend, Bob.
I am SO DAMN HUNGRY!
Me too. I could almost eat McDonalds French Fries.
Holy $#^*$@!
WHAT THE HELL?
spontaneous human combustion: Great for roasting marshmallows!
mmmm...marshmallows....

 

Oh crap. i forgot my pants! get it? um..robots don't wear pants, um...that's why it's funny.
NEXT!
what's the deal with airline peanuts, ya know? i mean, they only give you this little bag...
NEXT!
Look i can hammer nails through my head!
You're hired!

 

You are the biggest queer ive ever seen!
Talking to yourself again?
You are such a stupid retard!
Talking to yourself again?
You're an insensitive jerk!
Talking to yourself again?

 

Hi! I'm areallystupidguy, creator of a bunch of dumb comics on dis site. This is my girlfriend Ellie.
Hi!
I discovered this site from GamNow Magazine, a fine publication that keeps on top of everything even remotely cool.
Don't worry, they're not giving him any money.
PS: i don't really have a girlfriend.
Um...Apparently we are having this conversation in the middle of an atomic warzone.
Let's run, shall we?

 

dammit. i failed another test.
Never fear! i'll tutor you!
Aren't you that guy who dropped out of high school?
um...heh heh. no! who told you that?
dear lord, i AM doomed.
it'll be fun! i'll show you how to do peaceful demonstrations, how to tie yourself to railroad tracks... here, the sign comes free.

 

Let's see....i could kidnap the smartest kid in class, and force him to give me all the answers! Now THAT'S a good plan!
Hey, don't sweat it man. it's only one test. i used to fail tests all the time in high school! now look at me, man! now i do drugs and fight to save the trees!
this sucks.
i'd wish you luck for your nxt test, but you don't look like you need it. i believe in you man!

 

Ugh. This place is horrifying. All the happiness and kindness and such. These damn hippies make me sick.
Somebody call me?
Heaven help us! I didn't think there'd be real hippies here!!!
Somebody call me? You asked for help...
What? Heaven help- YOU GUYS NEED TO QUIT TAKING EVERYTHING I SAY SO LITERALLY!

 

Meanwhile, back in Hell...
I hope that idiot Frank brings that soul back here. I've got the eternal torturer all fired up and ready for that sinner bin laden.
heh. Don't worry about Frank. He's too dumb to cause any real trouble.
What's he doing now?
Umm.....
...oh dear god...
Lookit me Frank! I'm-a doin' the chicken dance!

 

Okay. Gotta memorize this report the hippie wrote for me. Really fast. Seconds before i have to read it. This is gonna be hard...
Present your report to the class, weird stick guy.
Okay. Every day, millions of trees are cut down, billions of animals are killed for our own selfish needs! Like...um...eating.
thats kind of important...
Um...and something else. It was probably about saving the whales or whatever.
you get an F. Take your seat, weird stick guy.

 

Alright, here you go, Jesus. Take this idiot off my hands.
Um...you brought him here while he's alive. They kinda have to die first.
Hey Frank! I'm doin' the chicken da-AAAAHHHHH!
You burn, Bush!
Problem solved!
Thanks!

 

Since I gave you Bush's soul, would you mind if I took that Saddam guy with me?
Sure! Come to think of it, I can't see why he's even here. He's not that nice a guy. He drinks beer...
"He makes rude jokes..."
Alright. an american, God, and an american walk into a bar...
"And he's awfully obsessed with pornography."
What?!?! 'This webiste is blocked. Some material has been deemed inapropriate...' Damn Americans!

 

My hometown...looks exactly the same. Someone realy needs to clean up this wasteland.
Take a good look at the scenery on the way to hell. It's a paradise compared to where you're going.
What the hell?!?
Welcome back To hell. We missed you. Do you have the Saddam?
Yes! He's right here...Aw crap.

 

Hippie, can I ask you something?
Can it wait? I was just off to tie myself to a railroad track to protest the Vietnam War!
I'm getting the feeling that you only married me for my body!
Of course I didn't! I married you for your money!
...And she took the kids too.
Dude, your life sucks almost more than mine does!

 

...so No one named Saddam hussein checked in here today?
Nope. There's never been a Saddam in here ever!
That makes no sense! We both died. Since I'm one of Satan's soul-harvesters I naturally came here, but if i was supposed to bring saddam here, wouldn't he come here when he died too?
He's SUPPOSED too. Something must've gone wrong.
Welcome to my world of eternal torment and pain!
New Jersey?!?! I was supposed to go to HELL! Damn Americans!

 

I hate being in eighth grade.
Hey man, the eighth grade was the best four years of my life!
I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna head out to New Jersey and bring back saddam hussein, and not get murdered by satan himself!
whatever.
Checkitout, God! I'm doin' the chicken dance!
*sigh*

 
bwahahahahaha! i am cthulhu! and i am here to destroy your world like i did with all the others! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
that's bad karma dude. you should channel that aggressive tension into the relaxing art of yoga, or something. i like our planet. SAVE THE EARTH!

 

I can't believe the clerk in that gas station! He would'nt give me change for a 20! He said I only gave him a 10!
I'll be right back.
yeah, what do you want? OMIGOD KEEP AWAY FROM ME! I GOT A GUN UNDER THE COUNTER! HELP! CALL THE COPS SOMEBODY! ARRRGGGGHHHH!
Did you get my change?
That was fun.

 

Hi Jason.
Hey. um, listen can you think of a good love song?
Um, like what? There are about a billion love songs.
I don't care. just pick one.
um...okay...I dont want aaanybody else, when i think about you I TOUCH MYSELF!
alright. That's perfect. Do you think you could sing that for my wedding?

 

Welcome to Happy Burger. What can i get you?
I'll have a hamburger! but im NOT paying for it! im protesting the corporate powers!
You won't pay for it? Ok...no burger for you then.
Oh...
...do you take Visa?

 

Frank finds himself deep in the cruel recesses of new jersey. he quickly meets an insane fat guy.
Saun kemp; when i glance upon the heineken i say to my lines: This is Kempsaun. Matter transubstantiation KEmp into Saun;
what're you talking about?
Summer; the scrool, the in-scriptue the markings of hyper-cyber-textas, astin ths la corps de Kempsaun
seriously, dude. what's wrong with you?
Tour de Kempsaun Saunkempstrong austone kempsow
I'm gonna go away now.

 

It appears Frank's made a new friend...
Stop following me.
everytime i smoke bot im likke nam tis shit is tewnty years out f st6le.
but oh-ho! frank has a plan!
sayyyyy...are you a sinner? would you like to join satan's legion of the damned?
The Dawn of Sawn is Encroaching. That heart ; that cordias in your chest man or women or gay,; that synergy in the center of your breast, that is Saun; each beat each blood additive, Kemp is the reign
hooray for the dark side!
...I'll take that as a yes! enjoy your new job!
beerr doesnt make you fat its the additives of beer that does like Bar-b-que? You kemp?

 

Finally...
There you are, you stupid freak! Now you burn in eternal torment!
what? damn americans!
you go to hell! you go to hell and you die!
AGh!
It's about freaking time. glad to be home.
welcome to hell. we missed you.

 

I am hating you! take me back to iraq right now, damn american!
No way! ever since i brought your soul down here, saddam, i have been treated like royalty! always swarmed by my legions of adoring fans!
I don't adore you, dude...in fact, i really hate you.
Don't worry! I'll be handing out autographs later!
El Fin! (the end in spanish)
yep! nothing at all could spoil my good mood...oh no...
howdy there frank! god told me to come here! something about being really stupid...man your the ugliest fortune cookie ive ever seen! say have you seen my chicken dance? i'm doin' the crazy chicken...

 

Live, channel 4 news...
...and this gruesome massacre took place just yesterday evening, when-
Alright! a big shout-out to all my homies! Yo, Will! checkitout! im on tv!
...um, i think you're in the wrong place...
whatever dude. at least play some 50 cent for me.

 

We find the blue guy in a deadlock starcraft competition for the title of the best SC player in the USA at the second annual WCG!
Alright I win!
dammit

 

With his USA victory at hand, the blue guy flies to korea to play against the best korean starcraft player.
you nervous?
not really
5 hours later...
haha! i have you beaten! crumple in terror as my army of marines crushes you!
oh dear! not my zealots!
BEEEEEEEOOOOOOOP!
WHAT? DAMN POWER OUTAGE!
hooray! rematch time!

 

Howdy there! im George bush, the proud owner of america!
What? you dont own america. you just..live here...and you're really important.
um...well...whatever. I promise to not throw our nation into a huge war for no reason this time. really. At least not for a little while.
A good strategy, provided you can stick to it.
Vote BUSH in 2004!
So vote Bush in 2005! remember, a good nation needs a good president, and a REALLY good nation needs a REALLY good president.
...the nation in question being america, and the president in question being George Bush. and its 2004.

 

one day sam was sitting in his can waiting for his robot to bring him his slippers...
where's my robot?
robooott!!! where arrree you??
he was so depressed at the loss of his robot that he considered suicide...
death by hammer...
...or knife?
But his robot was now living true happiness...
so lost...so...alone...
Hey! a robot! dance robot dance!

 

Gah! i kills de horsey!
No me horsey is good! no kills horsey!
i am not wearing a t-shirt. i have teeth though. teeth taste bad.
Greengbah
dude, what the hell have you been smoking?
....whoa...dude...

 

RATATATATA BLARG! OH GOD NO!
It finally happened: im out of dumb things to protest.
OH GOD MY EYE! YOU JUST STABBED ME IN THE EYYYEEE!
i guess i wont be needing these signs anymore. sorry guys, it was fun while it lasted...
GAH! OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU JUST RAPED MY WIFE AND MURDERED MY CHILDREN!!!
If only i could think of something totally violent, sexually explicit, and with tons of swearing...that would get me right back on track.

 

Hippie, you my best and only friend. can you give me advice on how to deal with my girlfriend who's been cheating on me?
i suggest you should try to forget it all. try to forget her and move on. there will be other girls. and if you still feel anger at her, try to use the ancient chinese arts to calm you body and soul.
im gonna stop talking to you.
see? now ill just FORGET you, and move on. how peaceful! the world is a beautiful place.

 

hey jason. um...can i ask you for help? see, i just found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, and-
say no more. i think you should show no anger towards her right now, so when she dies, it'll be harder for the cops to suspect you.
then, when you grow up and learn the proper use of firearms and possibly some bladed weaponry, you can get your just revenge.
wow...i have some weird friends...
heck, for 20 bucks i could take care of your little problem right now. do you know where she lives?

 
alright, first of all quit calling her your freaking girlfriend since she obviously isnt. then quit yo freakin whining about her! its not the end of the world you pansy-ass son of a whore! and then...
i knew i shouldn't have asked you.

 

oh wonderful joy! sam has a letter from his cheating girlfriend! his friends support him!
hmm..? she says in this letter she wants to talk to me!
so? like i care? ive got bigger things to worry about you worthless loser.
so...why did you want us to meet in this graveyard?
so i wouldnt have to drag you body very far! im sorry to have to do this...but you leave me no choice...
about 4 hours later...
...and thats how i saved 20 bucks.
you heartless bastard. i could have used that money.

 

Hello ma'am! Im selling soup door to door! would you care for some soup?
what kind? is it top ramen? if not, then no.
hello ma'am! im selling nuclear weapons door to door! allow me to demonstrate what good condition they're in!
no thanks. i still haven't used the ones you sold me yesterday.
Hello ma'am! im actually not selling encyclodedias door to door, im just walking around carrying them in hopes of losing weight.
do i really look like a girl or are you people just being annoying?

 

Sup Raindrop! What's the difference between a dumb monkey and an ugly monkey?
I dunno, Skull! What IS the difference between a dumb monkey and an ugly monkey?
There is no difference! They're both Michael Jackson!
Hahahaha! Oh man you're such a riot, Skull!
Dude...That sucks.
Shut up, man.

 

hey skull! can you guess what my favorite kind of birthday is?
no raindrop! what IS your favorite kind of birthday?
mine!
oh tee-hee! that joke gets me everytime, silly-goose!
.... are raindrop and skull gay?
...i guess raindrop is a girl. this is an unexpected plot twist.

 

this chick in this chat room just asked me to describe myself. what should i do?
describe yourself. duh. but remember to be honest. the way to a womans heart is honesty. i guess.
um...ive got red hair, a cool shirt, cool pants, im about 5'6"...
that's a good start. honesty is the key here, not illusions.
um.... and i have a 14" tongue.
dude! that is NOT cool!

 

uh huh...uh huh... oh wow! sweet! dude, that chick is coming across the country to meet me in person!
wow! thats awesome man! good luck with it all!
um...won't she be a tad...perturbed when she finds out you dont have a 14" tongue?
heh...i didn't think about that. do you really think she'll care?
well...you did lie to her....i dont think shell be too happy about that....
ahhh, you worry too much. girls dont care about honesty. they care about whether you have a 14" tongue or not. hey is that the doorbell?

 

Hi, babe! im evil guy.
hey, im blonde chick. do you really have a 14" tongue?
um...no.
oh ok. normally id be mad at you for lying, but i'll forgive you.
oh? what's this on your computer? "the skull and raindrop show"? now what is-oh my god. this is the most retarded thing ive ever seen.
no...no...no...

 

say raindrop! what do you get when you cross albert einstein and kurt cobain?
i dunno skull! what DO you get when you cross albert einstein and kurt cobain?
one really smart dead guy!
tee-hee! oh skull you sly old fox!
sorry, but i dont think i can keep going out with a guy that makes comics of...little gay skulls and raindrops thelling bad jokes.
...they're not gay...the, uh, raindrop's a girl...

 

I forgave you when you lied about having a 14" tongue, and im about to forgive for that raindrop crap. just don't cheat on me okay! that's where ill draw the line.
dont worry about it. my heart's as pure as...um something...whatever. i wont cheat on you though.
after she leaves...
so im heading out to that new strip club in town. you need anything?
DUDE! what is wrong with you?!

 

doo dee doo walking to the strip club...HOLY SHIT!
you were just heading into that strip club weren't you?
brain malfunction! hooray!
no i wasnt! i was just gonna go past it to...ah...that adult bookstore down the street!
don't. say. anything.
i KNEW it.

 

This is blue guy. Blue guy has weird neighbors. like saunkemp, the fat guy.
Sup saunkemp.
Like the many saunkemp that beats on the heart of squirrel. g#k ever B-b-q? some hot dogs have cheese in the middle!
he sang love songs to a piece of pie and watched excercise shows all day. blue guy thought this was really weird.
I don't want aaanybody else, when i think about you i touch myself!
and kick, and lift, and kick, and lift...
blue guy could hear him singing all night when he was trying to sleep.
looooovvving yoooouuu, is easy cause your beautiful...
when is he gonna SHUT UP?

 

yes, he is a doctor. use your imagination.
hey doctor! whats up?
I'm afraid i have some bad news hippie.
huh? what is it?
all that loud music you listen to is making you deaf. you need some ear surgery.
so what'd he say?
i dunno. something about feeding his patients mercury.

 

hey, you friends with that jason guy right? well, can you tell him i like his butt and he has pretty eyes? thanks.
what? oh sure. no prob.
hey jason. that girl over there just said she hates your guts and she wants you to die.
what?! foolish woman! it is her kind that have fostered my hatred for the human race! ill be only a second.
a quick death was more than she deserved, but its necessary if im to get to her family before who wants to marry my dad comes on.
I wonder if i really need that ear surgery...nah!

 

Hey Skull! What time is it when an elephant sits on your house?
I dunno Raindrop! What time IS it when an elephant sits on your house?
Time to get a new house!
Oh Raindrop! You wily old goose!
Dude...It's just sad when you cant be original with your crappy comics.
Shut up.

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