...find out where those damn hobo spiders went to, because the Spankling Estate executor was not a pleasant man, and in fact had successfully...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...pissed on Bunnerabb's grave...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...whilst singing "Beat It"...

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I has a flavor!

...and riding a unicycle, which he purchased from Fred's Unicycle Emporium in Shane's Asshole, Idaho, just down the street from...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

...your moms flea circus that inhabits many types of fleas and it seem like when ever you touch one of the fleas you body starts to....

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...really ponder its existence, until that same flea-ridden mother bursts in screaming, "How many times have I told you that penising pancakes into your stuff is a SIN AGAINST GOD? If I catch you doing this again, I'll cut off your..

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...teeth...

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

...with a screaming bottle of Chateau Neuf du Pape...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...which just happens to be the Pope's favorite drink when he is...

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

...hanging with the Popettes at the...

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

...bar for old people...

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

... of refined taste and distinction, whose only flaw is an all-consuming desire for human flesh that is still attached to...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...sponges stuck in his ears...

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

...and his silly little bottom, which was all a-glow in pinkish glory from the spanking he received from the flamboyant judge in the powdered wig, who...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...became a dentist after being convicted of molesting baby bears at birth, and finnally was killed by the super-strong Arnie the Govener, who fondeled his workers on the sets of his Terminators, while listening to the Pope on TV and finally saw that the pope was secretley married to...

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

...Judy Tenuta, whom we all secretly suspected, nay hoped, was dead or at least incapacitated, but in fact had been hiding out all these years in...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

..the back yard of ashton kuther spying on him and watching his every move,which sometimes was odd when she saw him continuly...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...talking to a lady named Martha Codwell, who enjoied listening to...

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

...the awful retching sound of Martha Stewart as she...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...tried to reproduce with one of her most famous dishes, "Turkey La Lemon", whick backfired, and got her thrown in jail, and met a woman in her jail cell named "Big Sally Strap-On", who...

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

...who loved women, and wanted martha stewart badly because she knew she could...

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

...rub her own clit against marthas lovingly and make baby paste from the summation of their juices - crying havoc as martha soothes her with this poem -

juices juices everywhere
between my toes and in my hair
diamonds are white
some babies are blue
because youre white
i love you

- but she starts to cry because - secretly - shes black - if only deep inside her third set of labia lips - which could best be described as flopping...

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

...like the long metallic wang of a certain member of stripcreator, who has returned after a long hiatus during which he has...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...paid for jools' services of the anal variety, and who is now relaxing with a glass of...

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

...scotch.

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver