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I can't believe this thread was allowed to slide onto the second page. I'm so not a colossal geek anymore. When was the last time I spent hours huddled over the computer trying to get some landmark comic?

I'm a worthless shell of a man.

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Gabe, I just checked your comics, and you have nothing since 5-20-03. That's two days shy of a year. And you know how no sex for a year gives you back a virtual virginity; this is the same thing. If you don't make a comic in the next two days, you'll be reduced to ultran00bishness and to making comics with unnecessary narration boxes that read, "OMG Teh Squerrl Caught Fire LOL!!!!!!!"

Think of the children. Don't let this happen to you. Make a comic today.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Can anyone 'splain to me what this thread is for?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

o_o Well, from what I can decipher, tis for geekishness, or at least thats the monstrosity it became.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Go to page 1 of it. You'll see the original purpose.

--Ken who joined SC when this was on Page 8, and first posted to it on Page 10.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Back From the Dead']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Go to page 1 of it. You'll see the original purpose.

--Ken who joined SC when this was on Page 8, and first posted to it on Page 10.

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I took a look back - half my gray turned back while reading it. It was old home week.

Gabe - you were thinner then.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Anything but that damn politics thread in FGH! (You people are slipping here)

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Put-In-Bay Residents Hit With Mysterious Illness

I wonder if Bunner got sick? That's his island.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I called him a few days ago to check up on him, and he's fine... he says it's all way overblown. I didn't get to talk with him much tho because it was Bartender Olympics Day and he was really busy.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Was that dirty lush a judge?

Oh... my... god...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That article is definately twisted.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

test

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

invalid lewl

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Batman created by Bob Kane

YOU'RE invalid, mister!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

It's saying this is an invalid topic.

That's true, but we should still get to look at it.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

"Blanche! Bring in the invalids!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'd like to express my appreciation for Firefox . Its interface is very much like Internet Explorer's, but is a heck of a lot cleaner, has an amazing little "tab" thing for browser window organisation, and has automatic pop-up blocking. And it'll migrate your bookmarks and in my case, my Google toolbar.

Way way better than IE.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Computer Stupidities

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Go to page 1 of it. You'll see the original purpose.

--Ken who joined SC when this was on Page 8, and first posted to it on Page 10.

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I took a look back - half my gray turned back while reading it. It was old home week.

Gabe - you were thinner then.

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I wasn't any funnier though...I am working on that! Diligently! Just for you all!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

*bump*

I don't have anything geeky to post, but I was searching for something in this thread, so I thought I'd put it back on top (since I had to use google to find it)

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Wait, so what does that make me if it's been almost five years?

Wait, so what does that make me if it's been almost five years?

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Ripe and ready!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

History

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

i read this thread, i bought the gabe_billing's book How to Post Comic Number 300,000 despite wirthling's suck and gas grenades and i did it! not as good as most of yours would have been. or as funny. or profound. but... um... here it is!

[Click to view comic: 'how'd he hear the doorbell?']

thanks! see you at 400,000!

/me ducks and covers

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mine are randomly funny