Tonight I had the pleasure to witness some of my fellow classmates graduate and I learned two things:

1. Always sit in the balcony seating.

2. If I earn Valedictorian, I will tell the audience to shut the fuck up while I make my speech.

What a nice ceremony.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

choadwarrior wrote:

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He didn't like my suggestion to respond to every question at work with, "Google that shit."

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UnknownEric wrote:

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choadwarrior wrote:

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He didn't like my suggestion to respond to every question at work with, "Google that shit."

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There are probably a dozen times every day I have to stop myself from saying that.

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I prefer http://lmgtfy.com/

Travis is turning six on Friday. This may make you feel incredibly old, if you witnessed his first baby pictures on here, or it could make you feel like you really couldn't care less. There may be a third option of how your emotions may react to this news, but I really don't care what it is. I'm too busy freaking out about the fact that people everywhere have respected my ability to keep a human being alive for six whole years!

The bad news: He hasn't started stripping yet, and I'm afraid he might not be genetically coded for it. I mean, I wrote my first comic at around 4 or 5. (Though, to be fair, it was part of a newspaper that I created, and I don't think he's ever actually seen a newspaper before) I guess I'll just have to start leaving him unsupervised with crayolas more often and hope that eventually the magic just takes control of his body and it just happens.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Great, thanks.  Now I have something else making me feel old.  You know, besides teenagers knowing nothing about the cartoons I grew up with and such...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

attitudechicka wrote:

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Travis is turning six on Friday.

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attitudechicka wrote:

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Travis is turning six on Friday.

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Here's something else to help with the old. When I started here, and first started IRC/Forum chatting, I had just turned 18. I am 25 today.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

little_kitty wrote:

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Here's something else to help with the old. When I started here, and first started IRC/Forum chatting, I had just turned 18. I am 25 today.

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I learned about the 9/11 attacks from this thread.

I guess that's not a sign of my age so much as a sign of Stripcreator's age.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

HCRoyall wrote:

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little_kitty wrote:

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Here's something else to help with the old. When I started here, and first started IRC/Forum chatting, I had just turned 18. I am 25 today.

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if you don't remember the Thundercats, original Transformers, or even My Little Pony I'm still going to feel old.

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You know what made me feel old earlier today?  Realising that Bell Biv Devoe's "Poison" is 20 years old.

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I has a flavor!

The members of Bell Biv Devoe themselves are currently living in the Peacful Pines retirement home.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

In a similar vein:

Will Smith, who wrote "Parents Just Don't Understand", is the father of a 12-year-old and a 10-year-old.

Kurt Cobain's daughter will turn 18 next month.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

not_Scyess wrote:

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The members of Bell Biv Devoe themselves are currently living in the Peacful Pines retirement home.

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Hey, I had a 10-rated comic on the top-rated list last night!  Woo-hoo!  It was an exciting five minutes. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I turn seven today! :)))

biped wrote:

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I can see the Nicholas Cage and Michael Keaton, but I don't know about the Arnold Vosloo.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Excitement has a new middle name!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

For the 23rd year in a row I'll be going to where this crap happens:

After dark its the biggest excuse to drink and screw that's been invented since Woodstock.

I'm gettin too old for this shit.

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Kill Whitey.

"Cathy" is ending after 34 years. The final strip will run on Sunday, October 3. You're welcome.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

boloboffin wrote:

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"Cathy" is ending after 34 years. The final strip will run on Sunday, October 3. You're welcome.

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