choadwarrior

I work for Marriott, doing reservations, and we've been hit hard by this. As in, we need at least 10 extra people on per shift to take on all the calls. I'm hoping for rain, if not for your sake, then for ours.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I feel these videos killed valuable brain cells, so I'm going to share the pain with you all.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That first video is a clip from a tv show called "The Mighty Boosh". I fucking love it. It's easily one of my favourite shows ever.

as you can tell it has a strange sense of humour, and it does take a few episodes for you to get into it, as I didn't like it at all when I first watched it, but now I could quote most of it word for word.

I'M OLD GREG MUTHA FUCKA!

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OK, did Old Gregg's "I'm Old Gregg" come before Goldmember's "I like gold"? The intonation, the rhythm, and the meter are exactly alike.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I think Goldmember was out first, but Old Gregg > Goldmember.

You can't argue with math.

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Fuck math. You can't argue with manginas.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

On the live stage show he puts draws on his knickers and projects the drawing onto the wall.

I'm not even making that up.

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WHAT'S THE REAL TRUTH BEHIND THESE "BABIES" WE KEEP HEARING ABOUT?  READ THE SHOCKING FACTS HERE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

lool

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what if nigger meant kite

Team Fortress 2 is the funniest game since Psychonauts.

Best moments so far:

 Red team's trying to get into blue's last control point, but can't break through the three turrets and one demolitions man guarding the point.  Finally, one red medic gets his uberbeam charged, makes a soldier invincible, and they charge the point.  As soon as the soldier steps onto the point, the blue demoman detonates the six remote mines he planted right on it.  The soldier is launched so far in the air the invincibility beam breaks, and he dies instantly.

 Second best:

A scout just barely ends up being the last survivor of a huge gunfight.  He runs back around a corner of the building where it went on, and calls for a medic.  As soon as he puts his hand up to his mouth to yell, a train hits him.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

ALL NON-BILLIONAIRES ARE WELCOME TO READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

BILLIONAIRES NOT WELCOME!!!  GO AWAY!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My enjoyment of Team Fortress 2 is directly proportionate to if I am sucking ass at the time or not. Currently the only classes I can do anything with are either Scout, Pyro, Medic or Engineer. I still tend to spend most of the game waiting to respawn. This may also have to do with the fact that I get put on the shittier team most games.

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Poop.

Rabid_Weasle

Team pride people. That's the name of the game. Lets all get on board for a cause. I'm going to start doodling more.

Who's with me?

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You don't know what I got... .

I bought one of these today:

It's a 2007 Madone 5.2. I think it got me off my mid life crisis desire to buy a roadster I'd only drive on the weekends.

That's a bicycle.

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You don't know what I got... .

That bicycle cost two or three grand.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

poop

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

boloboffin

It's a bicycle.

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lildeucecoup

It's a bicycle.

And you're Crabby, and it's that time of the month again where you try to pick fights because your life is so lame.

So we all adjust.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

for three grand i bet you can pick up a lot of chicks on it.

oh, wait...oops

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Kill Whitey.

Choad could still do it. Thats what pisses me off about him.

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The_young_scot

Damn straight! Wait a minute...

(A woman in my spin class asked me out last month.  I have excellent calves and few obvious gay traits). 

boloboffin

It's a bicycle.

And you're Crabby, and it's that time of the month again where you try to pick fights because your life is so lame.

So we all adjust.

I talk to Choad on a regular basis and I'm sure he  realizes I'm not trying to start any fight with him. But what would you know, you're boloboffin and you have to talk about me starting fights because your life is so lame.

Thanks alot.

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lildeucecoup

It's a bicycle.

And you're Crabby, and it's that time of the month again where you try to pick fights because your life is so lame.

So we all adjust.

I talk to Choad on a regular basis and I'm sure he realizes I'm not trying to start any fight with him. But what would you know, you're boloboffin and you have to talk about me starting fights because your life is so lame.

Thanks alot.

Yeah, that's right. I'm boloboffin. And it still says boloboffin over there to the left. I didn't get banned for being a constant trolling douchebag and have to reregister to get my monthly chain-yanking satisfied here.

That's how lame my life is.

[edited by boloboffin on 11-05-07 at 7:11:21pm]

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I hope you got it all out in your edit. I really hope you aren't holding anything else back.

All I did was say, "It's a bicycle." I'm a trolling douchebag for saying that because you posted how much the bike was? You're a douchebag for your response to the first "It's a bicycle."

I also wasn't banned for my "constant trolling." I'd like to point that out right now. As far as I know I was banned for trolling in Regarding Stripcreator where Brad didn't want it. I'd just like that out in open people.

 I was close to working on my case for an open trial in front of the moderators and you had to go and get your panties in an up roar over me posting "It's a bicycle." Now I'll never get unbanned.

[edited by no one on 11-05-07 at Never O' Clock]

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You don't know what I got... .