I have always thought of TRON as Mary Poppins meets Star Wars.

I didn't get TRON on DVD but I did get Amityville Horror and Goonies. SLOTH cheered me up after being denied TRON.

I have always thought of TRON as Mary Poppins meets Star Wars.

I didn't get TRON on DVD but I did get Amityville Horror and Goonies. SLOTH cheered me up after being denied TRON.

Boys... You'll need to get up earlier in the morning to outpun the Colossal Geek.

Creek

Greek

And just for good measure...

Kaufman
ObiJo

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The mouse had an orgasm, and there was a colossal Squeek!

You're almost there. Now you need to start a completely new thread with that as the title, just to cheese people off.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Wirthling's Humble Abode by gabe_billings 9-17-01

Say Wirthling... Nice housewarming party you got here. Thanks for coming, Billings. Have a seat, grab some hot cocoa. Better not. I wouldn't want to overheat, what with the warming and all. The house isn't really going to get warmer. That's just a figure of speech. Oh. Then I guess I shouldn't have set the bathroom on fire. I hate you.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm sure I have enough clues to find wirthling's new house. Now I just have to figure out where to get a termite mound.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

A geek got into an argument one day. It turned nasty, and the geek ended up ripping his opponent a new anus. Yes, he was...the colostomy geek.

I met a homeless man the other day and he looked rather meek!

thud

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"Little known fact: Alexander the Great stood 6'7".
By the standards of the day, he was a Colossal Geek."

oh yeah, i got 600th post.

What do you get if you beat forty-thousand eggs and cook them in a pie crust the size of a swimming pool?

A colossal quiche, of course.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

...and if you stretch your scrotal piercing to size 00ga? A colossal guiche.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

LadyJ, if you think I am going to follow that link, you have another thing coming!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I am gonna have nightmares about that.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

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What others say about boorite!

Caption: "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

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What others say about boorite!

Have we beaten this one into the ground yet? by kaufman 9-18-01

I'm a colossal beak attached by a head to an enormous neck.. And I'm a colossal streak. You like collecting those liquids, don't you? Yeah, I guess I'm just a colloidal geek. On April 18th, 1975, Jacques Cousteau's ship sailed right over this very spot. Might as well face it, dude, you are a Calypso geek.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Damn, I'm sexy.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

But not as sexy as this fine lookin' ho.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I am a fossil geek.

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What others say about boorite!

quote:

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But not as sexy as this fine lookin' ho.

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And you should take a little red out of my face and put in a little blue to match the veins in my tits.

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What others say about boorite!

Now for the unretouched and real me.

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What others say about boorite!