ZMann is banned for hiding in the Mustard Potato Salad when he specifically told me he was going to be hiding in the rocky road at the Ben and Jerry's down the street.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall is banned for having a funktastic slaptastic avatar

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord_Vodek wrote:

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HCRoyall is banned for having a funktastic slaptastic avatar

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NooniePuuBunny wrote:

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Lord_Vodek wrote:

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HCRoyall is banned for having a funktastic slaptastic avatar

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Lord Vodek is banned for not saying fucktastic.

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HCRoyall is banned for still not inviting me to his poker game. I raise on Duece/Seven offsuit RAISE! You can't lose!

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord Vodek is banned for breaking the chain.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Noonie is banned for not finishing her cheshire cat work so I can see.

Crabby is banned for having an avatar I can't figure out
(seriously, WTF is that? I've been trying to figure that out for years!) 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

brycekain is banned for having never played guilty gear.

RCCOLAMAN is banned for stealing my sexiness and selling to a cheap philipino hooker

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Lord_Vodek is banned for no longer being sexy.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

ZMannZilla is banned for not being Tom Zenk.

crabby is banned for not sucking dick.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

LadyJ is banned for being less funny than rectal cancer.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

NoniePuuPuu is banned for being less accurate than a rectal thermometer filled with Kool-Aid.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

ZMannZilla is double banned for filling a rectal thermometer with KoolAid and getting my name wrong in two posts.  Make that triple banned.  Grape KoolAid?  Reeeally?!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

NooniePuuBunny is banned for not being named NoniePuuPuu

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

ZMannZilla is banned for not being a real Gojira.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

NooniePuu is banned for not being in league with the devil. Membership has it's perks, ya know!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

BryceKain is banned for bringing satan decaf instead of regular

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord_Vodek is banned for not upselling a frappe instead.  SELL BITCH! SELL!!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Noonie is banned for urging people to sell when prices are down.  This is the market to buy.  BUY!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HC is banned for teaching his avatar to punch me in the face. That really hurts, man!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Bryce is banned for being a pussy that writes better comics than me.

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Vodek is banned for not letting this stupid thread whither and die.  (Which coincidentally is also what I recommend he do.)

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002