In all seriousness, I love this place. You guys are like friends online. Which...ahem...you are.

And to Brad, for making a wonderful community.

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

You're the only ones who understand my potato.

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What others say about boorite!

That potato owes me money.

This is the only place I can come for serious discussion and still get some immature laughs in without a mod getting their panties in a bunch about breaking topic. Plus, the majority of the people aren't kids just entering their teenage years so I don't have to deal with stupid shit.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I understand your potato, boorite:

Cup7: Spud Triangle by DexX 1-25-02

Hey Boo-Boo, have you seen- HEY! Oh shit. My last potato! ...and you've stuck bits of plastic in him! You thieving bastard! It's my Mister Potato Head! He's my only friend, and I love so very much. Look, I found some old peppermints for his eyes, and... Oh... I see... Only friend, eh? Well, we can't have him being injured by the radiation levels. I'll just put him in this protective suit... Drop the aluminium foil, punk!

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Immature laughs?

Banned.

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Immature laughs?

Banned.

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Again? Damn.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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This is the only place I can come for serious discussion and still get some immature laughs in without a mod getting their panties in a bunch about breaking topic.

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We all have ADD and don't notice when it goes off topic. We seriously think that blt's boobies were the topic of "ode to bltsandwich" all along.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I respect crabby as an individual. <3

Even though I've become more of a lurker lately, I still love you all, in a very lurking kind of way.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I've loved you all since the day I came to this place.

Except Spankling.

I'm afraid of him.

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This is not my empire.

im still trying to figure out who i want to have gay sex with

Everyone on here rules, it's like the family that I wanted to get drunk with

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I dumb :D

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All ya'll that meet and hug are the pioneers. I'm just a pan handler in a claim off to the side. Nice place you got here.

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Ever since I arrived in Seattle, I assume that every guy I encounter on the street with a shaved head and bondage gear is Spankling.

I like Seattle, and I'll probably be back there when I visit in 2006. Didn't make it to Connecticut last time. I was too afraid of bumping into Ann Coulter...

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

I Think crabby is one of the most sarcastic most awesome persons I have been honored to meet him and all of you. In fact, things can't get better than this. So I think I will go kill myself.

Bye bye.

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I Think crabby is one of the most sarcastic most awesome persons I have been honored to meet him and all of you. In fact, things can't get better than this. So I think I will go kill myself.

Bye bye.

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Don't bother. You'll just rise again from the dead in three days.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

In sandwich form.

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In sandwich form.

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But go easy on the mayo this time. You start to reek after about an hour in the sun.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'd like to expand on my previous post a bit by thanking kitty for telling me what a cameltoe was. I swear, that would have driven me insane.

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It's grime time.

arsg, whatever I can do to help. I feel every adolescent boy should know what to avoid when picking up chicks.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Yes, avoid trying to pick up chicks on a camel. Remember chicks dig cars and motorcycles, not camels.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Okay -- and this is only because my baby is sick and I feel all mom-like today. Kajun's probably my closest friend here. He instant messages me at work so I don't have to be so bored, and puts a little sunshine in my day. Sappy, no? I'm really glad I had a chance to meet Ivy, boorite, and jes at my wedding. To those of you who didn't come, nanner nanner. I'm also happy to have such a great stripper in my own hometown that I can meet up with whenever I want (Scyess, this means you). Provided his schedule is open to it, that is. I think everyone else here is totally cool, which is why I wanted us all to meet up next year. I'm hoping to meet crabby (finally) when I go to the job interview (still haven't heard anything, cross your fingers harder!). Okay, that's enough sentimental crap. You guys genuinely are a unique group. I don't think any other webcommunity around is as diverse and yet so together as what this one is.

Oh yeah, and I'm grateful for all the teenagers here because they like getting my motherly advice.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Now that attitudechicka's set the precedent, I can put out an open call and invite all SC members available to my wedding to fill my side of the church. My pool of invitees is painfully small, since I'm rather estranged from most of my extended family and a lot of my friends (though I love them like family) are not people I want mingling with my fiancee's family. It would be like playing with matches while soaked in gasoline.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

But inviting people you met on an online forum instead is a much better idea.