BEHOLD!

Think this is photoshop?

Go to:

www.transformersmovie.com

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

That's going to be the largest pile of shit, to ever hit the big screen.

I guess the hardcore fans will still go no matter what though.

Hardcore fans... you mean the 20 year olds still living in the early 90's?

Shouldn't this movie have come out about 20 years ago?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

20 Years ago? The CG would have been the equivalent of TRON. *Shudder*

It may suck, but I'm on geek overload at the moment. So bite me! (joke)

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

No, hardcore nerds and men in their early to mid 30's still living in the mid 80's.

i would be wanking it right now if this thread was called, "you like go-bots?"

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obscenity filter is off

now i can wank in

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obscenity filter is off

The Go-bots were nothing more than the Caliper-wearing, ginger-haired step-brother of the TFs.

Heh-Heh...

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

transformers sucks, due mostly, but not entirly to it's lack of incest

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i love my sister. i love sex. incest combines everything i love.

Transformers actually contains quite a bit of incestual fan fiction.

Micheal Bay is directing, so it should be totally fucking XTREME!

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Poop.

I sure hope Ben Affleck's in it!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Actually, Luxo Jr by Pixar came out 20 years ago and ushered in the age of fucking awesome CGI that we enjoy today.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

No, hardcore nerds and men in their early to mid 30's still living in the mid 80's.

What about hardcore fans who grew up with Transformers, have all episodes on DVD, have a ton of the toys, went to Botcon twice, and was even in a couple of fan groups, but aren't 30 yet, aren't men, and would rather have their teeth ripped out than live in the 80's or 90's again?

I would brave opening day for the new Transformers movie. Though I might go alone and in disguise.

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I would brave opening day for the new Transformers movie. Though I might go alone and in disguise.

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and who has a crush on one of Autobots

and if you think about it, anagrams are like the transformers of words

truck -- Curt K.

'hey, you ever notice we never see that truck and Curt K. in the room at the same time?'

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what if nigger meant kite

More than meets the eye? Ivy in disguise?

It's gonna suck, man. I hear that Bumblebee is the central character, and that he is voiced by John Stamos. Also, energon cubes have been replaced by E-85 flex-fuel as product placement for the GMC Sierra. Also, Optimus has been replaced by a character named Faggotron. It's gonna suck hard donkey.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Actually there were a couple Autobots and a few Decepticons.

I mean...my friend has a crush on some Transformers. Not me. That would be like...lame... (I love you Faggotron!)

What years? I've gone a couple times meself.

As much as I like Transformers, I have to admit there is no chance of this movie not sucking.

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It's grime time.

90% chance this movie will simply be pure suck.
8% chance it will not suck, but make little kids piss their pants.
2% chance it will be non-sucky and actually resemble the original, whilst improving on some aspects.

The 90% chance also includes the possibility that it will suck AND make little kids piss their pants. I kinda hope they don't try to make this too serious.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

What years? I've gone a couple times meself.

1998 in Anaheim and 1999(?) in St. Paul. Since I was living in St. Paul at the time, it would have been a sacrelige not to go. I really wanted to hit Botcon 2005 because I heard they were doing some great stuff, but there was no way I could have afforded it.

Decepticons!

No, hardcore nerds and men in their early to mid 30's still living in the mid 80's.

Guys... don't argue. You both have a place in the extensive fanbase of 'Transformers'.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.