In case you haven't heard, Saddam was captured today. So let's see those Saddam strips in honor of his capture!

Another Obligatory Saddam Comic by niteowl 12-14-03

Hey...did you hear they got Saddam? Isn't that great? Yeah. Great. Superb. Wonderful. What the hell is the matter with you? Aren't you excited?!? What exactly is the significance of this? Didn't the US already win the war? Remember the whole "Mission Accomplished" thing? Haven't the Iraqi people been "liberated" already? I hate you, you're such a downer all the time. I'm not a downer, I'm a realist.

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Why I Hate The Americans by dcomposed 12-14-03

I'm here with a representive of the United States, who today kidnapped Saddam Hussain. That's not what we did. Then what did you do? We captured him. What's the difference?

Why I Hate The Americans-2 by dcomposed 12-14-03

So now that you have "captured" Saddam, what do you intend to do with him? Sell him back to Iraq. I'm sorry... sell him back? Yes, we will send a note with our demands and reassure the Iraqis that nothing will happen to Saddam if they pay us. So it's a ransom note? It's nothing like a ransom note!

Why I Hate The Americans-3 by dcomposed 12-14-03

What inspired you to kidnap Saddam in the first place? He killed a bunch of people, that's illegal in our country. But this isn't in your country, you traveled three thousand miles to do this. And while you were there you kidnapped a world leader. Is that not illegal in your country? No comment.

Why I Hate The Americans-4 by dcomposed 12-14-03

There you have it folks, the Americans suck. HEY!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

At least our country wasn't founded by a bunch of criminals!

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Sex Piano.

Although, if we hadn't won the revolution, the men we call the Founding Fathers would have all been hanged for treason and in addition to driving on the wrong side of the road, we would all consider then criminals today.

By a bunch of criminals or for a bunch of criminals?

And if genocide isn't a crime then I guess your country wasn't founded by a bunch of criminals either.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

And when did Saddam strip? Did I miss his Iraqi wang?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Saddam is hung like a camel.

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Poop.

Always in the last place you look by jes_lawson 12-14-03

Have you seen the car keys, hon? Did you try looking in the cellar? AAH! Holy Shit! Quiet, fool! The Americans will hear! I keep telling you, I DIDN'T HAVE ANY WMD'S LEFT! And I keep asking you, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY CAR KEYS, SADDAM?

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The Worst Wing #3 by TheGovernor 12-14-03

Woo Hoo, Yee ha, Get in!! Yes! Go Me! Woo Hoo! Great work! I take it Mr President, you're happy to hear that we have caught Saddam Actually I was just celebrating the fact that I managed to tie my own shoelaces without assistance

Operation Comic by ObiJo 12-14-03

Sir! Operation Power Sticks completed, sir! So where are they? Sir! Operation Transport Sticks was interrupted by Operation Consume, sir! Operation Consume?? Well, you at least completed Operation Fluidity, didn't you? Sir! Operation Fluidity was used to help complete Operation Consume the Operation Power Sticks, sir! You owe me lunch, mister!

I made that after hearing that going in and getting Saddam was dubbed Operation Red Dawn. Seems like you can't take a shit in Iraq without it being named Operation Corn Drop. Makes me wonder if the naming of operations is itself dubbed Operation Pretentious.

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Needs More Saddamy by kaufman 12-15-03

Good news from Iraq, sir, we got him! We did? What happened? We found him with a long scraggly beard, in a tight, dirty space. Well, don't just stand there, get the interrogation crew in action! Let's cut to the chase, hotshot, where are the Weapons of Mass Destruction? You mean the Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifles? You don't want one of them. You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

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Saddam was caught by boinky33 12-15-03

Saddam was caught yesterday and was brought to America. He said he was really sorry, so they let him off with a warning. Hooray!

Operation Dumbo Drop by mmyers 12-15-03

Mr. President, operation Red Dawn was a success. Great googly-moogly, are Patrick swayze and Charlie Sheen OK? No, you're thinking of Red Dawn the movie. This was Red Dawn the Operation. You know what game I liked? Operation. Boy, that buzzer scared the bejezusses out of me. You've had a big day, Mr President. Maybe you should take a nap. Yeah, maybe you're right. Hey before I sleep, write this down. Operation Iron Eagle! zzzzzzz.

Hide and go seek by mmyers 12-15-03

Marco! Polo! Marco! Polo! (hehe) You're very cold, you're freezing. Oh wait...you're warming up. What can I say, I enjoy a good game. You think that was torture, wait until you get adjusted to our legal system.

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yay1!!!1 by boinky33 12-15-03

Hear about Saddam being captured? You kidding? It's all over the news! It's driving me crazy! But there is one good thing. What? There won't be any more Michael Jackson all over the news.

Inspired by the boinkman by ObiJo 12-15-03

They found Saddam Hussein in a hole! That's the second person they found in a hole this week! Really? Who was the first? Michael Jackson.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

kaufman's "A Christmas Story" reference had me in fits.

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Hey Dcom, I loved your little series, totally. And by the way, just because Australia started out as a penal colony doesn't mean it was THEIR CHOICE. Besides, when people in England heard that for a crime, they would be sent to a BEAUTIFUL ISLAND PARADISE, how many people do you think wanted to stay on the straight and narrow?

Kaddar Hussein by MikeyG 12-16-03

So, we've got you, Saddam. Pretty soon we're gonna strip you and shave you. American Swine, please be gentle, for it has been a while since I have enjoyed the caress of another human. All right, Saddam, better start disrobing before Rumsfeld's hard-on subsides. Yes, Capitalist Captor. I shall comply. *STRIP* Sir, we've found the WMD!!!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Hussein it's not a victory? by habnem 12-17-03

In other news, today the United States government proved... ...that by deploying hundreds of thousands of troops and spending hundreds of billions of dollars... ...they can find a 66-year-old man hiding in a cave. They should have shopped around. I would have done it for fifty bucks.

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Although, if we hadn't won the revolution, the men we call the Founding Fathers would have all been hanged for treason and in addition to driving on the wrong side of the road, we would all consider then criminals today.

Do we consider people who leave the US to live in another country criminals (discouting the people who decide to go to Iraq and learn how to kill American soldiers)? If the founding fathers of the US were guilty of anything, it was aggressive invasion of another country, genocide, and importing illegal goods which brought exotic diseases to a group of people who came before them. Not treason. They left England. They didn't revolt in England. If the US is guilty of treason for that, then so is India, much of Africa, Canada, much of South America and Mexico, and several asian countries. Also, people complain about the takeover of the US from the American Indians, but it happened in Australia too.

Also, Australia was populated by the least worst criminals. It wasn't murderers and rapists there. It was the tax fraud and shoplifters of the time that got sent there. They had short sentences and ended up getting out even earlier so they could help build up the colony. It was all about cheap labor.

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