Welcome to FTC #9! The rules are well-known by now, but just in case you don't know...read 'em below.

-Copy the comic below exactly.
-Add text to one, the other, or both characters in the last panel, but don't change the other panels.
-You may use the mirrored characters in the last panel.
-You may change the title if you want, keep the FTC #9 part unless you don't like having competition names in your comics, an award will be given for good titles.

A psychic award will be given if you make a comic similar to one I was thinking of when I made the template.

FTC #9 Template by niteowl 11-15-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it?

Note : The "character" for the voice of God is actually the props/height1 character. However, a wordy tirade by "God" in the last panel may stretch your comic vertically, so if you're anal about that stuff like I am, you can use the height2 instead.

In some of the other contests, a bonus question related to the contest was presented. I don't have one right now, but if I think of a decent one, I'll be sure and post it for the 1up award.

Judging will be sometime Thursday evening CST. I can't wait to see the madness that this contest brings. Good luck!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

First one to post WHOO HOO!! Enjoy... =D

FTC #9: Identity Crisis by Matchbook_Romance 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you Alright, what is it? My little brother broke his leg in a bike accident. Do you think you can get him a new one? Who the heck do you think I am? Santa?

FTC #9: Just Ask God by Matchbook_Romance 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? What is the meaning of life? Well, the meaning of life... the meaning of life is... Oh, look at the time! I'm meeting Satan for crumpets and tea. See you later and don't be stingy on the collection plate!

Anomalies (money is the root of all evil. let god help.) by Ahsirakh 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? Why must we give offering in church? It's for my power bill, dear. See, if I don't get 'nuff every Sunday, and the sun don't rise up in the morning, who looks bad? I do. So cough up!

FTC#9: Burning Questions by flickguy 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll® center of a Tootsie Pop®?

FTC#9: Burning Questions (2) by flickguy 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

FTC#9: Burning Questions (3) by flickguy 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? Do you really look like George Burns? Say g'night, Gracie...

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This is not my empire.

FTC9: Why Does God Hate Me? by Rabid_Weasle 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? Why do you hate me? I dunno... gotta hate somethin'.

FTC9: How Goes It God? by Rabid_Weasle 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? How's it going? Meh.

FTC9: Question For God by Rabid_Weasle 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? Do you have Satan's number? *sigh* Got a a pen? Ok it's 666-6...

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Poop.

FTC #9 by boinky33 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? How can I edit comics? Stupid newbie!

FTC #9 again by boinky33 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on? Ahhh! I'm so sick of that question!

FTC #9 again again by boinky33 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? Why did you allow my brother to get cancer? Because he's a fag!

FTC#9: Don't pass this up! vjjkk5 by pslock 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? Buy` V'iag*ra Chea"p- gsqfxqktbu Damn spam prayers...

FTC 9: Maybe his grandpa was a beaver. by kaufman 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? What kind of last name is Dammit? My brother says it's Polish.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

FTC #9: I Get Anal About That Too, niteowl by IB_XC 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? Do you exist? Whoever said there's no such thing as a stupid question never met you, kid.

FTC #9: By Funny, I Mean "Not Funny" by IB_XC 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? How many Stripcreator comics with Jesus have you read that didn't offend you? Oh, a couple. And by "a couple" I mean "absolutely none," you know.

FTC #9: Father and Son by IB_XC 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? Oh look! That cloud is shaped just like an amoeba! What was she going to ask, Dad? ______________ Why she has ADD.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Good God... all those comics are hilarious!

FTC #9: God's Gift To Women by Matchbook_Romance 11-16-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? Do you want to go out on a date with me sometime? Sure, if you don't mind going out with a guy that's over 2000 years old and has more holes than you.

FTC #9:Mindfudge by pslock 11-17-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you Alright, what is it? ..... Yes, I CAN read your mind.

FTC#9: That Age Old Question Again by UnknownEric 11-17-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? Tits or ass? *Pfffft* Tits, of COURSE.

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I has a flavor!

FTC#9: The Final Frontier by TheGovernor 11-17-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? Who was the better captain? Kirk or Picard?

FTC#9: Kids Grow Up Fast Nowadays... by UnknownEric 11-17-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? Does it make me a slut if I go down on a guy on the first date? Not if he pays for dinner.

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I has a flavor!

FTC #9: What if Ra was one of us? by mmyers 11-17-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question that I need to ask you. Alright, what is it? Boxers or briefs? *sigh* Long answer, the universe is my boxers and judgement is my briefs, with those who cross me condemned to my sock drawer. Short answer, boxers.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

FTC #9: What if Ra was one of us? by mmyers 11-17-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question that I need to ask you. Alright, what is it? Boxers or briefs? *sigh* Long answer, the universe is my boxers and judgement is my briefs, with those who cross me condemned to my sock drawer. Short answer, boxers.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

FTC9: Verily, Verily, Verily, Verily, Life is but a Ream by ObiJo 11-18-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? Will I go to hell if I distract someone so that Satan can sneak up behind them and pull a monster wedgie? Well it depends. You see, there's a fine line betw... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

FTC #9. He sees all. by Johnny_Lincoln 11-18-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting, I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? Last night I took a guy in my mouth and at the same time another guy up my ass. Am I still classed as a virgin? Usually you would be, but remember I see all, and I saw the third guy!!!

FTC #9. The smell of God. by Johnny_Lincoln 11-18-03

God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting, I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? Does your shit smell? Eerrr... Let me get back to you with the answer in about ten minutes.