kaiobrien

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

The arse end of our country votes for HotRod.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I'm hopping in a HotRod for this one.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

cpausti

cpausti for ANARCHY, a brilliant comic.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

kaiobrien

Ooooh...I get to be the tie breaker betweek kaiobrien and cpausti. I'm going to say kaiobrien takes Best Political Strip.

Strippers, send me your Most Offensive/Tasteless Strip by Tuesday. I think we'll have one more round after that.

Here are the entries for [b]Best Religious Strip[b]:

Gran and Gran: Church by HotRodDeathToll 9-23-05

Hello Gran! Oh hello I thought you didn't like anglicans Oh, I thought this was a catholic church So did I What's a church?

Random Layout Comic XIII by theReverend 12-01-05

Praise the Lord Jesus! ...listen, kid. I gotta get offa these boards. Go find me some help or cut me down, alright? I would love to, Jesus! ...but standing in this lovely verdant grove in tribute to you, Lord...my joints have rusted tight, I'm afraid. YOU STUPID COCK!

Bleedin' Jesus by LuckyGuess 12-13-05

Hail Jesus! Look at the blood running from this statue's face! Tonight, crazy Sacramento residents are putting expensive jewlery on the ground next to a Jesus statue I marked with a pen while I was drunk last night. We now go to our correspondant at the Vactican to hear the Catholic churches official response. Your Holiness, the people are in a state of unrest. What do you have to say about this scandal? Look at the puppet. See the puppet? Wow, isn't it cool? Catholicism is the only true faith. Keep looking at the puppet. Oh look, he's dancing!

G.I. Jesus by The_young_scot 7-13-05

clips from the new show G.I. Jesus G.I. Jesus! The cartel have us surrounded! Suppressing fire on them! send the alter boys on a flanking mission, and for my sake woman, show us some cleavage! I'll never tell you the access codes Dr.Steelshaft! Could you at least put some clothes on? Dad, I'll get your killer, if its the last thing I do!

*ding* GOD'S GOT KNEE MAIL! by flipynif1 10-14-05

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. My mind is a whorl of naughty thoughts about Lance on the swim team. Oh my. Well you are in luck with todays technology you can send a message directly to the Lord our Father! Really?? Can you show me how to do this Father? Come with me child. Wow this is gonna be great! What do I do? A little thing I like to call knee-mail.

Christmas comes but once a year

Sorry, sorry, its just that when you said 'empty your sack' I thought you meant... Well, y'know...

by Smurph, 12-23-05

Communion by cpausti 10-26-05

*panting* Sorry I'm late, Father. It's okay, my son. Now. Drink the blood and eat the flesh of Christ. Why, Father?! WHY!?

So I don't have to be a tie-breaker again, I'm going to take a LuckyGuess on whom to vote. Smurph's was great too.

LuckyGuess

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Mediocrity at its most average.

cpausti takes it this time.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

LuckyGuess

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

LuckyGuess looks to be taking this one with a great strip, but this time I have to give my vote to theReverend. So good, they named this round after him. Sort of.

LuckyGuess - it's too good

kaiobrien

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Im stuck between Flipy and Smurph, but I guess I'll have to go with Smurph.

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Poo perhaps?

In the absense of a Mohammed cartoon, I'll go with Smurph

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troelsea at gmail dot com

close between FunnySmurph and theReverendSwayze so i'll let the UBB code decide it

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what if nigger meant kite

Cpausti

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Shit, I just realized this was going on. Sorry I haven`t voted so far, folks.

For this round, I`ve got to give it to LuckyGuess.

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The Reverend

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

LuckyGuess luckily didn't portray the image of the Prophet Mohammed, so his life is spared and he wins Best Religious Strip and his second category.

For the next round, please send me Best Work-Related OR Best School-Related or both. Since some of the participants aren't working age yet, and others are adults, I decided to combine the last round in case half of them couldn't compete for lack of compliant comics. Unless someone wants to propose another category, I think the next round will be the last.

Meanwhile, strippers of the world...vote on the Most Tasteless or Offensive Strip :

Ciggy the Public Relations Cigarette by The_young_scot 9-24-05

People often wonder why in Britain cigarettes can be called "fags" Could it be because you put a shaft in your mouth and suck it? Personally I believe it's due to the fatal illness you catch from them

Going To Hell For This One by LuckyGuess 10-27-05

It's...beautiful.... And completely ignored by the rules of celibacy.

Read this 2 by flipynif1 3-05-05

What do you get when you escape from the abortion bucket and get beaten into being down syndrome? Hmmmmm I don't know what DO you get when you escape from the abortion bucket and get beaten into being down syndrome? The person that's readin this comic! RRROWWW FSST FSST BWANG BWANG!!!

The Merry Easter Hannuka Bunny by HotRodDeathToll 12-16-05

Merry Hannuka! I'm not jewish You are now

Karma by Smurph 11-22-05

And in other news, paedo fuck Gary Glitter may face death by firing squad in Vietnam after 'allegations' he had sex with a twelve-year-old. The IRA are said to be re-arming on the off chance they can have a crack at Michael Jackson.

The Sanity Cord by kaiobrien 10-19-05

Dr Kai, how will having a baby change my wife? Well, every woman has a "sanity" cord, which snaps during childbirth That's why prior to motherhood, most women you know are normal While every mother you know is a complete psychopath

FTC 59: The REAL Reason She's Starving by cpausti 3-29-05

I think we're lost. Let's ask for directions. No, no we're almost there. Almost where? An Easter after party. Now be patient. April Fools. You're Terri Schiavo's new feeding machine. Fuck. That.

Kai Obrien

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction