*Looks down at his feet and kicks a stone*

Yes, Mr. boorite.

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I don't want to sound stupid, but why ar we here? I have completely forgotten.

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We were mocking wirthling's feeble genitalia, I think.

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Sorry. I was bored.

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Why not hand out rifles and let none out?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Narf.

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Eek.

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Plonk.

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Yoink.

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I just wanted to have the 500th post.

Pbbblllthttttt.

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I just wanted to have the 500th post.

Pbbblllthttttt.

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and 501.

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Ha, the pussy didn't even show up! I waited all night in the corner of my lightless locked bathroom.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Check your fridge. He probably broke into your house and peed in your orange juice. That's what I'd have done.

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Actually, that isn't orange juice, but urine with a high folic acid count. Sounds strange that I'd keep it in the fridge, but there's a good explanation. It tastes better that way.

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Gabriel Billings is a colossal onomatopeia-producing geek.

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Big Evil Dan was obviously too humble to post this, so I'm posting it for him... I thought this was a cack!

Max Payne by BigEvilDan 8-16-01

The city was cold with the icy grip of winter. Not a soul could be seen outside, which was good, because I had already sold mine. AHH!! The pain! Why God, why? They'd left me to take the fall, but they didn't count on my making such a mess on impact. It was time to stab at the heart of this monster they call the mob. Make the suffering stop!!! How the hell is Max Payne killing so many of our henchmen? He's not even carrying a gun! Yeah, but he wields a mean metaphor...

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What the hell is a cack?

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cack \Cack\, v. i. [OE. cakken, fr. L. cacare; akin to Gr. ??????, and to OIr. cacc dung; cf. AS. cac.] To ease the body by stool; to go to stool. --Pope.

My world is a better place with that word now firmly ensconced in my vocabulary.

Sadly, it took me to the second reading to get the double entendre of the Max Payne title.

Cack.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Australian slang.

"Cack" used as a noun means something extremely funny. It is derived from the verb "cack" (as in "cack yourself laughing") but from which of the two meanings I am not sure. "Cack" can mean "die" or "kill" (eg "His heart stopped and he cacked.") probably a derivative of "cark (it)", which in turn probably came from "carcase". As such, to "cack yourself" would, in this case, mean you had laughed yourself to death.

Then again, there is also "cack", a noun, meaning "faeces", or more coarsely, "shit". As a verb this means "defecate". In this sense it is usually applied to people soiling themselves (eg. "The senile old bloke cacked his pants").

Whether it means to die laughing or shit yourseolf laughing is now irrelevant, however. In common Australian usage, the phrase "cack yourself laughing" has evolved into the noun "cack".

I hope this has been enlightening for you all.

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It sounds to me like your whole continent is on cRack.

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Well, ex-cuuuuuuuse me!

*grumble grumble* LA crack ghettos *grumble*

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Just kidding. If I had a nickel for every stupid phrase the people of this country think up every day, I'd be a rich man. If for some reason I find myself talking to a high-schooler, I ususually don't know what they're saying.

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This thread is soooooo TONY.

One point for crabby.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!