I really enjoy the unintentional irony of my first comic. I think it makes up for the lack of funny.

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Here's a late entry from AtheistDiary:

Fetus Pot Pie by AtheistDiary 4-20-03

Can I help you? I\'m looking for a recipe for fetus pot pie. This is one of those moments where I should mind my own fucking business, isn\'t it? Indeed.

Voting will close some time on Saturday, after which time I'll announce the next category.

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Bah Im class of 2002 as well, but only by a month or so, ah well. MMyers gets my vote, great comic.

I don't know if this is "cheating" or not. My OFFICIAL first one is something straight out of Maxim magazine, and credited to it too.

Here's my second comic, but it's the first one straight from my brain.

This comic has no comic value whatsoever... by Beaz 1-16-03

I told you so... Excuse me, do you have any creamer? What the... Since when do TRex's drink coffee? Just then, the creative juices come to and abrupt stop... [insert whitty and hysterical response here] Haha! Well go figure... sure, I've got some right here.

Just reminding... :)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Fuck.

*runs off to masturbate*

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

:O

I've created a monster...

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Next category is:

Best Last Strip of 2003

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Do we count contest entries?

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Poop.

I know it's a little late, but smamurai made a mistake in which comic he wanted me to pose for him, so I will post that one now.

Teh Precinct : New partner. by smamurai 10-13-03

Lt. Tarquin and Constable Frenzy are out on their 1st patrol together... Hand me the keys you fucking cocksucker! Ha Ha! Oh man I love that fucking movie. I think you and I are going to get along just fine. I SAID HAND ME THE KEYS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER! Hmmmn, you're not talking about that movie are you? Here, take the keys already. I haven't seen a fucking movie since 1981 you fucking cocksucker! I was warned about you, cah-cah mouth.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Thanks for posting that, MikeyG. I got a PM about that but due to circumstances entirely of my own making I'm not able to look after this little honey as much as I would like.

The next round of strips will, however, definitly be published before 11:45pm GMT Wednesday (this is *roughly* the afternoon for all you North Americans) so any last minute entries, please, PM them to me.

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Yay!

Secks-Men part 9 by MikeyG 12-29-03

And who are YOU supposed to be? I'm Droolverine. I drown enemies in puddles of saliva while I relentlessly hump their leg. Let me guess...Apocapussylips? No, no, no. I'm Fagbeato. I narrowmindedly beat up homosexuals, all the while getting a homosexual thrill from it and denying my own love of the cock. I'm Cumspot. With the power of man-honey, I turn into a crap-flinging monkey. This is the Secks-Men, dude.You're looking for the Poo Mutants, who are over there taking turns getting Cleveland Steamers.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Ok, here are the contenders for best final strip of '03.

Also, I remind you to PM me with the comic number and wait until I post them all together, rather than post them up willy-nilly, as it's fairer and more readable.

Also also, can you post the category you're entering, as some people are still submitting entries for the first category,despite voting having closed. I don't mind you submitting them late (you won't win but it's good to see them), but it's fecking confusing if I don't know what category they're under.

Rant over, here are teh funnies:

All you need is hate by lukket 12-30-03

lukket approaches dcomposed Hmpf! Fine then. I won't speak to you again. Ha! That'll teach him!

Could you be my neighbor? Part 7 by Xuanwu 12-29-03

"...and so the dog exploded, killing Sam and ending his reign. The end." Wow. That was a very interesting story. Did you write it yourself? Nope! I bought one of those new "Robot Writers." I've heard of them. Artists are in an uproar now that machines can be artistic. But I heard buying one is a pain. How did it go? Well, the salesman was a little pushy. But he was very willing to customize the robot to my needs. No way could I turn it down. I see. He made you an author you couldn't refuse.

Political Party Monster by choadwarrior 12-31-03

So you're one of those Log Cabin Republicans, huh? Yes. Of all the gay people I know, I don't think any would set foot in a log cabin. We weren't always known by that name. Why'd you change it? "Vacation Rental on Fire Island Republicans" was drawing the wrong crowd.

Aren't Politics Funny? by Rabid_Weasle 12-31-03

Hey, what do you call someone who is stupid? Republican? LOL! LOL!

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I vote = lukket :D :D :D :D

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Whilest on hold... by mmyers 12-30-03

Microsoft tech support, this is Lisa, how may I help you? Yes I'm having problems with some software... Allright, one moment and I'll transfer you to one of our techs. Thanks. [muzak] It's the end of the world as we know it, It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. [/muzak] I don't know which is creepier, the fact that "The End of the World as we know it" is their hold music or that I swear I hear Bill Gates whipping REM in the background.

FTC 16 - WTF by Beaz 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! I'M HEER TO NALE UR ASS BITCH!!!!! FUCK!

I think that's them all, but I have a feeling one is missing.

Errors/omissions - you know who to call.

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I am not an Infl8r h8r.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

My vote remains the same. You guys had some crappy last comics.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

mm-mm-mmyers.

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I vote mmyers and Beaz.

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I think we'll take that as a half vote each way.

Late entry from laughinginyourface:

7th heaven 9 (I think) by laughinginyourface 12-30-03

The dad in his priest outfit... God is GOOD!!! GLORY TO GOD!!! *mumbles lightly* Now, I was going to do my sermon, but something is really troubling me. And you don't know what it is, so let's laugh at you! No! I'm ruined! (crys) Ha ha!

By request, the second last round of this little showcase will now be Best Alias Strips Until then, hang fire all you strippers in disguise, and keep the votes coming.

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I hope my vote doesn't turn Rabid.

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I hope my vote doesn't turn Rabid.

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My vote goes to areallystupidguy. Hey Jes, can you give me a hint on what the next category is? =D

Oh wow, I'm supposed to pick one of these? Geez, lets say laughinginyourface for this round.

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