Okay. I've noticed this plethora of threads that have ended up with people going "You're stupid!" "No, you're stupid!" thus making SC a place where even stupid people are found out. What I want to know is if we can each list about 5 things that make us happy. Yeah, its kind of pointless and weird, but c'mon. Look at who's starting the thread.

That said, my list of 5 would be
1) Music
2) Beer (or Rye)
3) Laughter
4) Cruising around a city with nothing to do
5) Dancing around like a fool when nobody else is home.

I just want to bring some of the happiness back to SC that was here once upon a time.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

1) Making fun of other people
2) Arguing with other people
3) Being mean to people
4) Being mean to ugly people
5) Making mean lists

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

1)Mastubation

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Get Your War On

1)My girlfriend
2)Music
3)Bottled water
4)Sour gummy worms
5)Halo 2

P.S.- I miss talking to all of you guys on IRC. =(

1)Dance Dance Revolution (shut up, I know)
2)Movies
3)Friends
4)Stripcreator
5)Burritos

1) The fact that my new job causes me to smile
2) Beer in the evening.
3) Listening to recordings of old numbers stations.
4) The music of Laura Cantrell and Seefeel.
5) In lieu of a gf, web pages where you can see girls wot take their baps out.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

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5) In lieu of a gf, web pages where you can see girls wot take their baps out.

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1) Mocking my downstairs neighbor
2) Mocking people on forums
3) Mocking my employers
4) Mocking humanity
5) Cuddling kittens

1.) My ridiculously and pointlessly ginormous record/CD collection.
2.) My cats
3.) My guinea pigs
4.) My rats
5.) America: The Book

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I has a flavor!

1. In A Fix
2. Monster House
3. Trading Spaces
4. While You Were Out
5. Clean Sweep

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

1. Match's girlfriend
2. Masterbation
3. Drinking
4. Sluts
5. Talking to kitty online

1)Writing
2)Music
3)Guitar
4)Cigarettes
5)sticking bigger earrings through my ears

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xx( o Y o. )xx

1) Jack Daniel's

2) Jacking off

3) Jackshit

4) and 5)... two other things that have the word "Jack" in them.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

1. Sleeping after work.
2. Talking with friends.
3. Music.
4. Laughing.
5. Letting the creative juices flow.

- Q

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

1. Family
2. Knitting
3. Riding around on the back of a strong woman like a pony
4. Being knocked down and defeated by same said woman
5. Knitting warm scarves for the strong woman in my family

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

After reading the thread title, I thought this might be a list of things that felt good on or in your body. Anyway,

Happiness is a...

1) Warm Gun
2) Warm Gnu
3) Rum Wang
4) Wang Chung
5) Connie Chung

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

1)Ciabatta
2)Ciabatta
3)Men have made you
4)Your so like a paninni
5)Untoasted with mayo, roast pork and organic cherry tomatoes.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

You're stupid.

Reasons I am moving to england.

1)"wot"
2)"baps"
3)"bugga!"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Reasons to move to England:

1) "baps"
2) "tarts"
3) "cunts"
4) "minge"
5) "manky piss-flaps"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

1) The wife
2) good conversation in a smokey bar
3) playing cards
4) beer
5) the song "Sunshine and lollipops" as sung by Chief Wigum

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

:O :O :O I KNEW IT! You're the guy she wants to have a threesome with!

1. Masturbation
2. Beer
3. Video Games
4. Soda
5. Heavy Metal

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

1) My new job.
2) My new benefits.
3) My new name.
4) My bottle of White Zinfandel.
5) My friends and family.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

1) The way the Earth kind of whizzes around the sun, rather than plunging straight into it.
2) Oxygen in its breathable, gaseous phase.
3) The fact that Creed broke up.
4) My eighteen inch penis... OK, my imagination then.
5) Homegrown anything.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

:O :O :O I KNEW IT! You're the guy she wants to have a threesome with!

She's never mentioned bringing in anyone else to me. She's usually to busy talking about how huge my dong is.