dammit, i should never try to write strips when listening to Judas Priest.

CC 281 : Captain Logical to the rescue! by Melkor 5-06-05

A T-Rex walks into a bar... What? Hold it! It is physically impossible for a T-Rex to walk into a bar! I will not have this sillyness imposed upon the gullible reader! Right! Now, move along. Ahrum!...The LochNess monster walks into a Bar... NO!!!

CC 281 : Who dunnit? by Melkor 5-06-05

A drunkard goes into a bar. Bartender! A bottle of your foulest stuff, and keep it coming! Later. So waz, ina ina ina bar and this dame, she saidze no, kicked me right ina thinghy, in the mouth...tongue..tonsils..teeth! Much later. Waz? Should'nt ya be a Elephant? I sold my tusks to pay for membership at Greenpeace.

CC 281: Naked Gun revival mode activated. by Melkor 5-06-05

A hearthbroken man walks into a bar. Bartender, give me strongest thing you've got! gotcha! On second though, give me a Black Russian. Righ...Huh?

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

CC 281 by habnem 5-06-05

I have four bars. Hmm. Must be the owner. He's kinda cute--and if he has four bars, he must be doing pretty well. What the hell? Excuse me. Would you like to-- That's so awesome. I can never get cell reception in this place!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

CC 281b by habnem 5-06-05

Now, stop me if you done heard this one... A guy walks into a bar. Oof! Watch where you're going. Sorry 'bout that.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

CC 281: A Priest Walks Into A Bar by biped 5-07-05

Alright, everyone! Stop this imbibing of alcoholic beverages and mindless carousing! It is sinful and degrading! Oh, yeah? Well, Noah used to get drunk on his ass and pass out nekkid! And God thought rather highly of him as I recall! Umm, yes, well... And one time his sons found him and covered him up, and later when he woke up he got mad at THEM for seeing him passed out nekkid! Err...I really don't think that's one of the more important parts of the Bible... Well, I'm doing my sermon on it tomorrow, Father! Perhaps you'd like to drop by and check it out -- I'll be shit-faced drunk! AND nekkid!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 281: Snickers all around in the Milky Way... by lukket 5-07-05

Here you go - it's all yours Gee thanks, I think. What's wrong with it Earthling? I had expected a UK or an American or maybe even a French one - but not this You asked for a Mars bar - I gave you one. It's not that simple.

And one that's not rules compliant:

Too polish for CC 281...

A guy walks into a bar... That hurt

by lukket, 5-07-05

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A Nun Walks Into a Bar with a Bird by NastyPope 5-07-05

I will fuck and suck every man in this bar if someone can tell me how much this bird weighs! Ummmm.... 500 pounds? Close enough mister!!!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Sum Gai Woks in a Bar

Heeeeeeere Kitty Kitty....

by NastyPope, 5-07-05

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Salvador Dali opens up a bowling alley

by kaufman, 5-07-05

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Sorry about the horribleness of this pun, KK

A Horrible Pun... Sorry

Barkeep! Draw me a glass of your finest beer! Comin' right up!

by BigFrank105, 5-08-05

This was inspired by Big Frank, so if this wins he gets the credit.

A Horrible Pun... A Tribute to BigFrank by Injokester 5-08-05

Barkeep! Draw me a glass of your finest beer! Comin' right up! And draw big tits on it. Already doing it.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Ok ok ok, the contest will end tonight. So, that's like 12 hours or something to go. If you're holding on to some comedic gold, then by all means release it now.

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Get confident, stupid.

CC 281: Burma Shave by KajunFirefly 5-09-05

There once was a pretty hot chick... who met a polite guy named Rick... then into her drink... the roofie did sink... she awoke to a mouthful of... NEXT!

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Dad was flammable

So This Chicken Walks into a Bar and... by not_Scyess 4-29-05

So then she sort of stroked my tail feathers up and down and gave me this look. Oh yeah? So I said, "My pad is just around the corner, but if the corner is too far..." Then she started stroking my comb... Awesome! So did you score? Nah. Turns out she was just a cock tease. Dude... that happens to you a lot.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

CC 281: When bars are slow on service by RedCapulet 5-09-05

Hey man, I ordered that beer 30 minutes ago, what's going on? Your beer is being poured. Six hours later... Damn it, where's my beer!? I'm transferring it to the counter... Two years later, the world has been nuked... Your beer is ready, sir.

CC 281: 99 Bottles of Beer and Crud by Project_Spam 5-09-05

o/` 99 bottles of beer on the wall; 99 bottles of beer... o/` ... Wait... wh- what? ... That's not a correct count. 1... 2... 3... o/` 38 bottles of beer on the wall; 38 bottles of beer... o/`

CC 281: The Bouncer by niteowl 5-09-05

A priest, a salesman, and a hooker try to walk into a bar. Get the fuck outta here. Everytime I let you crazy assholes in, weird shit starts happening.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

This would have been an even better CC had kaddar drawn us a Rabbi character.

There were a lot of puns, but I think that these two win the pun award for excellence in the field of punship:

CC 281: Co-literal damage by lukket 5-03-05

Geez. I told the proprietor to improve things around here, and now it's even worse. You know. It's your own fault. How can it be my fault? You specifically told him to raise the bar!

A musician walks into a bar by quodlibet 5-03-05

What will you be having? G in Tonic, of course.

However, as it turns out, I hate puns. So, second prize goes to Rabid Weasle, for his awful yet hilarious comic:

CC 281: An Alchoholic Walks Into A Bar by Rabid_Weasle 5-03-05

Give me a beer! And then he went home and beat his wife!

But the real winner in all of this is Kaufman, for this gem:

Salvador Dali opens up a bowling alley

by kaufman, 5-07-05

Kudos for thinking outside of the box. Thanks to all that entered, but I must pass the torch on to Kaufman.

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But the real winner in all of this is Kaufman, for this gem:
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Second place is good enough for me these days.

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Poop.

Wish I had thought of this when the contest was still going on.

Kaufman walks into a bar

We don't get many puns in here.

by NeoVid, 5-24-05

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