Kaufman apparently stalks himself well.

Round 1, Match 7: Ewwwww vs kramer_vs_kramer vs mmyers

Elements are:
[list]
[*]Trophy wife
[*]secretary of pink donkey wrangling
[/list]

as submitted by andydougan* in comic cup 6 for a sexual accessory/toy and a bureaucrat-type job title.

* The first element was submitted by lara7 and seconded by andydougan.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 11: No experience required by mmyers 11-03-03

When I saw the ad in the newspaper, I never realized how glamorous an assistant job could be. Now I live on this cool farm, with my own bull named Charles. I prefer Chuck. I just finished alphabetizing all your porn by ethnicity and hooter size. Sweet! I also have this kick ass trophy wife that does whatever I want her to, a fast car, and an awesome job that I can be proud of! Hey Roger, it's 8:45, time for you to give me my gin and tonic colonic so they won't smell the alcohol on my breath at my 10 o'clock meeting. Did I mention that I have a fast car and a trophy wife?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Secretary of Pink Donkey Wrangling!!! by Ewwwww 11-03-03

Hey Dan! Say, do you know what its life to have a Hot Trophy Wife and be the Secretary of Pink Donkey Wrangling? If you mean "Big Red Anal Sex Bot" when you say "Hot Trophy Wife" and "Secretary of Pink Dildo Wrangling", then yea, I do.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

CC11 - Do you want a bun, or a meringue? by kramer_vs_kramer 11-04-03

Hey! How's the new position going? You mean my new job as Secretary of Pink Donkey Wrangling? It's great! All the donkeys I can wrangle, and I even got myself a trophy wife! Honey! I done made a mess again! How on earth does she count as a trophy wife? I keep her locked in a cupboard.

A New York advertising executive is left to take care of his young son when his wife leaves him in this poignant adaptation of Avery Corman's novel. A heart-rending custody battle ensues upon the now-ex-wife's return.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

m-m-m-m-m-m-myers

kramer

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AFROMANS MOVE

kramer, by a punchline.

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This is not my empire.

If he wins, does mmyers become the new Secretary of Pink Donkey Wrangling?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

mmmmmmmmmeyerseses was the most closely associated with funnyness.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

kramer

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

kramer

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Kram it!

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Dad was flammable

k_v_k

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Batman created by Bob Kane

k-v-k

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Sex Piano.

mm-mm-good.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I really wish more of you would vote. kramer_vs_kramer is the new Secretary of Pink Donkey Wrangling. Wrangle those donkeys, but not the blue ones.

Round 1, Match 8: The Last of This Round

Kajun Firefly vs umfumdisi vs flickguy

Elements are:
[list]
[*]Accidentally posting a comic with two asian girls as the punchline (which used to be more common when this element was submitted in Comic Cup 6)
[*]Mexican
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Submitted by Big Evil Dan for an embarrassing situation and a type of cuisine.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I bow before Kramer's nutty goodness and creamy caramel center.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Oy. My turn already? Gah. Better get this over with so I don't forget later...

Comic Cup XI entry: No title here, move along! by flickguy 11-05-03

Welcome to El Señor Taco, Burrito, Enchilada and Calamari. How may I ayudarse? Never mind.... ...I'm actually in the mood for something oriental today.

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This is not my empire.

Comic Cup XI: Must Be All Those Refried Beans by umfumdisi 11-05-03

Undalay, undalay, aypa-aypa! Sheesh! What makes that Speedy Gonzalez go so fast?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

In honour of one of the most annoying Christmas movies ever:

Comic Cup XI: A Casa Solamente by KajunFirefly 11-05-03

Choo know, eet ees good to get away from eet all sometime, thees Chreestmas will be the best, yo. As long as I don't have to eat your mother's turkey burritos, the eggnog is just unecessary. Come on mamacita, choo know she just trying to feet een wit choor culture. I just can't shake the feeling that we've forgotten something.

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Dad was flammable

Firefly

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AFROMANS MOVE

flickerama

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

i'd have to go for that odd Kajun fellow

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.