...Murray Head, who sang "One Night in Bangkok" -- as opposed to Heady Murr, who covered "One Cock in Bangladesh (Is Better Than A Cow Cutta)" which was written by Meatloaf, performed by Archers of Loaf, and...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

... played only when...

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

they rape humans endlessly until a baby is born with a green genital similar to...

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Boogying with Jesus and some Nazi hoes, sitting front row at a fucking Justin Bieber show.

... a booger that Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva blew onto...

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...the ever-frowning skull of Dick Cheney; and, if you've ever blown a booger onto a Dick...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

...without first dousing it liberally with Worcestershire sauce and then trying to pronounce Worcestershire properly...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...you might've been subject to a deluge of...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...blows to the head with a metal pipe; which, when consulting the doctor after three days of endless, unstoppable pain and torture, the doctor told you...

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

CONGRATULATIONS, Mr. and Mrs. Huxtable, your abortion has just given birth to a brand new...

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

... contriversy regarding the sanctity of life and the cross-breeding of Jell-O pudding pops with..

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN........only now....

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

...the world is a vampire; the world is my oyster; the vampire oyster is my world...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

...when China agrees that plastic is not a very good substance; but only not a very good substance, when it comes from them even though they make damn good noodles, of which I don't even eat because I don't like noodles and I've only just heard they make damn good noodles, but anyway, the point is that...

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

...one day china will kill us all and make plastic statues that look like the commoners and noodle statues that look like the rules of thier respective countries...of course that would mean...

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

...compulsory penis enlargments for anyone foolish enough to commit...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...such homophobia against the Rectal King of Siam, which of course is probably a misspelling, but the only reason I bring that up is, actually, you know what I just had a thought and I wonder if this ultimate run on sentence would make it in the Guiness Book of World Records, but seriously I just digressed, because the voices in my head told me to pass on this very important message to you and, really, who wouldn't want to hear this, I mean really, you know, so I have to say this, and I mean no disrespect, but you really are...

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

...putting way too much stock in the words of Glen Beck, who, for all intents and purposes, has completely sullied the reputation of all television political commentators, who, for the most part, only wish to bring fresh, new perspectives on the topic of world sociological progressions, which, if anyone really watches objectively, has a tendancy to...

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

...curse repeditavely, while dancing with a wet burlap sack filled with cottage cheese and goats fetuses tied to the...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...undersides of Britney Spears' junk, but not really her junk, but more like her junk's junk, which is scientifically possible if you take a can of marshmallows, some fertilized grits, and make sure it's fertilized with grit fertilizer, because if not it just tastes like unfertilized grits and no one really wants that now do they, and then you take a huge honking helping of...

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

...Hillary Swanks' breast milk, which you will use to...

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

...feed the disadvantaged children of 100 Liliputians, who lost their tiny jobs thanks to...

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

...volatility in -- what else -- microeconomic factors such as the price of sheep brains (per pound) relative to the price of...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...a...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...fecal material that...

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

...is stronger than steel and yet soft enough to wrap around your...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002