As of 12/16, my girlfriend Crystal proposed to me.

We're getting married!

I know you all could care less, but I thought I'd share.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Thats manly.

Congrats!

Congrats!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

May you both love, forgive, and talk heart-to-heart every day. And all that other mushy stuff.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I'll perform the ceremonies for 5 grand and unlimited wife-porking priveledges.

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8===D

I'll attend only if you make me your best man, dress as Silent Bob, and allow me to dress as Jay.

But seriously, congrat-u-fucking-lations man.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Congratulations Finn. I wish you & your fiancee many happy years together.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

The fact that you have kaenash's avatar scares me, but more importantly... Woot!

People will try to give you all sorts of crap about marriage sucking. Ignore them.

Congrats!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

That's really great.

Congrats Finn.

Kajun and I are both ordained ministers in the Universal Life Church if you're looking for someone to perform the ceremony.

I doubt the girlfriend would approve.

Nicies. Congrats, man!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Nice.

And why are you using the same avatar as Kaenash?

Anyway, good luck!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I hope this is only because she has rawkin insurance.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I think she proposed mainly because your avatar RAWKS! good work, dude.

I have been married several times and would not hesitate to recommend the experience!

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What others say about boorite!

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As of 12/16, my girlfriend Crystal proposed to me.

We're getting married!

I know you all could care less, but I thought I'd share.

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Grats!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

HEY!

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8===D

Everybody talks shit, but what everybody wants is love.

If you two have found it, you're both most of the way home.

Be kind. Tell the truth. Mean those words you say when the man asks those questions.

May the belief system of your choice bless you both.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

re : the avatar thing

whoops.

guess i'll find another Wonder Showzen icon.

sorry, big K.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Did she get you a big rock at least?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'What Dreams May Come']

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.