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If this thread dies, all the cute fluffy bunnies and all the puppies with big sad eyes with suddenly and violently explode, sending shards of bone into the eyes of the innocent children who happen to be playing with them at the time, blinding them forever.

This horrific fate must never be allowed to occur!

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i can imagine laughing at the sight of that

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

This is the 667th post.

Take that, fuckers.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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If this thread dies, all the cute fluffy bunnies and all the puppies with big sad eyes with suddenly and violently explode, sending shards of bone into the eyes of the innocent children who happen to be playing with them at the time, blinding them forever.

This horrific fate must never be allowed to occur!

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i can imagine laughing at the sight of that

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Ask and ye shall receive!

[Click to view comic: 'Visualizing whirrled pets']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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This is the 667th post.

Take that, fuckers.

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Thank you, mistress. May I have another?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You're a regular now. You broke the magic 250.

Hey, do you get a special title at 666 posts?

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wowie wow wow. Im a reg now.
I gotta go now(check the Comic cup thread).

Remember when we were trying to get this thread to 139?

My god. What manner of monster have we created?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'm pretty sure that nazis and Hitler were colossal geeks.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

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This is the 667th post.

Take that, fuckers.

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Thank you, mistress. May I have another?

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I think I just came.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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I think I just came.

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Isn't there some sort of clap-O-meter to check for these kinds of things?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Did you just ask me if I have a venereal disease? I'm not sure.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

You're not sure if you have a venereal disease?

I'm sure I do not have a venereal disease.
I'm not sure Gabe wasn't asking if I do.

Fucker.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

If anyone needs a clap-O-meter, it is one Gabriel Billings.

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What others say about boorite!

No, if anyone needs a clap-O-meter, it is all the livestock within driving distance of Gabe's house.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

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I'm sure I do not have a venereal disease.
I'm not sure Gabe wasn't asking if I do.

Fucker.

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Chh chh chh!

Everyone has to go check out: www.humanforsale.com

Look, crabby! You're not a regular anymore.

humansforsale.com:
Taking a few liberties since some of the questions can only be truthfully answered if you're American, I discover that I'm worth $1,777,248.00. That doesn't get me into the top 50.
Interesting #1, though. If you were 6'5" and only weighed 90lbs, wouldn't you be bordering on anorexia?

Holy Fuck! I'm worth $2,334,110.00! Anyone interested in buying me? I'll give you a 10% discount plus throw in a set of steak knives if you act immediately.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Finally, I'm a senior comic technician.

What an ingenious way to collect a ton of valuable demographic information and associate it with an e-mail address. I tip my evil hat to those people.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

What an ingenious way to collect a ton of valuable demographic information and associate it with an e-mail address. I tip my evil hat to those people.

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Wow. I can't believe I didn't see that. I feel really freakin dumb. Oh well. What's a few more spam items in a sea of thousands?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Let me get this straight:

I have been here since January trying to deliver comics that were at least mildy amusing, my first comic was #878, and now, like Crabby, I am a "Senior Comic Technician"?

Could somebody -PLEASE- take that fucking, Goddamned, useless piece of shit description off of my forum post name? Please?

Bunnerabb will do.

My deepest appreciation.

Thanks.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

$1,992,502.00

Except I'm not for sale.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Why are you people worth so much more than me? I took this test about a month ago, and I am worth far less. I'm not putting my price here out of shame.

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Mediocrity at its most average.