crabby wrote:
I have no idea why you would expect me to pay alot of money to drink beer or to buy beer in 6 packs and drink them for the flavor. I drink cheap beer to get drunk while getting stoned to hide the painful trauma of a childhood raised by a woman who was too young and selfish to ever give me a feeling of being loved.
And then I wake up and passive aggressively taunt people on a humor based 3 panel comic strip making web site.
I'm sorry for disappointing you, but I just don't care enough to find some fancy beer to impress white people. I also didn't drink the beer to get the hat. I do choose High Life over other cheap beers like Busch because I can be smoking a blunt and people say "what you drinking?" and I can reply with, "Always living the High Life." I also love that the hat says High Life. I also enjoy after about 6 or 7 going, "It really is the champagne of beers!" This is the sort of fun I can't have with any other types of beer. Go back to hating the way black people don't use proper grammar or wiggers who wear their pants too low and leave my beer alone. I'm in it for the fun not for the level of superiority whether it comes to taste or to taste. I'm in it for the shits and giggles. Which is my MO in life and what you should expect from me in most situations. I thought it was what you enjoyed about me the most. It is my charm.
Again, I did not drink the beer for the hat. I got the hat from drinking the beer. If they didn't have the points I would still drink it, but since they do, I redeem them and finally have enough points to get the hat. I got a bunch of points while camping and people found out I was collecting the points. Drunk white people laughed and gave me their points. I got about 1200 free that weekend. Great bonding.
Points well made my fellow functional alcoholic. In my defense I was angry drunk at the time rather than mellow drunk as I am now.
And here's the ironic bit you'll thoroughly enjoy; I'm working my way through a six of PBR tallboys even as I write this.
And honestly, enjoying the shit out of them.
Sorry for my feigned beer snobbery. I haven't been one of those for many years and it was a brief period to begin with. I DO enjoy the occasional high end brew, but my default beer is Labatt Blue because its fairly evenly priced with Miller/Bud beers, and its a bit more beer flavored.
More and more often I have also found myself drinking vodka and juice. I find the vitaminy goodness of the juice helps derail a hangover better than our malty friend.
Try Boru. The Irish make good vodka.
I will now return to hating ghetto culture, and griping about the insane amount of people I interact with daily that could be outwitted by algae.
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Kill Whitey.