...the red water to flow from the victim of the violent murder all in the name of..

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I dumb :D

...Edna McKraken, who as we all know...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...is the second-most famous marine monster in Scotland...

..that peed all over the shrubbery because...

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I dumb :D

...its prostate was extremely swollen, and it should be noted that Edna McKraken does indeed have a prostate, so...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...she then got her ski's shined up and grabbed a stick of juicy fruit, the taste is gonna...

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I dumb :D

...do somersaults in her stomach, causing a rip in the fabric of time to appear right in her large intestine, causing a wormhole to link her to the anus-lining of none other than the elusive...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

....New Liquid Drano, that tastes so good it'll make you wanna....

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I dumb :D

...rock this joint, rock it inside out, rock this joint make it...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...wanna change the babies diapers as they now look like the hindenberg about to explode...

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I dumb :D

...in a shower of flaming body parts and collapsing dirigible framework, which is hardly an occasion for...

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What others say about boorite!

...family masterbation night but dad said...

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I dumb :D

...milk is good for your bones and eat your crust,dammit, because its good for you and he also said that eating...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...stray kittens would grow hair on your chest but my chest was.....

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I dumb :D

... covered in the cum of a gay Kazahkstani calf....

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

...that just finished performing the role of Pip in a rock opera rendition of Great Expectations whilst...

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I has a flavor!

...stuffing a turkey up the ass of a 4 year old Iguana that seemed to think...

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I dumb :D

...that Neil Diamond was the shit, which we all know that Neil Diamond is just plain old shit, not THE shit, but of course he also thinks that Windows ME was the best shit ever made, for which he should be assasinated by stuffing an overweight buffalo (not a live turkey) up his ass whilst singing the show tunes from "Joseph and the Magic Technicolored Dream Coat" and wearing...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...a custom-knitted llama-yarn jock strap, with llama-yarn harvested from only the healthiest llamas that are fed a special diet of...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

.... lima beans, fried spam and six-packs of 'New Coke' that had been stowed away since the 80's by an arcane soft-drink loving cult known only as...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

...Teh Chewbacca Effect who like to run around town showing their naked hairy asses too anyone who will..

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I dumb :D

...let them hold $5 while they fellate Cory Feldman, which is not unlike...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...touching gary coldmans bad places in a dark alley at midnight while a whino comes up behind you and....

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I dumb :D

...and asks if he can have seconds...

...of your time to fill out a pamphlet concerning...

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.