Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 9-15-05

Dear Fag, do men that routinely engage in anal sex eventually get conditioned to be turned on by the smell of poop? Dear Senator Santorum, I...uh... well...gee, that's... er...I mean... hmmmmmmmm. Be right back... Someone found out about us. Does this mean you'll take me out in public now?

Dear gay dude,
Is there some kind of formal conversation about who is going to pitch and who will catch or is there some form of telepathy involved, like ants have? Or do you just wing it? Wouldn't it be weird if you both bent over at the same time? And you're all like waiting and you both turn around and there's that awkward moment and you're like "Oh, I thought you..." and he's like "oh, I thought you..." and you share an uncomfortable laugh...that's really more of a thought than a question. Anyway, how is that all figured out?

Signed,
Deluded in Decatur

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Dear mmyers:

Number 3 - Darren and Hank by Choobychooby 2-20-05

So, Hank, how do you know my son? He's the guy I have sex with. I mean, how did you two meet? I just woke up one morning and he was here. Lovely, and what it is you do, exactly? Well, first there's a coin toss, then one of us gets some handcream...

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 9-18-05

Dear Gay Dude, Is there some kind of formal conversation about who is going to pitch and who will catch or is there some form of telepathy involved, like ants have? Or do you just wing it? Dear Deluded, while our mating rituals may seem arcane to the ininitiated, it's actually quite easy to figure out... Especially in prison.

From Umfum...

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 9-23-05

Dear Fag, When I want to tell my friends how far I went with a woman, I can say i went to first base, second base, etc. Do guys have that? Dear Shortstop, In a sport with pitchers, catchers, and balls... who gives a fuck about bases?

Dear Fag,

If a really feminine gay man and a really butch lesbian were to meet, what would happen? Would they develop a strange pseudo-heterosexual relationship and cause a breakdown in the structure of the universe, or would they become hated enemies and battle to the death?

-Odd Occurrences Bookie

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 9-26-05

If a really feminine gay man and a really butch lesbian were to meet, would they become hated enemies and battle to the death? Dear Tastes- Like-Chicken, If I learned one thing in high school.. It's never fight anyone with a mullet.

Ask A Gay Man Anything - Tribute by Rabid_Weasle 9-26-05

Dear Fag, is there some kind of formal conversation about who is going to pitch and who will catch or is there some form of telepathy involved, like ants have? Or do you just wing it? Wouldn't it be weird if you both bent over at the same time? And you're all like waiting and you both turn around and there's that awkward moment and you're like "Oh, I thought you..." ..."and he's like "oh, I thought you..." and you share an uncomfortable laugh...that's really more of a thought than a question. Anyway, how is that all figured out?" Why do people keep sending me these type of questions!?

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Poop.

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 10-11-05

Dear Fag, Why is today National Coming Out Day? Did some dude on Columbus' ship come out the day after they landed or something? Dear Santa Maria, It makes perfect sense to have National Coming Out Day right after Columbus Day... After all, in Spain, his name was Colon.

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 10-25-05

Dear Fag, Did you ever have a teacher who touched you in a way that changed you forever? Dear Nature vs Nurture, Nah, I was born this way.

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 11-30-05

Dear Fag, How can gay men profess to know when a woman is beautiful when they bat for the other team? Dear Eye of the Beholder, I may be prefer men, but I have a little trick to help assess how attractive women are... I start with ugly and work backwards.

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 12-24-05

Dear Fag, Why do gay men excel in creative endeavors? Dear Roy G. Biv, It's easy for us to think outside the box... ...since we're not thinking about getting inside the box.

Dear Homosexual Man,
A gay friend of mine told me he doesn't enjoy anal sex, thus his sexual life is exclusively fellatio. Is this typical? It seems a rather limited repetoire.

Also, what's the attraction to sucking someones dick? If it's your thing, go for it. But I just don't understand.

Best wishes,
Smarmulus

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 6-03-06

Dear Fag...If the United States allowed gays to serve openly in the military, would you join? Dear Private Dancer... I don't even shop at Old Navy.

Dear Fag,

Do all gay men have good fashion sense, or is it just the ones with limp wrists and lisps?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

dear fag,

when i work the door at the lame 'fetish nights' at the club, why do half the homos through the door have to flirt with me? is it the hairy beer gut, my irresistable dimples, or are 50% of all gay men into 'bears'?

-(back) door guardian

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Kill Whitey.

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 6-05-06

Dear Fag, Do all gay men have good fashion sense, or is it just the ones with limp wrists and lisps? Dear Men's- Pants-Half-Off: To all of you out there who continue to perpetuate this stereotype, I have just two words... Thank you.

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 6-05-06

dear fag, when i work the door at the 'fetish nights' at the club, why do half the homos have to flirt with me? are 50% of all gay men into 'bears'? Dear Back Door Man: If 50% of gay men are into you, that makes you one thing... A very loose power bottom.

(if this has been done, shoot me, but...)

dear fag,

if a gay man says i'm attractive, should i take it as a compliment that a girl would say to me?

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 6-05-06

dear fag, if a gay man says i'm attractive, should i take it as a compliment that a girl would say to me? Dear Narcissus: No, you shouldn't take that compliment in the same way... We have higher standards than women.

http://www.richardgagnon.com/WTF/Legacy-tb.html

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Letters! We get letters!

Ask a Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 1-20-08

Dear Fag, If a gay man makes too many bad fashion choices, do you take away his membership card? Dear Fashion Queen--If you're curious to find out what we do with our members... I'm sure one of us would be happy to show you.

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 9-08-08

Dear Fag: What causes teh gay? Dear Bicuriousity Killed The Cat...I've thought a lot about that. Is it genetic, is it learned? No... It's hot, hot men.

sorry we keep you out of heaven

*flexes*

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what if nigger meant kite

Wait, Arbi's gay?

Well, actually, I don't know Arbi very well, so it's probably just my lack of attention, but still.  Choad's supposed to be our resident homosexual.

Shit, that means dcom really does represent Australia doesn't it?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This is one of my favourite threads ever.

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Dad was flammable

the thread about gay men is one of Kajun's favorite. in other breaking news, the earth continues to orbit the sun

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what if nigger meant kite

Dear Fag,

Forget that Rice-a-roni shit.  What's the real "San Francisco Treat"?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.