Fuck fists...I made it one minute and twenty-five seconds into that shit before attempting suicide. In retrospect, it would've been easier just to stop the video.

if you couldn't manage suicide, i'm not convinced you could have stopped the video

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what if nigger meant kite

I would say that it's worth it to watch the whole thing.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

YEAH I GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU.

I'm back. I doubt any of you remember me, but I stopped checking in here like, a year ago or sumat. I've since manned up and moved to Scotland and now I'm back because I need something to do while not paying attention in college.

So sup. 

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

i remember you. and the things you did to me while i was passed out.

thank you.

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what if nigger meant kite

I only had you in mind when I did it.

And Johnney Depp. 

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I saw a Biggest Loser loser karaoke sing "Purple Rain" and "The Right Stuff" in an NYC gay bar tonight.

This comic is not true:

Giddy Up by AccentuateNegative 9-25-08

I just had a horrible realization. I haven't had sex since I was in my thirties.

I may, or may not, have been paid.

biped

This is the most damn hilarious thing I've ever read on this site. It made me laugh And I don't know why. Maybe it was the fact that it was completely random. 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

On Average I make:

10-30 Comics Per Day
70-120 Comics Per Week
And I tend to make a Comic every 3 minutes

I'm not sure if it works to an exact point. But it is pretty much that, roughly.

I put this in my profile

My Uncle worked in the Sewers. [br]

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Beeko180

That's pretty old, isn't it?  I vaguely remember posting it.  Glad you enjoyed it!

HERE

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

That's pretty old, isn't it?  I vaguely remember posting it.  Glad you enjoyed it!

I know but I only just discovered this thread almost 2 days ago.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I have nothing to say.

------> HERE

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I almost sharted at work today.

choadwarrior

I can't believe that George Constanza never sharted in a single episode of Seinfeld. It writes itself.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I have been asked to take part in an interview comparing myself (Brett Harte) to the wrestle Bret The Hitman Hart.  I'm not a fan of wrestling but I figured what the fuck so I'll be in some wrestling magizne in January becuase I have the same name as some jerk off in pink tights. Thank you mom and dad for the name.

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horray for life. boo.

If you get to meet him, make sure to call him a jerk off in pink tights to his face.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

And then kick him right in the balls and urinate on him.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

not_Scyess

biped

I promise you both I will all of that... and maybe more.

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horray for life. boo.

-----> HERE

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I miss sleep, I have such fond memories of it....

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The following things are all happening at my job at the same time:

1.)  One person quit, one retired, leaving us two people short.

2.)  The library director decided that the sports books should leave our department and go to the first floor and be replaced by photography and crafting.  Oh, and that this should be done immediately, even though we're short-staffed.

3.)  The sports books we're giving up take up 4 rows of shelves.  The photography and crafting take up 7.  So somehow, I have to clear 3 rows worth of books from the music literature section by the end of this week.

4.)  Did I mention we're short-staffed so I'm on the reference desk all day?  So I'm expected to answer the phones, deal with walk-up customers, weed and shift the entire music literature section AND put all of the reference sports books on book trucks BY FRIDAY.

5.)  I am now completely insane.  Koo koo ca choo.

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I has a flavor!