• Don't get too wordy- less text is easier to read.

• NEVER use so much text that the background "loops".

Injokester

 

Mrs. Shaw by Hari_Nezumi 5-15-05

One day, while cleaning, Mrs. Shaw encounters a hideous monster in her bedroom! It is so terrifying that she was petrified with fear, too scared to try and escape, lest it decide to attack! Finally, she decides to call her husband. Jeff!

>:[

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Injokester

Business by LittleRocker 4-26-09

You know when you like someone so much. But you don't know how to say it? You get that funny feeling in your stomach like you want to be sick. Everytime you see them you instantly get nervous. Well today was the day that was going to be a new beginning. A fresh start. Ben finally gained confidence and went up to Mary. Your fired.

Bump.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Limited Time Only

ents at $99.99/month - Temple - Call no Now, I'll bet you're saying to yourself "Bob, I can't own a temple like that on my budget!" Ha ha. Well if you were, we have exciting news for you! Dont we, bob?

by FactoryRejects, 1-28-08

everlasting love by FactoryRejects 7-27-09

*THIS IS THE POLICE* *MA'AM WE KNOW YOU LOVED YOUR HUSBAND BUT IT IS TIME TO LET GO* *YOU CAN'T KEEP A CORPSE IN YOUR HOUSE MA'AM* Tell them to go away.

...the remaining pages have been torn out.

Nov 22 - The smiling nine-eyed creature appeared again today and followed me around - once in a while muttering "soon, John... very soon". My name is not John but this still causes me great concern

by FactoryRejects, 7-16-09

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Battlefield Mirth

The last one was fucking excellent.

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Kill Whitey.

I agree with AngryAmerican there :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Thanks!  You know, it's occurred to me that the narration box might be a little less horrendous if it wasn't some sort of eye-melting neon piss-yellow color.  Not sure what would be better, though.  Fuschia?  Taupe?  ...Somebody else decide.

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Battlefield Mirth

bump

Belated bump

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Exit bump.

This week I am being forced to move to a shitty desk off to the side of a call centre floor from my cushy office in our IT department, because the guy my manager reports to wants us closer to him. Gotta love a guy that demoralises an entire team of people for his own convenience since he's too lazy to check in on us once in a while. But y'know, writing complicated computer code should be a lot easier with 130 people yelling all around me, right?

Best of all my screen will be right outside the window to his cushy office, so no more SC for me :(

Later y'all, be back when I figure out a way to cheat the system :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Damn the man.  Come visit us on the weekend sometimes.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Injokester wrote:

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Exit bump.

 

This week I am being forced to move to a shitty desk off to the side of a call centre floor from my cushy office in our IT department, because the guy my manager reports to wants us closer to him. Gotta love a guy that demoralises an entire team of people for his own convenience since he's too lazy to check in on us once in a while. But y'know, writing complicated computer code should be a lot easier with 130 people yelling all around me, right?

 

Best of all my screen will be right outside the window to his cushy office, so no more SC for me :(

 

Later y'all, be back when I figure out a way to cheat the system :)

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Civic duty bump.

Also, I love how this important thread has also become an unofficial proof that there are exceptions to the "No text box" rule. 

"The greatest American short story writer of my generation was Flannery O’Connor (1925-1964). She broke practically every one of my rules but the first. Great writers tend to do that." - Kurt Vonnegut, from Bagombo Snuff Box

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Bad-a-Bump

"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest." - Confucius

I can't beat the freakin' system :(

Never thought it would happen but it did. So I've told my boss I'm leaving, and once I save up the scratch I'm off to the mainland.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Currently living on the mainland earning way more than I used to, lost 30kg, don't have to put up with the stress of my old job, found time to write a novel and life is freakin' great now so my old boss can go fuck himself bump :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Mi spelink is elways prefect!

ragu4u wrote:

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Mi spelink is elways prefect!

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Bump, I'd also like to point out to newbies that the community isn't as active as it used to be so please don't be put off if you don't get noticed.

Personally I'm away for long spells, tend to glance over the work of donors I haven't seen before if they've got a comic on the homepage when I look, and otherwise only drop by this forum a couple times a year. I bet I'm missing a ton of great stuff, but things to do y'know :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Bump

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Seems as good a time as any for a bump.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Injokester wrote:

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This week I am being forced to move to a shitty desk off to the side of a call centre floor from my cushy office in our IT department, because the guy my manager reports to wants us closer to him. Gotta love a guy that demoralises an entire team of people for his own convenience since he's too lazy to check in on us once in a while. But y'know, writing complicated computer code should be a lot easier with 130 people yelling all around me, right?

Best of all my screen will be right outside the window to his cushy office, so no more SC for me :(

Later y'all, be back when I figure out a way to cheat the system :)

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Great advice injokester! Just put my first one out. Going to wait a while before my next one.

zeke1109

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ZEKE

So now my life's in the toilet, yay for that. Lost my job, my mind, and my will to live. Oddly it's given me a bit of a break from it all, and I've pieced enough of my head back together to find a little bit of my funny, so that's something. Been doing another purge, and George'd an oldie;

Zombies! by Injokester 3-24-06

Crap, this is not good, we're out of boards and this won't hold the zombies for long. What else can we use? Hmmm...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.