ObiJo, these are by far the coolest rules for a CC that I've seen in my time here.

And yes, the last one is clearly a blatant ripoff of previously posted comics .. apologies for that, but I just couldn't resist.

Hey everyone BTW :)

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Ignorance is no excuse

Heh. This one kicks ass.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Thanks Drexle. Now if I can just get up out of the fetal position and try to think of a way to decide between about 10 of the funniest comics I've seen in the last six months, maybe I could stop stuttering.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You magnificent newbie!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Untitled by Drexle 9-15-01

Ding-dong! Hi, I'm here to talk to you about... ... Ummm... Never mind.

Wow .. thanks people :)

BTW, Drexle .. cool followup ;)

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Ignorance is no excuse

Wouldn't want to omit this angle.

Untitled by evil_d 9-15-01

Hello? Morning, ma'am. Can you spare a few minutes to talk about Jesus Christ? Okay.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Hooray! by ladyjdotnet 9-15-01

Drink and gamble all you like, folks. You're covered. I died for it already.

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War of the avatars! by ladyjdotnet 9-15-01

This mirror's seriously broken.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Just to make ObiJo's life a little harder...

Untitled by BigEvilDan 9-15-01

Hi, I'm here to talk about the Church of Arse. Go away!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Untitled by ladyjdotnet 9-15-01

Can I talk to you for a moment about Jesus? No. Encyclopedias? Ginsu knives?

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Untitled by BigEvilDan 9-15-01

Guys, you can dig me out now. It's not funny anymore.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Untitled by crabby 9-15-01

Mista why you come here? You got no body for sucky sucky. Hold on! We only got 15 words Mista! Why you come here and ruin everything? Can you give me a second! You ruin everything! Why you do this? I'm just trying to get aHEAD!

Untitled by Shadman 9-15-01

I hate the fucking circus.

Untitled by kaufman 9-15-01

And now, a haiku. ObiJo's Contest He's dressed as Mother Billings Cue "Psycho" music

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Ladies an gentlemen, pay close attention. LevelZero has shown us the way a newbie should introduce him or herself. Don't bawl for attention, don't demand to be read, just jump into a contest with a piss-funny strip that stands a damned good chance of winning. That'll do it, really.

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Untitled by kramer_vs_kramer 9-16-01

It's Satan! He's come for me! What? Can't I enjoy the circus like normal people?

What the hell is going on here? Even the newbies are posting funny strips. Obi, you put something unholy into those rules when you were cooking them up, didn't you?

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Untitled by DexX 9-16-01

Hello? Hello, I'd like to talk to you about... *chomp* Bugger it, I was hungry.

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Untitled by crabby 9-16-01

Hey crabby what's a six letter word for Ass Muncher? ........ ........ MENBAH!

i think the fact that its jesus doubles the funny in that

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Heres another classic for this contest.

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Untitled by kramer_vs_kramer 9-16-01

*DING DONG* Anal probe? *SLAM!* Dammit, that's the fifth one this morning.

Untitled by Shadman 9-16-01

Intergalactic. Planetary. Planetary. Intergalactic. I hate the fucking Beastie Boys.