Well do they? C'mon! I dare every single person in stripcreator to read every single one of my comics and tell me if they suck! Tell me if there's not even one that you like! What're you waiting for?

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Define suck.

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Poop.

Read all your comics? I didn't even read all the words in that last post.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I would say it's an even balance of blowing and sucking, actually.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

They suck

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Geeze kitty, you don't need to be so blunt about it.

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hey, he asked for blunt.
besides, my hair was in the process of being bleached as I was typing that... it entered my brain and the blond-bitch mode switch was turned on briefly. i didn't get it flicked off until after i had posted the message.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Blunt or not, I asked for everyone's opinion.

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i got about halfway through them before i stopped to put sharp things in my brain. its quite a hobby.

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Okay. So they suck? (By the way, "Happy Birthday" is two words.)

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I read all of your comics, and the ALL suck. And this from the author of "Fucking Nemo".

The one about Saddam Hussein having sex with the husband of the Dixie Chicks especially sucked. It's a candidate for Nazi Comic status.

I don't think the Dixie Chicks polygamistically share a husband. Sorry.

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

I know that one sucked. Especially because I didn't make it! My cousin used to get on the internet, while I was logged in, and mess with my comics, private messages, and stuff like that. So finally I kicked his ass when I caught him and he hasn't come over since.
Plus, I like the Dixie Chicks.

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Oh, OK.

Then ignore my bellicose nature.

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

Not like you're gonna die if you comics suck, just keep making comics the way you like. (BTW, your comics are teh suck)

Pienso su cómico chupa.

Your comics suck, but not particularly well. At least they didn't mind when I held onto their ears. Keep trying.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

They also do anal if you get them drunk enough.

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

Could you guys tell me what I'm doing wrong?

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You need to get your tounge into it more.

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So you want me to put some spanish in them?

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NO! Your comics possibly have too much Spanish. Redoing a comic in another language doesn't make it funny.

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

I do it in Spanish because I am Spanish. I used to translate them so my friends could read them. But now I have stopped putting them in Spanish and I'm trying harder to make better comics. And plus, the whole reason I posted this topic was so people could tell my if my comics suck or not (and everybody says they suck)and to give me advice on how to make them better!

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Could it be the language barrier? Many jokes don't translate well. For example, I posted this in a new thread before I saw this message:

Para Mis Amigos Que Hablan Español by choadwarrior 10-01-03

¡Ay, el gerente del restaurante! ¿Leyó usted el signo en el cuarto de baño y recuerda de lavar las manos? ¿Las MANOS? ¡Ay dios mio, no! ¡Salga! ¿Querría usted lavarme otra vez? Pinche mono.

It's a play on words in Spanish, but if I wrote it in English as:

Manager: "Did you wash your hands?"
Spaniard: "HANDS? Oh God no!

Monkey: "Would you like to wash me again?"
Spaniard: "Fucking monkey"

it goes from marginally funny to not the least bit funny because it makes no sense.

Perhaps some of your jokes are getting lost in the translation.

Dude - I'm only ripping you because you posted in the Fights forum. You might try one of the comic posting forums to get less nasty comments. In here we have fun ticking each other off. I thought you were looking for smart-ass comments.

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Duh! I am. I just wanted to see what you guys would come up with.

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