Nothing says "I love you, but not enough to buy a gift" like a greeting card, and the sentiment is even stronger when the card is made for free on a website. When folded properly, a stripcreator comic can be made into a cheap and easy card as seen here:

Have A Happy CC 206 by BigEvilDan 8-21-03

We're on the front of the card. And we are... ...on the inside.

So the rules for this contest are as follows:

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[*] Make a greeting card similar to the template above celebrating a special occasion of some sort.
[*] Multiple entries are encouraged, but at least one must be for a traditional greeting card celebration (birthday, graduation, anniversary...). Any other entries can celebrate whatever you want (Invading Iraq, first hooker, winning a comic contest...)
[*] Series are obviously out of the question unless you are very creative.
[*] Comics are due Monday evening.
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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC 206 : Graduation by niteowl 8-21-03

RAARRRR! SO YOU GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE, HUH PUNY HU-MAN? HOW MANY PROFESSORS DID YOU LET CORNHOLE YOU TO GET THAT DEGREE?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

HAPPY B-DAY by crabby 8-21-03

So you say todays your birthday. Well, I'd rather be dead than spend another year with you.

Welcome Friend! by Ewwwww 8-21-03

Welcome Newbie! Hope You... OMG! I farted! LOL! >: O Dont Suck! Its a pussy! LOL OMG!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

CC206: Happy Anniversary by UnknownEric 8-22-03

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO A GREAT COUPLE! Aren't you glad I never told your wife about that whore in Korea? Love, your old army buddy. Suckied, suckied, for fie dollah.

Budweiser. True.

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I has a flavor!

ZipMark - When you care enough to send the very least:

CC 206: Wedding by TheBlairZip 8-22-03

Congratulations! So, you're getting married? I have two words of advice for you... Prenuptual agreement.

CC 206: Newborn by TheBlairZip 8-22-03

Congratulations on your new baby! Give the little maggot a kiss from me.

CC 206: Birthday by TheBlairZip 8-22-03

Happy Birthday From All Of Us! Happy Birthday! Have a good one, buddy! Except for me...because I fucking hate you.

CC 206: Christmas by TheBlairZip 8-22-03

It's almost that time again... Time to watch your parents get drunk You call this a *hic* fucking diamond braclet, you shithead? and argue over petty bullshit! It's called "Diamonique", and it's just as good as the real thing, you ungrateful fucking cow! Merry.... Christmas....*sob*

CC 206: Funeral by TheBlairZip 8-22-03

We are sorry for your tragic loss. But you still owe us $10,000 for the funeral service. Pay by Friday, or you'll be hearing from our lawyer. Expect no mercy.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

WARNING: I love this contest idea.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

It's a long fold-out. A by umfumdisi 8-22-03

Procrastination...

It's a long fold-out. B by umfumdisi 8-22-03

It's a long fold-out. C by umfumdisi 8-22-03

is an art form.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

After The Party by umfumdisi 8-22-03

I saw the mugs, I heard the cheers, I just can't believe you drank ALL those beers! HAPPY HANGOVER

After The Date by umfumdisi 8-22-03

Last Night Was Awesome, You're Such Great Chicks... Just Don't Forget The RU-486!  uh   oh

After The Divorce by umfumdisi 8-22-03

Hey, Asshole Answer...Cheap, Ugly, and Alcoholic. Question...What Are Three Words That Best Describe Your Mother. Burn In Hell, CINDY

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC206: New Baby by UnknownEric 8-22-03

So your girlfriend is having a baby! Ever hear of a condom, you little shit?

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I has a flavor!

CC206: New Baby 2 by UnknownEric 8-22-03

So you knocked up my daughter. Love, Mr. Roberts. I'm coming for you.

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I has a flavor!

A Schrödinger Christmas by umfumdisi 8-22-03

SEASON'S GREETINGS We all got you a little something. Hope it gives you a "warm, fuzzy" feeling, and makes you "paws" for reflection. You elves are teh best! What a sweet bunch of guys... *open, open* Hope Your Christmas Is Full Of Surprises! A dead cat?

A Schroeder Christmas by umfumdisi 8-22-03

A JOYOUS NOEL TO YOU AND YOURS Leave me alone, Lucy! I'm trying to DL some Beethoven. ... Wouldn't you rather didDLe me instead?   !   Merry Christmas, Blockhead.

A Scrotum Christmas by umfumdisi 8-22-03

Feliz Navidad What are you doing with your hand down your pants? Looking for the Spirit of Christmas. Joyeux Noël Froumlhliche Weihnachten Ah, there it is! I'm returning your presents.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Brad, someone seems to have posted in the last CC, under my name, calling Dan here a "JERK ASS." Please comb the log files and figure out who it is and have that person shot and dragged behind a horse.

CC 206 by boorite 8-22-03

It's Easter! That magical time of year! When I lay psychedelic eggs... And I rise from the grave! Sweet dreams, kid.

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What others say about boorite!

CC 206: Happy 43... I Mean 42nd Birthday! by Rabid_Weasle 8-22-03

Happy Birthday! You were born on this day! 43 years back that way. And I know you're really 42! But up I did screw. And we still can't goddamn edit comics!

CC 206: Greetings From The Mob by Rabid_Weasle 8-22-03

You asked us for a favor, and all we asked was a fee. You must have thought we'd give you a waiver, and let you off for free. We hope you brought your life saver... ...because under water is where you'll be.

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Poop.

CC 206: Please Come Out by Rabid_Weasle 8-22-03

You're stuck in a closet, and that's where you'll stay. So I'll stand waiting, I'll hope and I'll pray. That you'll come out and tell the world... Everyone! I'm gay!

CC 206: Your First Orgasm by Rabid_Weasle 8-22-03

You tried and you tried, but just couldn't do it. You tried to yourself but figured.... Ah screw it! Until you met a man who knew how to brew it... The problem all along... ...was I needed to chew it!

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Poop.

CC 206: Mother's Day by lukket 8-22-03

Who's the single most significant person in the world? I am. Thank you for me, mom. I wish you a happy Mother's Day.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 206: Loss of Virginity - From Father by Rabid_Weasle 8-22-03

A message from your cherry... We've been together for a few years or more. Just heed this adivce to avoid being poor. Make sure you don't lose my friend backdoor. Or else daddy will think you're a whore.