Pesky Fellatio Bugs by TopJimmy 3-29-02

Hey, Kid. How many licks does it take to cause you to erupt in orgasmic frenzy? *Sigh* Let's find out One...t-two...th-three...ew...th-three... Watch the pinchers, cock-sucker.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

This guy is quite amusing:

Plot Thickenth by FredChook 9-01-02

Dear Sir We regret to inform you... ...payment by the end of the week... ...poor record of outstanding loans... ...children's ears filled with cement... Isn't stealing mail fun?

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

This guy is also amusing:

The truth is revealed! by eggy_mcmuffinman 11-24-02

So, you mean to say that my very life is dictated by some creepy, websurfing deadbeat? Pretty much. That would explain my wacky comical misadventures.

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Dad was flammable

Power of TV... by kidvegas 5-06-02

The power of Television Newsflash! Squirrles Don't Exist! ...now where did he hide those nuts...

Trevor and the Burning Bush by vertie 5-09-02

Moses! I am here to give you the guidance that your people now seek! Pardon? Moses! I am here to give you the guidance that your people now seek! Oh, I'm not Moses, I just look like him. Seriously? Yep. Happens all the time.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Best. Comic. Ever.

Hmm. by sxwidbritney69 11-25-02

Dude, bra. Death Metal is fucking awesome!!! Fuck yeah, man. ITS ALSO PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST

TOK? by Flowerstar 7-16-03

... ... TOK!   ?   Are You TOKKING to me?? Don't TOK to me!

This especially appealed to me...

An Accent Would Help by Captain_Satellite 3-17-03

*hic* Look at me, I'm a bloody drunken Irishman! Um, honey? You're wearing a kilt. Scottish people wear those, not Irish people. *hic* Really? 'Fraid so. DAMN THAT LEPRECHAUN! DAMN HIS EYES!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

jes_lawson, my humble comic strips and I thank you.

I found this girl at random one day and she made me laugh. This may be the funniest commentary on the whole "deleting comics" question I have read.

(Understand I don't get out much.)

it would be nice to delete unfinished strips by tarafuzz 9-30-01

you know, i hate it when i'm playing around in stripcreator... ...and it just isn't coming together at all... ...and right when you've introduced an element that makes no sense... ...like a thought bubble saying 'i think i forgot to shave my ass' appears... ...and your browser saves your strip prematurely, and you can't delete it. i'm so embarassed.

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Your indifference only encourages me.

Big Dave's "Hamlet Moment" by NekoNiku 2-14-01

Hi. I'm David Boreanaz. You may recognize me as TV's "Angel". I also played the part of Adam Carr in this winter's blockbuster flop slasher movie that wasn't scary "Valentine". I wouldn't recognize a good script if it bit me on the ass. Would someone please put me out of my agent's misery? I'll ring when I'm damn well READY to ring, O man of great and spiky hair with gel!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Unconstitutional by your_leprechaun 7-22-02

Good morning Supreme Court. I was just wondering.... Is it unconstitutional to take a Praying Mantis to school for Show and tell? ...!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

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I think the good-to-bad random comic ratio is about 1 to 3 at the minute.

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I think the good-to-bad random comic ratio is about 1 to 3 at the minute.

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I clicked random three times. I got a DMSO comic; one of your comics, jes;

(This is not a very good strip, if you couldn't tell.)

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this game is getting boring. in 12 clicks, this was the only decent comic i saw:

Luci and Ricky... by moophisto 1-04-03

Satan and Moophisto in a new house. MY LORD, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GREET YOUR NEW NEIGHBORS *sigh* I suppose so... Satan greets his neighbor Hello. My name is Lucifer. Hi, I'm Rick! Well... you seem like some sort of evil demented Satanic creature... Actually I'm Welsh. But I get that a lot!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

The forgotten art of philosophy by Matchy 9-06-01

Dude, why are you in a bin? But am i really IN the bin? Perhaps we look at the fact that the bin being a physical entity in itself is consequently AROUND me! ............. ........... Dude, why are you in a bin? I'm bored

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Poop.

The Relationship by FatherChaos 5-25-03

Why is she always like this? I mean, I try to do something special, and she totally rejects me, like I'm some stranger. I want to be close, but she pulls back. And she treats me like shit! Well, maybe I should just put a stop to this altogether. Hi, honey! What's up? Oh, nothing. Say, you haven't seen the cat around, have you?

Absolutely crisp.

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Dad was flammable

Hes a chiiiild molestor by HumanKindling 2-05-03

Finishing up the sermon So in conclusion, that is why we must learn to keep sin out of our lifes on a day by day basis So if any of you have any problems you would like to talk to me about, come and see me in my office Hello my son, what is our problem today? I lost my doggie Well I know where your doggie is, he's right in the back closet in the basement of our church, i'll show you right where it is...........

Of reg caliber, though that's not saying much.

And this one should have been two panels.

Chicken Philosophy by mr_crash_davis 10-24-01

Why did the chicken cross the road? Seriously. This isn't a f#$%ing riddle. Why? WHY? DAMMIT, WHY??

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

THESE STIPS R CRAZY! by Alexandra 2-24-03

GRR I'M A BIG BAD DEMON. Man this strip is CRAZY! I'M A DIRTY HOOKER! AHAHAHAH! OMG I'M LIKE A DONKEY! THIS IS AWSOME! My wife was murdered

The fate of a true genious by Alexandra 2-24-03

"Dear Sir, We are pleased to inform you that you have been awarded the national acheivement award for sucking." Alas. Tis the fate of a true genious. I just killed some guys wife...

Funniest when used together.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

anger 2 by orlok 7-20-03

what did i ever do to you? well? you dont know do you?

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Poop.

Call the ref by NeoVid 3-11-01

You know, there's hardly a joke told anymore that doesn't refer to something else... Everywhere you look, someone tried to get humor secondhand from "All your base," or "I pity the foo'!" Let's face it... references aren't funny. In-DEED.

It's amazing this comic is nearly three years old now.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

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Hilarity ensues

You mean the hilarity that you have no idea how to post a comic?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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That wasn't worth all the fuss.

That's what the doctor said after I was born.

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Poop.

Myrås har time på kjemi rommet by Reli 1-15-02

Hva et hikk i en time kan føre til *hikk* *hikk* Skal eg ta med deg på bakrommet og skremma deg? Hva det leder til HVA? Bakrommet "FAP FAP FAP FAP" På bakrommet, (Moralen er; Don't look behind, RUN FOR IT) hvorfor er det mørkt her? FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

This strip is an important linguistic discovery. It proves that "FAP FAP FAP FAP" trancends the english/norwegian language barrier, and that non-english speakers always write their important lessons and warning labels in a non-native language.

Sadly, the english language strips that this user wrote are pretty crappy.