Yup! I think I am going to cry now!

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"I know how toast works."

Hey guys? Shhh, quiet down a sec. While I respect both Dexx's opinion as well as Pope's, I don't believe how funny a comic is or isn't is worth all this arguing. Let's agree to disagree on this, shake hands, and move on. Please.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

hear hear, chicka. also, in future--NastyPope or anybody--a simple "i abstain" will suffice. it can cover "both of your comics are horrible," or "i hate kaufman on a personal level, but i don't want it to affect my vote," or anything, really; but the nice thing about it is the participants never have to know.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

We are getting a little uptight. It's too bad I can't email some therapeutic beers to everyone.

It'd suck to have grudges against one another over something this trivial. I was a little annoyed over the post that started all this, yes. I still think it might have been put differently, but who am I to tell someone else how to express themselves. If those at the receiving end can deal with it, what am I complaining about?

I say live and let live. I don't like being angry or annoyed with people.

In fact, I love each and every one of you.

Except wirthing. That goat diddler.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

quote:

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In fact, I love each and every one of you.

Except wirthing. That goat diddler.

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I had wirthling's mother...

..but I sold her on eBay for twelve bucks plus postage.

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And it was worth every penny!

And it she was packaged quite well!

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"I know how toast works."

Thank goodness for that! I thought I tied the bubble wrap and gaffer tape a bit too tightly.

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Good thing she's into that sort of thing.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And another thing about wirthling's mother is that she -- hey! You bastards!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I have 4 rules. Two more are required. I'll create them myself on Friday if I have to just to get this off my ass. It has been there for a while and a line is forming. Please send your rules to spankling@hotmail.com.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!

DexX vs. kaufman.

RULES:
1. At least one character must exuberantly pontificate on the wonders of Cherry Flavored Anal Eeze.
2. A character in the comic has an embarrassing habit or addiction.
3. Use Bongo2, and he must be running from something.
4. Use a squirrel.
5. Use LadyJ's character to portray GOD.
6. Slip in a plug for sending Brad money.

And may the least objectionable and most likely to be considered funny by somebody comic win! *sheesh*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I have to say I am glad I didn't make it into the finals! Those rules would make me commit suicide or go on a mass killing spree of ants!

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"I know how toast works."

Comic Cup 3 - Damn, the final round is hard. by DexX 9-21-01

[singing] All the girlies say "Yes please!" / To Cherry Flavoured Anal Eeze! [/singing] My God! How long can he sit there singing that fucking advertising jingle over and over? I just... can't... cope... GAH! *pant* *gasp* Thank God! I think I got away from that maniacal squirrel and his obsessive- Hey! What are you doing off your chair? You are being punished for a reason! Now, GET BACK THERE! [singing] All the girlies say "Yes please!" / To Cherry Flavoured Anal Eeze! [/singing] Everybody join in! [singing] All the girlies... *sigh* I wish she had just smote me me divine fire or something. *sigh* All this because I didn't send Brad any money...

Damn, that was a lot harder than I expected...

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Nice job, DexX... Here's mine:

CC IV: Anal-Eeze This! by kaufman 9-21-01

C! F! A! E! Cherry Flavored Anal Eeze is for me! Honey, Nectar, Wax and Pollen, none but cherry on my colon! Anal Eeze, Pretty please, YAAAAYYY! Hey little cheerleader, you've got to help me. Brad's collection goons are trying to shake me down. 2! 4! 6! 8! You should finance stripcreate! Duchess, Countess, Lady, Dame! Tag of choice goes by your name! You mean if I send Brad $20, my forum posts will no longer be labeled "Always plays with his nuts," and can instead be something less personal? It's available? Oh, thank you, Goddess, thank you! Not a problem. Let's see what's next on my agenda ... Oh yeah, wirthling wants a body. Any ideas whose I should use?

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DexX

Wow, hard rules, I know what that is like, and two very funny stripes. This was a very difficult choice.
Kaufman's one liners were awesome, but I have to give it to DexX For staying clearly within the rules and making it flow better. Still, a huge bravo to both of you.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

kaufexX!

Er, I mean DefFman!

OK, I need to figure out a logical resolution to this dilemma...

eeny
meeny
miney
mo
Gabe's a
sailor-
lovin'
ho

it's kaufman!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

KAUFMAN!

Just for the line about wirthling's body.

I was very impressed by both, but I liked DexX's a little bit better. It was very close.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I think I'll go with DexX, mostly for the jingle lyrics.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

goin' with DexX, partially 'cause i thought his was funnier, and partially 'cause he made better use of my Bongo2 rule. and partially 'cause i'm bitter (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

DexX

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Urm... is six votes the victory-threshold in this cup? *blink blink* Did I just win? *blink blink*

Really?

Shit!

I actually thought Kaufman's final entry was better than mine, but I won't argue. Wow! :)

Thanks for the votes, all. :)

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Don't thank all of us. I didn't vote for you, you stinkin' marsupiaphile!

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